[liluhalo]

[ampervadasz]

[drtanner]

Love that you can see the exact moment that Enlightenment™ occurs for this little dude. Good job, you did it.

[r4cs0]

Right there

[tikkety-tok]

Watching Olympics women's weightlifting 🏋️‍♀️

[liluhalo]

When you try to take a picture of your hips and your underboob photobombs you

[liluhalo]

[retro-tofu87]

[sarakipin]

魔人探偵 脳噛ネウロ

[liluhalo]

wow i can really post nudes on tumblr again

how about you unflag my account now boneheads

[sleepyurl]

imagine someone thinking of you and buying you flowers

[coolxatu]

ok now imagine a horse as a skeleton with a blue fire mane

[cryptixotic]

the horse ! It’s bringing you flowers !

[ourdustytrails]

[inkflowergarden]

Don’t doubt the miracle.

[sharkiealami]

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

Okay, but this is more historically accurate than 300.

[akira777x]

[rabbitindisguise]

Dude you good??

[magicspotatolover]

Sööp

[caitsbooks]

BookTok || Goodreads || Bookstagram || Twitter  || Reviews

[cineastette]

you will not believe the date i just had

[physcicfuckface]

I miss this meme

[dolldirector]

Wait

Is THIS what Americans are talking about when they say “breadsticks”??

[mama-germany]

yes yes it is

[dolldirector]

See I was thinking of these buggers

Which are like the width of a pen and about 20cm long

[mama-germany]

yes, grissini, long and thin and crispy 

our breadsticks are, like……. sticks.  of bread.  soft bread.  like smoother, softer mini baguettes.

[obligatorymorningfart]

Comic about sea shanties

[mama-germany]

sometimes pain means there’s something great about to come

[mama-germany]

filed under: things that sound deep but are about me cutting open a really, really fresh bagel with my bare hands

[simili-xiii]

hehe. the great thing pain helps you get is "pain"

[mama-germany]

how dare you make me acknowledge the existence of French on my own blog