Don't worry. I'm still me...

[97-86]

I want to be the person you can’t get enough of

[maureen2musings]

…

@norichan5050

[supermanandloisverse]

#SupermanAndLois Tyler Hoechlin and Elizabeth Tulloch at Comic Con Wales

📸 : SupermanAndLoisCWSeries via Instagram

[churkey]

[killyourrdarlingss]

EXCUSE ME ?!?!?!?

[johannesviii]

“Nickelback doing sea shanties on tiktok” wasn’t on my wishlist but now that it’s here I wonder why I didn’t ask for it

[truly-fantastic-me]

ngl this is way better than the original 

[bebemoon]

"lake michigan is a vibe right now" (@swoodlife ig)

[wereviolet]

The reviews are in

[iran-contrarian]

Have these people never seen ice on a lake before??

[cop-disliker69]

I certainly haven’t

[homunculus-argument]

Imagine an alien sharing a cool human fact they just learned like ”hey guys did you know that the silvery markings on humans actually aren’t true stripes? They’re called stretch marks, they happen when the human is growing fast enough to actually outgrow their skin, which is apparently something that just fucking happens to almost all of them at some point of their life.”

and another one is like ”wait so you’re saying humans don’t have stripes.”

”actually they do, but the stripes are invisible. There’s genetic code that’d give them stripes but they’re just the same colour as the rest of the skin. So the visible stripes are not real stripes and the real stripes are invisible.”

”I swear if you tell me one more weird human thing today I’m beating your ass.”

[thantos1991]

The human in the room looks up and goes "Wait I have stripes?"

[cosmicbumfights]

"what do you mean cats can see them, but I can't?"

[messiambrandybuck]

what do you fucking mean cats can see them

[beenovel]

I WENT THROUGH THE SAME THOUGHT PROCESS

MY CAT THINKS I HAVE STRIPES?!?!?!?

[messiambrandybuck]

NO NO ITS NOT "IT THINKS I HAVE THEM"

BECAUSE WE DO APPARENTLY

SO ITS ACTUALLY A VERY DISTRESSED "MY CAT THINKS I KNOW I HAVE STRIPES?!?!?!"

AND I THINK THATS A BIT WORSE TO BE COMPLETELY HONEST

[beenovel]

MY CAT KNEW I HAD STRIPES BEFORE I DID?!?!?!?!?!?

[messiambrandybuck]

I DIDNT THINK OF THAT

[beenovel]

WELL I DID AND NOW I CANT UNTHINK IT

[blueberryrock]

@beenovel @messiambrandybuck these are the variants

[beenovel]

WHAT

[messiambrandybuck]

apparently there's a disease where they become visable, and these are the most common kind??

Ngl it looks cool but???? I'm still in shock tbh

[hachama]

I NEED TO KNOW WHAT PATTERN OF STRIPES I HAVE AND THE CATS WON'T TELL ME

[yupokaysuremhm]

I COULD HAVE A CHECKERBOARD ON MY BACK AND NO ONE WOULD KNOW???

[sinestrocas]

[angelicichor]

Funky concept - your height reversed is how tall you’d be as a cryptid/fantasy creature   ✌️

[wingdingle]

[hacked-by-jake]

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OHHHH MYYYY AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!😭😭❤️❤️🎉🥳🥳

[hacked-by-jake]

Crack meme, oh yes!

[marsinduskwood]

Jake, addressing the squad: And if you have any suggestions feel free to put them in the suggestion box.

Jessy: But – that’s just a trash can.

Jake: It sure is!

[captainwanderlust78-deactivated]

Dan playing cards with MC: You're like a puppy, if he calls you drop everything and come running.

MC: No I don't!

Jake in the other room: Hey MC, could you give me a hand?

MC: *Jumps out of chair dropping cards and proceeds to trip on their own feet* I'M COMING!

Dan *sarcastically*: Yeah you're definitely not.

[incorrectduskwood]

MC: *kisses Jake’s neck*

Jake: what is this?

MC: affection

Jake: disgusting

Jake:

Jake: do it again

[marsinduskwood]

Jake: You're the love of my life and my best friend, I would do anything for you.

MC: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule.

Jake: Absolutely not.

[hacked-by-jake]

Something new, just for fun and boredom. xD

The 3rd, 10th and 16th emoji your last used describe your relationship with Jake:

Mine:💚🤭😂 (good thing xD)

[lilwolfiestiles]

😍😃⚡

[robbybarnes]

~DUSKWOOD~

MC: ...hey Jake,why you're laughing?

Jake: Maybe cause i'm just happy.

MC: And why have you a bottle in your hands?

Jake: Recycling. We need to save the environment.

*Jessy approaching*

Jessy: Omg! Phil fell from the stairs! Who the hell put oil on the stairs?

[duskwoodincorrectquotes]

Jake: Caffeine no longer keeps me awake while I work, so instead I have Y/n periodically send me texts saying ‘we need to talk.’

Jake: It gives me the right amount of adrenaline and fear I need to keep going.