But that’s none of my business

Me to me: Make it your business

[satansonmyside]

I know I just called you dude but I’m trying to flirt with you

[lovebalm]

god im reading a text about romance fiction (especially targeted at young adults) for class and one sentence in it literally made my brain explode because ive been thinking about this kind of stuff too, how “Many people wouldn’t fall in love if they’ve never heard about it before.” and like…imagine there was no ideal/overaccentuated image of love and romance painted in postmodern mass media….how would we love? would it be purer? more authentic? what would we do differently? would we fall in love at all if we werent constantly being fed an ideal concept of love as the norm in mass media? like what is a natural process of human feelings and what is just a projection of how we want to love and want to be loved based on what we’ve seen on tv and read in books etc? in this essay i will

[rabbitrah]

w … wh … where’s the rest of the essay, op? 

[koyla-archived-deactivated18112]

whoever has my voodoo doll pls kiss it’s forehead i need it

[valleypunx]

my tiny human body isn’t big enough to hold all the love that’s inside me and that’s why i’m always crying

[snackwizard]

a fools guide to not wanting to die anymore

by me, a fool who doesnt wanna die anymore 

never make a suicide joke again. yes this includes “i wanna die” as a figure of speech. swear off of it. actually make an effort to change how you think about things.

find something to compliment someone for at least 4 times a day. notice the little things about the world that make you happy, and use that to make other people happy.

talk to people. initiate conversation as often as you possibly can. keep your mind busy and you wont have to worry anymore

picture the bad intrusive thoughts in youe head as an edgy 13 year old and tell them to go be emo somewhere else

if someone makes you feel bad most of the time, stop talking to them. making yourself hang out with people who drain you is self harm. stop it.

[wildlyannoyingdoofus]

… 8|

That’s some pretty good advice. I don’t know what’s left of my humor after ‘guess I’ll just die’ jokes but it’s worth a shot.

[snackwizard]

Personally i went from “guess I’ll die” jokes to “IF I HAVE TO BE HERE FOR 5 MORE MINUTES I PROMISE YOU I WILL BUY JUST, AN ARRAY OF CLOTHES.” and other wild hyperbolic stuff. Just replace the death part with something ridiculous and off topic. Its very entertaining

[808lien]

This also works with calling myself things like stupid, worthless, trash, etc. Even if you do this jokingly to yourself, your brain still believes it, and keeps up the cycle. Seriously, I found that when I stopped saying these things about myself, even jokingly, it made a massive difference.

[animated-disney-gifs]

[napschnapps]

😍😍mulannnn😍😍

[wandorwoman-deactivated20141024]

[thecrownedheart]

Two things!

1. She looks pissed

2. That’s me

[nevvzealand-deactivated20130227]

happy birthday someone

[stop-chicken-nugget-abuse-deact]

I like reblog going this becaUSE WHAT IF YOU SAW THIS ON YOUR BIRTHDAY HOW COOL WOULD THAT BE

[peelingmandarins]

me, coming back to my senses: I……really ate all that bread…….

[wholeheartedsuggestions]

i hope my future is all about you and us

[psycho-wonderland]

BE NOSY & INAPPROPRIATE

[sorry]

1. Last kiss

2. Last phone call

3. Last text message

4. Last song you listened to

5. Last time you cried

HAVE YOU EVER:

6. Dated someone twice

7. Been cheated on

8. Self harmed

9. Lost someone special

10. Been depressed

11. Been drunk and threw up

THIS YEAR HAVE YOU:

12. had sex

13. How many people have you had sex with this year?

15. Made a new friend

17. Laughed until you cried

18. Met someone who changed you

19. Found out who your true friends were

20. Found out someone was talking about you

21. What did you do for your last Birthday

22. What time did you wake up today

23. Name something you CANNOT wait for

24. Last time you saw your all of your siblings at the same time

25. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life

26. What are you listening to right now

27. When is the last time you had sex?

28. Who’s getting on your nerves right now

29. Most visited webpage

30. Favorite colour

31. Nicknames

32. Relationship Status

33. Zodiac sign

34. Male or female

35. Primary school

36. Secondary School

37. High school/college

38. Eye color

39. Height

40. Do you have a crush on someone

41. What do you like about yourself

42. Piercings

43. Tattoos

44. Righty or lefty

FIRSTS:

45. First piercing

46. First best friend

47. First hookup

48. First Bestfriend

RIGHT NOW:

49. Eating

50. Drinking

51. I’m about to

52. Listening to

53. Waiting for

YOUR FUTURE:

54. Want kids?

55. Get married?

56. Career

WHICH IS BETTER:

57. Lips or eyes

58. Hugs or kisses

59. Shorter or taller

60. Older or Younger

61. Romantic or spontaneous

62. Nice stomach or nice arms

63. Sensitive or loud

64. Hook-up or relationship

HAVE YOU EVER:

65. Kissed a stranger

66. Drank hard liquor

67. Lost glasses/contacts

68. Had sex

69. Broken someone’s heart

70. Been arrested

71. Turned someone down

72. Cried when someone died

73. Fallen for a friend

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:

74. Yourself

75. Miracles

76. Love at first sight

77. Heaven

78. Santa Clause

79. Kiss on the first date

80. Angels

81. How would you label yourself?

82. Someone You Pray Everyday For

83. Did you sing today

84. Who From All Your Ex’s have You Cared The Most About

85. If you could go back in time, how far would you go?

86. Out Of Everything In The World What Do You Wish For

87. Are you afraid of falling in love?

88. Do you like the way you look?

Actually ask me something. Anon or not.

[parkistan]

ENOUGH

[datenonbinarysuggest]

“were you born a boy or a girl”

bold of you to assume I was born at all

[frog-chemicals]

I personally was created in a lab

[cockyroaches]

Just straight up spawned

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

the notes….the notes…..majestic abomination…you people, your merry destructive mayhem…this unholy mattress fire…….for fucks sake read the notes

[gnollgirl]

I was retconned into existence to fix a plot hole four years ago.

[fire-fira]

I was wished into being by a demon/fey-hybrid when I was four.

[desultory-suggestions]

I forgot that not everyone has a uterus so when my friend apologized for getting blood on my sweatshirt sleeve I was just like “Aw shit, it’s okay. Shark week ik.” so he got super confused like “No… I got a nosebleed? I’m a dude? You call it shark week?” and now I feel hella awkward.

[queenskeleton-deactivated202105]

messing up horribly but you’re still cute

[cubcores]

me: hey, do u want a palm reading?

him: oh sure *offers me hand*

me: hmm….*smooches his hand* it says u should totally date me