LilyIsSusWritings2

Commissions: Coming Soon hopefully! She/They pronouns. Pan pride, babes! Lots of OCS, not enough brain space. I will rant about my OCS whenever and no one is safe.

[lilyissuswritings2]

:3

@titan-tsams

[chaoticartistthings]

Happy 1st Anniversary TEASS!!!!

I can’t believe it’s been a whole year since the start of TEASS! This is my absolute favorite show of all time, and thank you to the whole team of awesome people who bring this show to life. This show is the thing I look forward to every day, and I can’t wait to celebrate again year 2!

@kainabunny @crazymtch42

[lilyissuswritings2]

i have to say this or it will haunt me

Her halo looks the yummiest mac n cheese i ever did see, I wanna eat it

[chaoticartistthings]

I was eating Mac and cheese cups while drawing this XD

[lilyissuswritings2]

Holy crap actually tho?

Also can I eat the halo or nah?

[chaoticartistthings]

Happy 1st Anniversary TEASS!!!!

I can’t believe it’s been a whole year since the start of TEASS! This is my absolute favorite show of all time, and thank you to the whole team of awesome people who bring this show to life. This show is the thing I look forward to every day, and I can’t wait to celebrate again year 2!

@kainabunny @crazymtch42

[lilyissuswritings2]

i have to say this or it will haunt me

Her halo looks the yummiest mac n cheese i ever did see, I wanna eat it

[wemmbu-unstable]

insert grandma voice

Did I ever tell you about Jinx's ex being a DJ Music Man variant, Sonny jim?

What-?

[lilyissuswritings2]

yeah, back in her and Solar's home dimension, Jinx was in a relationship with their DJ music man

He was a piece of crap though, basically toxic ex and the only good times they had was in the bedroom

He actually tried to force her to come back to the dimension after they left but before it was destroyed but was stopped by Gemini(they weren't dating yet, they were just helping Cosmos' sister out of kindneas)

And in their fight she shouts "B***H YOUR NAME IS DOUGLAS JON! THAT'S RIGHT, EVERYONE, HE AIN'T CALLED DJ CAUSE THAT'S HIS JOB! THAT'S AN ACRONYM! DOUGLAS!"

[wemmbu-unstable]

Oop-

[lilyissuswritings2]

Also Solar gets to punch him in the di-

[wemmbu-unstable]

insert grandma voice

Did I ever tell you about Jinx's ex being a DJ Music Man variant, Sonny jim?

What-?

[lilyissuswritings2]

yeah, back in her and Solar's home dimension, Jinx was in a relationship with their DJ music man

He was a piece of crap though, basically toxic ex and the only good times they had was in the bedroom

He actually tried to force her to come back to the dimension after they left but before it was destroyed but was stopped by Gemini(they weren't dating yet, they were just helping Cosmos' sister out of kindneas)

And in their fight she shouts "B***H YOUR NAME IS DOUGLAS JON! THAT'S RIGHT, EVERYONE, HE AIN'T CALLED DJ CAUSE THAT'S HIS JOB! THAT'S AN ACRONYM! DOUGLAS!"

[wemmbu-unstable]

getting into X-Men 97 and god damn did they have to make Nightcrawler THAT FINE

Save me sister(said genderneutrally) I'm being taken from the light (tsams)

OOP

[lilyissuswritings2]

save me lol

[wemmbu-unstable]

a funny family tiktok but it's Jinx and Cosmos snickering as Solar is walking by a door and asking "hey Solar, my dearest brother, what season is it?"

"uh, I dunno, winter?"

"it's the first day of spring"

"oh fuck-"

And he just gets yanked into the dark room by the hands of his birb alien gfs bc spring and birbs(iykyk)

"THEY GOT HIM BY HIS TWINK WAIST!"

And then it cuts to Cosmos' stitch of the recording which is Gemini walking past a doorway and Jinx yanking them in too cause baby it's spring and she's a fae

"ANOTHER ONE DOWN! SAVE YOURSELVES"

OMG

[lilyissuswritings2]

Folks getting yoinked left and right

Neptune is not safe either. Eclipse gets a video of CrimScy grabbing him by the waist and yanking him into their room too.

The little waists are not safe

Lunar probably does it to Yuuna too(she is the only female victim of the trend)

I imagine it's like "hey Yuuna, can you grab that- oh what's behind you?" "What- EEP!" "OH MY GOD YUUNA GOT SNATCHED"

[wemmbu-unstable]

sad facts time

Jinx sometimes hums you are my sunshine under her breath when she's anxious, only Solar knows it's because that's what their Sun used to sing every night to her growing up

Molly gets night terrors and only Moon can calm her down, heaven forbid anyone else try cause they are getting bit, scratched, kicked whole nine yards. Monty learned this the hard way

Ottie doesn't realize the immense guilt she instills in any universe's Micheal when they see her, because she gets so happy to see them. Like "hey! You're my fren! You got so tall! You grew up" but all they can think is "... And you didn't get to."

Spica wants to get married one day to Aries and Cosmos... But knows her dad will never walk her down the aisle.

Minty has immense survivor's guilt about the fact Titan killed her universe's astrals and she could do nothing but run.

Virga is so terrified to forget her culture(because her species is basically extinct, she's one of the last non hybrids ones left alive) because she hates that she already forgot the faces of her first husband and children.

Virgo going through a God Games style thing to convince some of the ancient astrals(like Libra and including her predecessor, her mentor and Aqua's dad) not to kill Cosmos. She was so weakened after it she slept for six weeks straight

Mercury knows the only one of their family besides Saturn that wouldn't try to tell her not to cry over small things is Pluto, but she can't talk to him anymore and that upsets her. They were the closet in age, even if he's a lot older

Aquarius both resents Virgo for the fact her father chose her over Aqua and sees her as the only family she has left besides Eclipse and their kids

Starlaugh gets violently angry if anyone mentions sister location, the 'eggs Benedict incident's, or Ennard. ESPECIALLY ENNARD.

Sunflower held Dark Sun's hand as he died and hates that the last thing he saw was her crying.

Moonflower is scared of being left alone with children in case IT'S not truly purged from her system

Yuuna saw her monty like a sibling, and is still grieving, even now. She gets really uncomfortable around Terra's Monty

Starla still flinches if someone touches her lower back. Which, usually is the only place people can reach to pat her on the back cause girl tall. Wheatley, however, does a big jumpa so he can get mid back so she's more comfortable.

Crimson and Scythe know their and Eclipse's creator.... And that Eclipse will never be able to meet him like they, Sun, and Moon were.

NOOOOOOO

[lilyissuswritings2]

Yeah, I got some secrets regarding Crimson, Scythe, and Eclipse's dad

[rosepeta1s]

I like to think that Gangle does solo videogame/anime adventures and Caine joins her as an interactive spectator bc he has fomo lol. Of course, he can only watch her and not make any decisions for her ; he did, however, grow fond of glamrock Freddy and sometimes forget he's just spectating when making eye contact lol.

[lilyissuswritings2]

he carries the investory

[wemmbu-unstable]

pluto ending up with like a sweet human with chronic pain. Like someone who's the exact opposite of him but for some reason when he first meets them they're like so sweet he can't even get violent at them and he doesn't get

So he like bursts into Jupiter's lab like "JUNI I THINK I'M SICK!" and Jupiter is just so tired cause all their siblings did this with the first crushes they had too(all of them thougt they were sick but it was just feelings) and she wants a break

Is this anything

OOP-

[lilyissuswritings2]

jupiter's like "god dang it, fourth time. My poor fucking door"

[wemmbu-unstable]

Something that totally happened during Eclipse and Puppet show 2.0 when Molly worked at their cinema

They take throbo dog to a dog park and Molly gets to play with regular dogs and ends up with fleas

But no one realizes it till she's worried she had lice when sje notices an odd itching and is crying to Moon about it. Who can't fathom how his baby got fleas until-

Eclipse, chilling in his lab, sipping coffee: "... Why do I hear rapidly approaching footsteps-"

DOOR SLAMS OPEN, ANGEY MOON YELLING IN SWEDISH WITH THE STICK

"eyo what the fuck-"

Oooo WAIT SWEDISH-?

[lilyissuswritings2]

bc their creator is swedish. So I if they have swedish programmed into their language database

Also Sun sounds so elegant when he speaks it and so classy meanwhile moon sounds like the swedish chef muppet when he speaks it

[nadinescholtes]

Carme brings another husband home, his new husband, KS.

Moon: Sigh...another one?

Carme: He's a hot vampire.

Moon takes another look at KS:

Moon: Fair.

[francyangely]

we just gotta keep adding to the carme polypile guys‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️🗣️🗣️

[nadinescholtes]

Carme needs a bus.

[lilyissuswritings2]

Wouldn't a clown car work more since he's from a circus and they hold a lot of people?

[wemmbu-unstable]

molly having verbal tics she picked up from the other toys in the factory pre hour of joy that still persist

"I know when you're birthday issss! June 28th!"

"hiya paaal"

Like she mimics and parrots back lines. Because while the others were brainwashed to fully believe they were those toys, Molly never believed she was Michi Ringtail, it was a role.

Awwww :(

[lilyissuswritings2]

Theodore took 49 days to forget his name. To break.

Molly was in conditioning for 82 days before the researchers brokered a deal. She refused to break.

She was strong willed enough to survive it till they offered a deal. It's why Ollie chose her as one of his best disciples, let her become the people's champion of the toys and bigger bodies. Let her be the Jury. Let her be the Nightmare Critter Queen. Because he knew they'd look to her like lost sheep and she'd not give up.

Also Ollie being nervous at first after she's brought out of the conditioning wing, worried she might've broken because she is SO GOOD at pretending to be Michi around staff and children, until it's just them in the room and she looks at him. "Hey, old friend." And he knows she's still there

Also Sawyer pre Molly getting a toy body being like "this is my favorite sassy orphan. She bit Pierre!"

[wemmbu-unstable]

Getting back into pjo while still being into epic...

Hear me out, designing some Halfbloods, but instead of looking like the pjo gods or their mortal parents, I give them appearances based on like other versions of the gods

For example, I'm making my girl Merlot Matilda Cadley based on the appearance of famtheon Dionysus while her mother is gonna be the most GINGER WOMAN to ever exist. Like we got Jack black looking dad, ginger mom, AND BOOM! BLONDIE BABY WITH WINE COLORED EYES

Also I have that every time he has a Halfbloods, on the day their born, Dionysus buys them a bottle of wine to one day share with him at camp when they turn 16. If they die before then, he just drinks it alone.

Dawg why'd you make it sad at the end

[lilyissuswritings2]

idk I got bored and somehow found it comforting . I got some cute ones too

On their birthdays, everyone else will swear up and down that no matter what time of day or angle, the Apollo kids will look like they have this halo like look of the sunlight around them. No one knows if it's natural or an intentional thing Apollo does.

Ares' cabin kids who can't fight as great due to medical or health issues will often find dogs or boars(the sacred animals of Ares) somehow help them in battles.

After the battle of Manhattan, a new mainstay in the Dionysus cabin was a leopard(a sacred animal for the wine god). No one knows exactly where it came from or when, no is sure if it reports or belongs to Dionysus, or why it's actually there. But it's there now and only friendly to Dionysus kids.

Aphrodite kids always find clothes their size off the rack, like if they're looking for it it's going to be perfectly their size, as if handpicked for them by a shopping bestie

Hermes kids always are those guys who find like 20 bucks on the side of the road. I can't prove it, but I know they do

Demigods with disabilities that can hinder their fighting or usual activities find themselves with slightly more divine guidance than others, just enough to level their playing field.

Speaking of Merlot, she suffers from chronic pains bad enough that most days she needs a cane to walk. However, one day when a couple satyrs bet a lot of drachmae that even without her pain they didn't think she was cruel enough to win capture the flag, mr. D handed her a bottle, no one's sure if it was wine or just grape juice, that cleared the pain for 24 hours(unfortunately, he can't take it away permanently, that would be more of an Apollo thing and even then, he wouldn't be able to do that) and told her "go win daddy some money and I'll get you whatever you want for your birthday".... Multiple campers had to go to the infirmary that day, none of them were Merlot.

[wemmbu-unstable]

AWWWWW

[lilyissuswritings2]

"Merlot"

"yeah, Mr. Dad?(I feel like cabin 12 kids do that instead of Mr. D since he is their dad)"

"You wanna make your dad some money?"

"... Yes."

"great, go kick ass, sweetie. No murder."

[wemmbu-unstable]

Hehehehe

[lilyissuswritings2]

Also head canon that occasionally, hermes kids get little ankle or head wings that grow in. For them it's pretty painless aside from minor ache.

Dionysus kids can also get horns occasionally. The growing process is usually started around the time they get to camp. No one knows if it's triggered from encountering monsters, other Halfbloods, being around their fellow cabin 12 kids or just being claimed. But it's very painful compared to the Hermes kids, like being shot in the head multiple times and there is some blood, to the point cabin 12 kids can often mistake this for them dying. It's not like rare but it's uncommon enough that the infirmary has to be like "yo we don't know what to do, can someone get me. D?"

And everyone knows when it happens cause it'll be a nice, peaceful early, EARLY morning when

"AHHHHHHHH!"

Sounds of various campers from cabins falling out of bed

"yo what the fuck?"

[wemmbu-unstable]

Oop-

[lilyissuswritings2]

Just very sad, terrified Dionysus kid who did not expect horns this summer on their bingo card and Mr. D is just like calm and casual giving them grape juice infused with ambrosia and secretly awwing over his kids' horns

[wemmbu-unstable]

Getting back into pjo while still being into epic...

Hear me out, designing some Halfbloods, but instead of looking like the pjo gods or their mortal parents, I give them appearances based on like other versions of the gods

For example, I'm making my girl Merlot Matilda Cadley based on the appearance of famtheon Dionysus while her mother is gonna be the most GINGER WOMAN to ever exist. Like we got Jack black looking dad, ginger mom, AND BOOM! BLONDIE BABY WITH WINE COLORED EYES

Also I have that every time he has a Halfbloods, on the day their born, Dionysus buys them a bottle of wine to one day share with him at camp when they turn 16. If they die before then, he just drinks it alone.

Dawg why'd you make it sad at the end

[lilyissuswritings2]

idk I got bored and somehow found it comforting . I got some cute ones too

On their birthdays, everyone else will swear up and down that no matter what time of day or angle, the Apollo kids will look like they have this halo like look of the sunlight around them. No one knows if it's natural or an intentional thing Apollo does.

Ares' cabin kids who can't fight as great due to medical or health issues will often find dogs or boars(the sacred animals of Ares) somehow help them in battles.

After the battle of Manhattan, a new mainstay in the Dionysus cabin was a leopard(a sacred animal for the wine god). No one knows exactly where it came from or when, no is sure if it reports or belongs to Dionysus, or why it's actually there. But it's there now and only friendly to Dionysus kids.

Aphrodite kids always find clothes their size off the rack, like if they're looking for it it's going to be perfectly their size, as if handpicked for them by a shopping bestie

Hermes kids always are those guys who find like 20 bucks on the side of the road. I can't prove it, but I know they do

Demigods with disabilities that can hinder their fighting or usual activities find themselves with slightly more divine guidance than others, just enough to level their playing field.

Speaking of Merlot, she suffers from chronic pains bad enough that most days she needs a cane to walk. However, one day when a couple satyrs bet a lot of drachmae that even without her pain they didn't think she was cruel enough to win capture the flag, mr. D handed her a bottle, no one's sure if it was wine or just grape juice, that cleared the pain for 24 hours(unfortunately, he can't take it away permanently, that would be more of an Apollo thing and even then, he wouldn't be able to do that) and told her "go win daddy some money and I'll get you whatever you want for your birthday".... Multiple campers had to go to the infirmary that day, none of them were Merlot.

[wemmbu-unstable]

AWWWWW

[lilyissuswritings2]

"Merlot"

"yeah, Mr. Dad?(I feel like cabin 12 kids do that instead of Mr. D since he is their dad)"

"You wanna make your dad some money?"

"... Yes."

"great, go kick ass, sweetie. No murder."

[wemmbu-unstable]

Hehehehe

[lilyissuswritings2]

Also head canon that occasionally, hermes kids get little ankle or head wings that grow in. For them it's pretty painless aside from minor ache.

Dionysus kids can also get horns occasionally. The growing process is usually started around the time they get to camp. No one knows if it's triggered from encountering monsters, other Halfbloods, being around their fellow cabin 12 kids or just being claimed. But it's very painful compared to the Hermes kids, like being shot in the head multiple times and there is some blood, to the point cabin 12 kids can often mistake this for them dying. It's not like rare but it's uncommon enough that the infirmary has to be like "yo we don't know what to do, can someone get me. D?"

And everyone knows when it happens cause it'll be a nice, peaceful early, EARLY morning when

"AHHHHHHHH!"

Sounds of various campers from cabins falling out of bed

"yo what the fuck?"

[wemmbu-unstable]

Getting back into pjo while still being into epic...

Hear me out, designing some Halfbloods, but instead of looking like the pjo gods or their mortal parents, I give them appearances based on like other versions of the gods

For example, I'm making my girl Merlot Matilda Cadley based on the appearance of famtheon Dionysus while her mother is gonna be the most GINGER WOMAN to ever exist. Like we got Jack black looking dad, ginger mom, AND BOOM! BLONDIE BABY WITH WINE COLORED EYES

Also I have that every time he has a Halfbloods, on the day their born, Dionysus buys them a bottle of wine to one day share with him at camp when they turn 16. If they die before then, he just drinks it alone.

Dawg why'd you make it sad at the end

[lilyissuswritings2]

idk I got bored and somehow found it comforting . I got some cute ones too

On their birthdays, everyone else will swear up and down that no matter what time of day or angle, the Apollo kids will look like they have this halo like look of the sunlight around them. No one knows if it's natural or an intentional thing Apollo does.

Ares' cabin kids who can't fight as great due to medical or health issues will often find dogs or boars(the sacred animals of Ares) somehow help them in battles.

After the battle of Manhattan, a new mainstay in the Dionysus cabin was a leopard(a sacred animal for the wine god). No one knows exactly where it came from or when, no is sure if it reports or belongs to Dionysus, or why it's actually there. But it's there now and only friendly to Dionysus kids.

Aphrodite kids always find clothes their size off the rack, like if they're looking for it it's going to be perfectly their size, as if handpicked for them by a shopping bestie

Hermes kids always are those guys who find like 20 bucks on the side of the road. I can't prove it, but I know they do

Demigods with disabilities that can hinder their fighting or usual activities find themselves with slightly more divine guidance than others, just enough to level their playing field.

Speaking of Merlot, she suffers from chronic pains bad enough that most days she needs a cane to walk. However, one day when a couple satyrs bet a lot of drachmae that even without her pain they didn't think she was cruel enough to win capture the flag, mr. D handed her a bottle, no one's sure if it was wine or just grape juice, that cleared the pain for 24 hours(unfortunately, he can't take it away permanently, that would be more of an Apollo thing and even then, he wouldn't be able to do that) and told her "go win daddy some money and I'll get you whatever you want for your birthday".... Multiple campers had to go to the infirmary that day, none of them were Merlot.

[wemmbu-unstable]

AWWWWW

[lilyissuswritings2]

"Merlot"

"yeah, Mr. Dad?(I feel like cabin 12 kids do that instead of Mr. D since he is their dad)"

"You wanna make your dad some money?"

"... Yes."

"great, go kick ass, sweetie. No murder."

[wemmbu-unstable]

Getting back into pjo while still being into epic...

Hear me out, designing some Halfbloods, but instead of looking like the pjo gods or their mortal parents, I give them appearances based on like other versions of the gods

For example, I'm making my girl Merlot Matilda Cadley based on the appearance of famtheon Dionysus while her mother is gonna be the most GINGER WOMAN to ever exist. Like we got Jack black looking dad, ginger mom, AND BOOM! BLONDIE BABY WITH WINE COLORED EYES

Also I have that every time he has a Halfbloods, on the day their born, Dionysus buys them a bottle of wine to one day share with him at camp when they turn 16. If they die before then, he just drinks it alone.

Dawg why'd you make it sad at the end

[lilyissuswritings2]

idk I got bored and somehow found it comforting . I got some cute ones too

On their birthdays, everyone else will swear up and down that no matter what time of day or angle, the Apollo kids will look like they have this halo like look of the sunlight around them. No one knows if it's natural or an intentional thing Apollo does.

Ares' cabin kids who can't fight as great due to medical or health issues will often find dogs or boars(the sacred animals of Ares) somehow help them in battles.

After the battle of Manhattan, a new mainstay in the Dionysus cabin was a leopard(a sacred animal for the wine god). No one knows exactly where it came from or when, no is sure if it reports or belongs to Dionysus, or why it's actually there. But it's there now and only friendly to Dionysus kids.

Aphrodite kids always find clothes their size off the rack, like if they're looking for it it's going to be perfectly their size, as if handpicked for them by a shopping bestie

Hermes kids always are those guys who find like 20 bucks on the side of the road. I can't prove it, but I know they do

Demigods with disabilities that can hinder their fighting or usual activities find themselves with slightly more divine guidance than others, just enough to level their playing field.

Speaking of Merlot, she suffers from chronic pains bad enough that most days she needs a cane to walk. However, one day when a couple satyrs bet a lot of drachmae that even without her pain they didn't think she was cruel enough to win capture the flag, mr. D handed her a bottle, no one's sure if it was wine or just grape juice, that cleared the pain for 24 hours(unfortunately, he can't take it away permanently, that would be more of an Apollo thing and even then, he wouldn't be able to do that) and told her "go win daddy some money and I'll get you whatever you want for your birthday".... Multiple campers had to go to the infirmary that day, none of them were Merlot.