Lily Cohen-Chang

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@lcohenchang: So sad for the duchess Carolina Herrera.

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Lily: I have something I want to say so you're going to not say anything from now until I saw i'm done and you can speak, okay?

Lily: You're not going to answer that.

Lily: Because I didn't say I'm done.

Lily: Okay here goes.

Lily: Your sister is in the hospital.

Lily: I know you know that - I mean, duh - of course you know that so that's not the whole thing. The whole thing is this.

Lily: Your sister is in the hospital. She's in a coma. She has two itty bitty babies that were born super early even for twins after getting hit by a car. She's going to wake up, I know she will, but right now she's still in a coma. She's like, out of it and anything could happen. Because that's just how life is. Sometimes it happens really quietly and slowly like waking up every morning and getting a skin extra hot chai tea and doing sunrise yoga on the rooftop overlooking the city.

Lily: But sometimes it happens in the blink of an eye. Sometimes it happens like a car crash. One minute your driving and the next, there's a jolt and glass and the hospital and doctors. Sometimes you walk right into it and suddenly everything is completely different and you couldn't have ever expected it to change the way it did, but it did and now you just have to figure out how to live your new suddenly changed life because there's no going back to change it.

Lily: My point is everything can change in the blink of an eye. You can lose everything from one second to the next so it's our responsibility to literally live every second like there's going to be a crash the next. Live and love and see and feel like the next minute, you'll never be able to do those things again.

Lily: Whoever this woman is that you're in love with, you can't waste time. You can't let your chance to have everything you want to slip between your fingertips. You have to take it and enjoy every second of it because any minute, it could all just go away.

Lily: So that's my extremely long winded way of saying, go be happy. Go be with the woman you love. Stop wasting time.

Lily: ...I hope you're not responding because you're out there going to tell her you love her and want to be with her because that is literally the only acceptable reason for explicit silence after my gigantic revelation.

Lily: OH!

Lily: I didn't say I'm done LOL

Lily: I'm done.

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Preston: How are you this amazing? It's like you were created in a lab.

Preston: Sugar. Spice. And everything nice. These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect little girl. But Professor Utonium accidentally added an EXTRA INGREDIENT to the concoction... CHEMICAL X! Thus, Lily the sexy owl was born!!

Preston: I do have that badge up on my wall of accomplishments.

Lily: [PICTURE ATTACHED: https://cdn.meme.am/cache/instances/folder582/400x/40449582.jpg]

Lily: I see that you cleverly manipulated that and didn't answer me. Just know that you can tell me whoever it is and it will never ever ever judge you or anything like that. You're my P-Daddy and I don't know how to hate or anything.

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Preston: I breached your defenses, muahaha

Preston: Not a bad idea, I'm always looking into new things to invest.

Preston: And I just hope she's not lying to me.

Preston: Because if she is, then all that I'm doing, everything that I'm pretending to be, is for nothing. My life is complete shit, but this baby gives me back some semblance of control that I haven't felt since the night I killed my father. Oh that's right, I forgot to mention that part last time we hung out, I committed patricide. Why you ask? Well, my father was always a piece of shit but then he crossed a line that I couldn't simply forgive. What he took from me cost him his life, but I ended up paying the ultimate price because the woman I love, my twin sister, has a boyfriend and a kid. Then there's my younger sister and her babies who are in a hospital fighting for their life. And let's not forget my other sister who hates me because I'm 99% sure she knows I'm in love with my other sister and I probably disgust her. So I'm pretty sure this is God's way of punishing me for my sins. [DELETED]

Preston: Ha! Yeah. Curse her for taking you away from me.

Preston: She's... not for me.

Lily: I hope so too. I think you'll be an awesome dad. You know, the biggest misconception is that we all turn into our parents one day. It's just not true. The really lucky ones of us end up so much better than them and you are one of the lucky ones, mister.

Lily: Not for you? Oh come on. You hold the badge of taking Lily Cohen-Chang's virginity and you still can't tell me who it is? That's not fair.

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Preston: With Jade

Preston: P-Fabs always is a firm believer of condomize to womanize. Except there were a few times I was faded as fuck and didn't bother to with her.

Preston: I don't. Love her I mean. I like her, a lot, and she's amazing but I don't love her.

Preston: I don't... Maybe. Is it bad if I don't want to know? She needs me, and I like that. I like being needed, gives me a purpose.

Preston: And helps me deal with the fact that the person I want more than I want my next breath doesn't need me.

Lily: Good, I was gonna say I totally checked every time. So I wouldn't know how you got yourself through without one.

Lily: You need a condom line and that's your tagline. Condomize to womanize.

Lily: Well there's nothing wrong with not loving the person you're with. It takes a long time to build up to the l word. I don't think it's bad to not want to know either. Maybe it's easier not knowing. I just hope she knows. If anything goes wrong with the baby, having the paternal DNA could totally help.

Lily: Preston. Look, I already told you. My heart belongs to my Stace face. What we had was beautiful but it can never be more than that.

Lily: lol :P jk. Who is she?

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Preston: See, that's where I dropped the ball because I didn't use a condom a few times. But I wanna talk about a chick trying to impregnate you further because I think its a very interesting topic. Feel free to be as specific and give as many details as you want.

Preston: I never thought about the possibility of it not being mine...

Preston: When she told me about it, I convinced her to get an abortion. I was a fucking asshole and she almost went through with it. I'm not the wholesome guy most people think I am and she now has first hand experience of how I really am so if that's not my baby, why would she want to be with me?

Lily: With me???

Lily: Or do you mean in the general consensus of P-Fabs' sexual encounters?

Lily: I didn't mean to make you doubt it. I just know that she was with someone else so if it were my potential offspring, I'd want to make sure it was really mine.

Lily: Dude, you weren't an asshole. You probably freaked because who exactly plans on having a baby with someone they aren't dating? Or maybe not even totally in love with? That doesn't make you a bad person. The people who really know you know that you aren't a wholesome Brady bunch kid, and we like that about you. But you're also protective and caring. You are there for your friends. You're gorgeous. You're talented.

Lily: At the risk of sounding however I'm going to sound, do you think there's a chance that it could do with her PR? I mean, the media already knows you two were unofficially involved. You have the show together. You guys have Jeston shippers online. Wouldn't it look better if she got pregnant by the guy America wants to see her with rather than some random guy she hooked up with?

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Preston: Some mistakes are pretty fucked up though.

Preston: The bubble kind?

Preston: If only for the sake of my balls and sanity.

Preston: Well, I asked her if it was mine and she got upset, told me how could I ask her something like that... But why would she lie about something like that? She could have easily told the other guy if he was the father, right?

Lily: Yeah well, it happened, it's over, no need to dwell on a screwed up yesterday. You're a good guy today.

Lily: It's tea. I'll take any kind.

Lily: If only I were a mean girl.

Lily: I don't know. I've never been in that situation. I was on BC with you and we used condoms every time. And I can't really get knocked up by a chick no matter how hard she tried to impregnate me. I'd think in a girl's situation though it depends on how the other guy would react. And whether it was someone she was close to or just a hook up. That kind of publicity would be awful, I'd imagine. Maybe he wouldn't be there. Or it looks better if it's you because you're freaking Preston Fabray and..

Lily: I don't mean to make you question this. I'm sorry. I just don't trust a lot of women. Ignore me. I'm sure it's just my brain.

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Preston: How dare I, a mere mortal, think I can go against the sage decree of sexy owl?

Preston: My life would be much easier if I shared that flippant attitude. Teach me your ways?

Preston: I promised to behave. I promised to behave. I promised to behave... This is harder than I thought it would be. And cue a 'that's what she said!' in 3, 2, 1...

Preston: We weren't exclusive, and I never expected her to not sleep with other people, but she assured me I'm the dad...

Lily: All people make mistakes.

Lily: I'll teach you my Jedi ways, young grasshopper. Buy me some tea and we'll start the training.

Lily: LOL sorry. I should stop.

Lily: Well that's good. I'd be flipped out if my girl told me she was pregnant and it was mine if she was sleeping with someone else at the time too. I don't want anyone to take advantage of you because you're going to be there. But if she knows it's yours and wasn't sleeping with that other guy when she got pregnant then good!

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Preston: You just had to drop the Joshua bomb, didn't you? Still, I mean it, thank you for being your awesome self.

Preston: Sometimes tabloids get things right. Why the ever loving fuck they thought you only had three weeks left to live, I will never understand. But yep, you can officially call me daddy.

Preston: I wasn't at first, I did something incredibly idiotic but thankfully Frankie got me to pull my head out of my ass and now... well it's still weird but not that bad.

Lily: Yes. Because you were about to argue with me and sexy owl doesn't put up with that. I had to cut that off real fast.

Lily: Its because I had no makeup on and was getting over the flu. People are judgy like that but I don't really care. Let them think what they want. It's not my lot in life to cater to other people's opinions of me.

Lily: Boy. You don't want me calling you daddy, trust me. I can be real attractive in lace lingerie, sitting on your lap, and whispering 'daddy' after I tell you what I want.

Lily: That's what sisters are for.

Lily: Well I'm glad. The only thing I could think when I saw the magazine was that I know she was screwing that casino guy so it could have totally been his offspring but as long as you know that it's yours and all, that's flipping awesome for you!

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Preston: I... thanks.

Preston: Jade's pregnant. I'm going to be a dad.

Lily: Don't do that thing. That thing where you start to say something like you want to protest and tell me that you're really not a decent guy but then you stop and just thank me for saying it because you don't want to go into all the reasons why you think you aren't a decent guy. I know you, Preston Joshua Fabray, and you ARE a good person no matter what crap you think you've done to make you anything else.

Lily: WHAT?!

Lily: The tabloids were right? I totally assumed they were wrong because you know, they're like, always wrong. Especially the time they posted a picture of me saying I had like, three weeks left to live which was totally bad karma. But they had a pic of her last week leaving yoga class or something and they had an angle that looked like it could have been a baby bump. I just assumed it was wrong but oh my gosh, it's totally right and you're going to be a dad!!!!

Lily: I definitely need to stop threatening to send you private dirty pics now omg!!!!

Lily: Wait. I didn't even ask. Are you okay with it??

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Preston: I'm trying this new thing were I act like a decent human being. I need all the good karma I can get my way. Plus I kinda like my girl and don't want to hurt her.

Preston: Can I tell you something not a lot of people know about?

Lily: You ARE a decent human being, Presbot. Just saying that is all the proof you need. Legits. All joking aside.

Lily: You can tell me anything.

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Preston: Wow. I have to be the first man in the history of ever to be blackmailed with sexy pics from a VS model.

Lily: And the first man that it's WORKED on. I don't know if I should be impressed or offended. Maybe a little bit of both.

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Preston: I apologize for ruffling your sexy owl feathers and being uncool.

Preston: I can't promise not to do it again, because sometimes I can't help myself with you, but I will try very very hard not to flirt anymore, deal?

Lily: I understand but you should also know that the next time you flirt, I may end up sending you a picture from my private collection and then it'll be really REALLY /hard/ for you.

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Preston: Touché

Preston: Alright, alright. I'll behave. I still have to get used to this whole exclusive thing.

Lily: Yeah, you should probably do that. Because flirting totally ruffles my sexy owl feathers and that's not cool.

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Preston: Oh God and you call me a dork 😂

Preston: I feel like I should apologize but I'm not even sorry. Flustered and awkward you is an wonderful sight.

Lily: I never said I wasn't one with you lol

Lily: Flustered and awkward me with taken you isn't good for anyone, especially my toy drawer.

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Preston: A sage, wise and extremely attractive owl.

Preston: If I remember correctly, it was the back of your left knee. Your stomach when kissed in a certain spot. And the inside of your thighs.

Lily: That's because I say HOO-la la!

Lily: Don't get me thinking about that, fabuloso. Then I'll get all flustered and awkward and that is so not a pretty sight.