Warlock Of The Sphere Of The Void

Self governing, self taught warlock. Empire of Erimas citizen. Specialises in Void magic (learning more). In pact with Hasran the serpent. Currently without a tower. He/Him, Pansexual, monstrosity fucker. clerics of the temple of the golden spear dni. Asks are open.

[limbobilbo-the-warlock]

Out of character post:

This is the side/gimmick blog of @limbobilbo dedicated to wizard posting and my dumb wizard lore

I do not tolerate bigotry on this blog. This includes TERFS and any of you ‘dictators in red are based actually’ folks.

If you’re going to send me an ask (which i will answer most of) please keep in character.

Dumb silly awaits

[limbobilbo-the-warlock]

Hey everyone been a while I was on holiday on the plateau of Got’tagan

Anyways im gonna get a spell ready to contact a demonic otherworldly entity Ill update how it goes.

[limbobilbo-the-warlock]

Update 1:

Got my goods together, drawing a circle. Going for a bit of a random draw on this one. Hopefully i dont get another evil skull

[limbobilbo-the-warlock]

Update 2:

Guys something went wrong.

[limbobilbo-the-warlock]

Hey everyone been a while I was on holiday on the plateau of Got’tagan

Anyways im gonna get a spell ready to contact a demonic otherworldly entity Ill update how it goes.

[limbobilbo-the-warlock]

Update 1:

Got my goods together, drawing a circle. Going for a bit of a random draw on this one. Hopefully i dont get another evil skull

[a-squirrel-wizard]

[limbobilbo-the-warlock]

Especially effective if you offer them some shitty sword you picked up during a battlefield looting

Or a basic spell written on a fancy looking piece of paper

[limbobilbo-the-warlock]

Hey everyone been a while I was on holiday on the plateau of Got’tagan

Anyways im gonna get a spell ready to contact a demonic otherworldly entity Ill update how it goes.

[limbobilbo-the-warlock]

I saw that you were a self taught warlock and was wondering if you had any tips for magic learners? I can't afford to go to mage school but I still wanna learn...

Well I learned in part by having knowledge imparted onto me by an eldritch entity. But unless you want to seek out your own unknowable otherworldly being see if you can find a Tome to start researching, big step is trying to actually put the magic out of your body.

[limbobilbo-the-warlock]

In the universal library

Straight up studying it

And by it

Haha

Lets just say

Forbidden arcane knowledge lost to time.

[flirtyambiguouswizard]

Who pondering their orb? There's a great disturbance in the magic plane and I can't get any signal

[limbobilbo-the-warlock]

My scrying bowl fucked up recently but I dont use orbs so they might be unrelated.

[healing-warlock]

hey warlocks. if you get swarmed in attacks whenever you try to re-negotiate... have you considered the fact that your patron might be breaching pact? :) You might be entitled to Something

[limbobilbo-the-warlock]

I mean I just employ a strategy of secretly adding ‘nu uh’ under all negative clauses of my pact.

[limbobilbo-the-warlock]

With the passing of a great mystic we must remember.

If a being of the 1nith dimension asks to show you something.

Always

Say

Yes

Its a cool time

[mousecastsfireball]

who up pondering they orb rn

[limbobilbo-the-warlock]

Im up pondering orb and scrying the bowl call that dual monitoring

[limbobilbo-the-warlock]

Shut up loser

BLAST OF 10 000 BLADES

[limbobilbo-the-warlock]

Barbarians will see you perform some top tier eldritch arts and then respond with “funny lights bad because grog dont understand”

[limbobilbo-the-warlock]

Hey everyone im back from an extended wizard vacation in the realms of order and change I got some cool artefact souvenirs if anyone wants some.

I also got to ride a sky whale. Pretty fun time.

Anyways the transcendent shutter window you can use to ask me questions is open once again and all questions will be answered

Good day

[healing-warlock]

hey wizards. why do you feel the need to solemnly say "I CAST" before casting something. just use the spell directly. I don't understand.

[limbobilbo-the-warlock]

Well im a warlock but my patron demands i say I cast so they knkw what magic to blast out of my hand

[limbobilbo-the-warlock]

Demons be hating it when I add “nu uh” to the bit in the contract where they get my soul.

Works every time.

These fuckers dont have a clue im rolling in fiendish power.

[electricmeatorchestra-deactivat]

From u/Head_Judgment5612 on r/Wizardposting