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Hey! Flirty Ambiguous Wizard here, you can call me also Lanfear. I prefer they/them pronouns but he/she are fine if you switch them from time to time.

This (side) blog is a safe space for the Queer Folk and is run by a queer person.

Don't be afraid to send me questions if you want to interact! In fact, please do!

I live in a moving castle in wizard island island. I sell paper, ink and other stationary (magical and non magical), i also write cards or scrolls on commission (if you have a request hit my DMs or send a question) but most of all I wander trough wizard island island and stick my nose in other's affairs.

Lanfear's body is but a mere flesh vessel, it's mostly empty inside (more full of voidness rather than empty), their left knee if made up of alien technology and alien organic matter, I don't really know a lot about it but it reacts weirdly when I'm near Combustion Witch. I am mostly immortal since my soul can easily migrate from flesh vessel to flesh vessel (I have a bunch of them cloned in a secret dongeon in my castle)

I'm also a proud member of the @slutty-wizard-council so this blog will be 18+, i won't block you if you're a minor/ageless blog but I won't interact with you in explicit topics, if you're 18+ for said explicit roleplays I will be using @lanfear-on-a-full-moon . There are older threads that might be explicit or romal RPs that start to become explicit so thread carefully if you don't wanna see them. sorry but I don't tag stuff

More images to better understand my vibes

Golden/amber eyes, with slit pupils, usually with some make up around them. A straight and pointy nose with two gold septums. Pointy ears, pierced as well. Usually use a clownish, red and black make up. My skin tone is naturally pale.

Long, Silver/white hair, sometimes with purple streaks. Almost always in a single bun.

Short, black sideburns and mustache.I generally use some red/purple/black lipstick.

Wide shoulder and a solid build but not visibly muscular. I'm average/on the taller side of height considering humans as a reference.

flirtyambiguouswizard

Adding some more picrews because why not

#wizard posting #wizardblogging #wizardblr #wizard island island #wizardposting

flirtyambiguouswizard

Do you still wizard RP at all? I haven't done it in ages

- @confused-sorcerer

Ah I'd like to get back at it but I haven't managed yet

confused-sorcerer

That's fair, same here! If you ever want to RP together lmk!

flirtyambiguouswizard

Yes! Yayy! As usual I'm not really creative so coming up with scenarios isn't my forte

Do you still wizard RP at all? I haven't done it in ages

- @confused-sorcerer

Ah I'd like to get back at it but I haven't managed yet

#wizard posting #wizardblr #wizardblogging #wizardposting

egberts

hey guys is there a nice wizard on tumblr or is it only the evil one

evilwizard

it’s just me

flirtyambiguouswizard

There's also me but I mostly slumber these days

the-thing-of-worms

Sometimes you need to feel unrepentant bloodlust. It's good for you.

bagelbread1275

Currently developing a spell that immediately dries wet robes.

The drying mechanisms at the Wizard Academy don’t work and I look like a laughable idiot dragging my laundry basket to and from my carriage to dry my robes and whatnot at my tower.

flirtyambiguouswizard

I usually have in my Asbestos' bag enough sand enchanted with a permanent esothermic spell that I can use it to cover the robes. Most garments will dry in a matter of seconds if you've got enough sand.

toonelemental

reblog this to fuckin BITE all your mutuals

naamahdarling

orcboxer

wizard college is going to kill me I swear to god. I just saw someone without a component satchel reach into their pocket and pull out a handful of LOOSE tapioca to use as a substitute for blood in their fell ritual. and it worked. I've never been so fucking mad.

orcboxer

experiencing microaggressions apparently

flirtyambiguouswizard

Orki actually make great wizards, their collective hivemind literally thrives on makebelieve and makes a bunch of orks (bunch being their preferred term for when multiple orki are togheter) a far more impressive magical challenge for anyone, bending reality's rules by merely staying togheter. If to this you add formal training in magical arts (to which they show the same potential of most species) they become immediately one of the most magic inclined species to encounter.