sorry you’re not a winner

aka sunsetflips, call me izzy minors dni please, i am 30 or 40 years old just some guy who really likes wrestling and also sports-based queer fiction

[limbreaper]

[fairycosmos]

you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you don’t kill yourself

[mostlovedwrestlershiptournament]

Most Beloved Wrestling Ship Tournament

ROUND 4 - Matchup #1

Protoshita (Konosuke Takeshita X Kyle Fletcher)

Chrisdrew (Chris Brookes X Drew Parker)

Voting ended on18m

Propaganda:

Protoshita

-Theyre married and I must have hope that it is this marriage that will help Takeshita drag Kyle alone with him on his face turn -they've got a matching tag graphic and survived okada's homewrecking attempts

Chrisdrew

-They knew eachother for ages on the indies, chris put drew forward for his first major deathmatch and helped him with a gimmick that got him over before that. They both moved to japan within months of eachother and became inseparable. They started a promotion together which chris still runs now drew is back in the uk. Chris was sometimes ringside for drews huge title matches in japan amd would bandage him up. They both are vocal about their love for eachother. Chris invited drew rhe the christmas day chocopro filming because it was lock down. They would do twitch streams together and commentary together for TJPW. When drew retired and left japan, chris nearly cried as he closed a show of the promotion they started together when he mentioned how drew would usually do the closer. After drew came back to wrestling they'they'd had a few interactions online but then people found out drew had been to visit him in japan with neither of them postinf anything about it. People only found out when chris sent out his merch the next month which includes chekis uou can buy, and one was off the two of them! They havent wrestled eachother in ages until a match last year which was genuinely the most real raw match i've ever watched, where drew burst into tears at the end of it because they've been through so much together and apart and this felt so real and cathartic for them both.

[graculuss]

I've been through my previous 2 propaganda posts to make sure I dont repeat gifs, just to show how many there are 🙂‍↕️

[limbreaper]

I’m in kind of a weird spot with my writing right now in that I *do* have a long WIP that I was working on pretty seriously, but I keep shelving it because it becomes this behemoth project that I can never get to the bottom of. So I am writing but it’s going nowhere fast, and I feel like I can’t write anything until my big stupid project is done!!

[chrispineofficial]

“tumblr is an echo chamber where people only see opinions of other people they agree with” please be serious. i have longtime beloved mutuals who are swifties. your experience is not universal

[xalatath]

IMPORTANT

[graculusdraws]

[graculuss]

An interesting thing im noticing in the people who repost my eroticism and whimsy art uncredited is how many of them dont seem to get it lmao

They very much give the vibes of using it cus whimsy makes them sound cute and eroticism makes them sound edgy and cool and like.. thats the opposite of my intention?

Like im saying eroticism and whimsy exist in partnership, its not a life of this and also that, its a life where eroticism and whimsey both exist together as one, thats were the joy comes from - embracing the weird in your pleasure and pleasure in your weird!

[graculuss]

Also i kinda want a ven diagram of the people reposting and people who are anti extreme kink or non-typical identities/relationships.. I just wanna see something

[mostlovedwrestlershiptournament]

Most Beloved Wrestler Ship Tournament

ROUND 2 - #22

Chrisdrew (Chris Brookes X Drew Parker)

Tony Schiavone X William Regal

Voting ended onJul 12

Propaganda:

Chrisdrew

-They knew eachother for ages on the indies, chris put drew forward for his first major deathmatch and helped him with a gimmick that got him over before that. They both moved to japan within months of eachother and became inseparable. They started a promotion together which chris still runs now drew is back in the uk. Chris was sometimes ringside for drews huge title matches in japan amd would bandage him up. They both are vocal about their love for eachother. Chris invited drew rhe the christmas day chocopro filming because it was lock down. They would do twitch streams together and commentary together for TJPW. When drew retired and left japan, chris nearly cried as he closed a show of the promotion they started together when he mentioned how drew would usually do the closer. After drew came back to wrestling they'they'd had a few interactions online but then people found out drew had been to visit him in japan with neither of them postinf anything about it. People only found out when chris sent out his merch the next month which includes chekis uou can buy, and one was off the two of them! They havent wrestled eachother in ages until a match last year which was genuinely the most real raw match i've ever watched, where drew burst into tears at the end of it because they've been through so much together and apart and this felt so real and cathartic for them both.

TS x WR

-Regal was flirting with Tony every chance he had. Every single opportunity was spent trying to make Tony blush and he's been trying since the 90s

[graculuss]

I gotta propaganda again because any excuse to show off these boys

[mostlovedwrestlershiptournament]

Most Beloved Wrestler Ship Tournament

ROUND 2 - #23

MCMG (Alex Shelley X Chris Sabin)

MxM Collection (Mansoor X Mason Madden)

Voting ended onJul 12

Propaganda:

MCMG

-they are literally married your honour -They’ve kissed before!

MxM Collection

-Serving cunt

[maineventmoxley]

[crossnecklace]

ilya voice don’t be fucking ridiculous we did not fuck on the team bus ……….. we were making love

[resounding chorus of groans of which shane’s is the loudest]

[mostlovedwrestlershiptournament]

Most Beloved Wrestler Ship Tournament

ROUND 1 - Matchup #54

KenMatt (Kenny Omega X Matt Jackson)

Zaruca (Sol Ruca X Zaria)

Voting ended onJul 3

Propaganda:

KenMatt

-Here’s the thing it would be second to one other ship for everyone else but it’s most beloved TO ME

Zaruca

-Pre betrayal they practically acted like they were girlfriends who'd move heaven and earth for each other. Post betrayal gave some very messy 'toxic yuri' vibes.

[angelkitty32001]

Propaganda!!!!

[cmegpunk]

forbidden door ❤️

[mostlovedwrestlershiptournament]

Most Beloved Wrestler Ship Tournament

ROUND 1 - Matchup #43

MCMG (Alex Shelley X Chris Sabin)

Charlexa (Alexa Bliss X Charlotte Flair)

Voting ended onJul 1

Propaganda:

MCMG

-they are literally married your honour

Charlexa

-the "i dont like you" to hesitant allies to friends to partners pipeline will always be good. also the way that charlotte is clearly happy now that shes partnering with alexa and not trying to follow in her fathers footsteps. shes enjoying what she does and it makes me so happy -They just make each other so much better and they're practically married -theyre so canon and so so so beloved. theyve only been married for (going on) two years now but theyve already made Such an impact. the "we're not friends" branding CAN be read as "we're not friends; we're lovers". their little heart hand thing they do during every entrance. charlie saving lexi from that spear. their moth x butterfly wrestlemania gear that singlehandedly saved wrestlemania saturday. they've both acknowledged the ship name and liked explicitly shippy tweets. they make me so happy. charlexa please never divorce

[debbiechanclub]

Feb. 18, 2023: David Finlay attacks Jay White following his loss to Eddie Kingston in a Loser Leaves NJPW match at NJPW Battle in the Valley in San Jose, California

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Jun. 28, 2026: Jay White attacks David Finlay, costing him and Clark Connors the AEW World Tag Team Championship at AEW Forbidden Door in San Jose, California

[dogposts]

[mostlovedwrestlershiptournament]

Most Beloved Wrestler Ship Tournament

ROUND 1 - Matchup #40

Strickpage (Adam Page X Swerve Strickland)

Protocallis (Don Callis X Kyle Fletcher)

Voting ended onJun 30

Propaganda:

Strickpage

-Drank each other’s blood, do absurd hardcore matches showing a lot of trust and a lot of kink. -There is something wrong with them -Chemistry out of the charts. Super handsome together. Crazy crazy men. -He drank his blood. And it's not like they're the first wrestlers to partake in a bit of blood drinking but they had to double down on the psychosexual overtones with hangman saying "you are with me forever" and swerve saying there's a part of him within hangman and they're "bound together for a long time" and this was just when the feud was getting going -soulmates but also world's most toxic situationship -enemies to lovers to It's Complicated, hangman drank his blood also -they’re soulmates they’re two sides of the same coin they’re each other’s mirror image they’re a blessing and a curse upon the other and also their texas death match restructured my synapses i think

Protocallis

-toxic age gap/power imbalance/etc relationship but they seem very happy together