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he/they the few cells of my brain jingle together in my head like keys. sometimes the noises are funny and thats how posts are born.

[ecto-hazard]

uh oh! one of your organs has mysteriously vanished! Spin this wheel to find out which one!

HOW DEAD ARE YOU?

literally instantly dead

not immediately dead, but theres no hope

MAYBE you have time to make it to a hospital, no guarantees you survive

you can get medical help and survive, but itll be rough

youll recover and should be able to go back to a mostly normal life after this

not bad at all you might not even notice

somehow youre doing better now?????

you already dont have this organ

Voting ended onFeb 17, 2025

[lime-demon]

[cirquedugrotesque]

[nickyflowers]

i'm thrilled my tweet continues to upset new yorkers even after my twitter ban

[the-supernatural-atheist]

these tags pass peer review

[postanagramgenerator]

what kind of fucked up and evil dish can i make without buying too many ingredients?

what kind of fucked up and evil dish can i make without buying too many ingredients?

->

this day and minute? go put kiwi in the microwave and see a gunky kind of bitch unfold

[postanagramgenerator]

put some brownie mix in a bowl, add a little bit of water until it's brownie batter consistency, microwave it for a minute, shabam. instant microwave brownie in a bowl

->

tbf, im no bob cuisine innit, call me america's test bitchin, but before i blow away into nitwit nirvana i aim to see www.tumblr learn to read over two words max in a post

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[godtiermeme]

Fuck it. Unhinged smash or pass. Spin the wheel.

smash or pass?

smash

pass

Voting ended onFeb 13, 2025

[soapydoll]

Did I ever talk abt the time i was at a bdsm club and one of the pups was on all fours and barking and being cute and the dom on scene was like “hi puppy! Do you do any tricks?” And he said “I can beatbox!”

[soapydoll]

I was like. Doubled over incapacitated laughing the entire time. He was really good and a big sweetheart and I felt kinda bad but I couldn’t stop thinking “why the am I getting the beatboxing puppy unskippable cutscene at the bdsm club”

[badassdemonsword]

[worm-suggestion]

It looks funny, right? You think it looks funny.

I do too. But it lives its whole life. So you have to take it seriously eventually, right? And be respectful and shit.

I think it can digging in the ground for tubers.

[beepost-generator]

This post lives in my head. I deeply love “I think it can digging in the ground for tubers”

But I can’t stress enough that echidnas cannot be doing that. They are insectivores. Their mouth is not at all capable of biting a potato.

[worm-suggestion]

Well…

Maybe it just keeps them. I don’t know.

[bogreader]

trans woman gets bottom surgery to turn her penis into a penisn’t

[bogreader]

[secretswiftymarvelfan]

Follow up question/experiment:

When scrolling on tumblr do you use the following or for you tab?

Following tab only

Mostly following but sometimes for you

An equal mix of both

Mostly for you but sometimes following

For you only

Voting ended onJan 16, 2025

PLEASE REBLOG FOR A BIGGER SAMPLE!

[inksplit]

[kyleehenke]

hey do you have a tumblr

no sorry

[sensiblereblogifposts]

Reblog if you don’t have a tumblr 

[slavicafire]

far from prudish but just got blazed porn of someone's pussy spread out so hard and up close like it's a map of the polish-lithuanian commonwealth and I'm king and grand duke sigismund II augustus inspecting his lands to plot defense against the swedes

[coffee-without-anesthetics]

[thememedaddy]

[lime-demon]

that’s a little under 6 hours. pretty reasonable tbh

[mxwillowneptune]

evil bisexual sex. you agree. reblog

[amygdalae]

There's something on the roof

[optimisticlucio]

[outdatedprometheus]

[unicarcass-archive]

ONE OF MY FAVORITE VIDEOS EVER

[cannibalchicken]

[bluebloodtanuki-bbt]

Every day is a struggle...