Maybe I've always been more comfortable in chaos

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[only-cat-memes]

[operaticundertker]

living with a leaky blob that has a random chance of snapping crackling and popping in different places must be stressful

[tv-testzone]

people who ramble in tags i love you

[macabro]

I forgot what I wanted to write down here.

[glumshoe]

someone fired a bullet through our bathroom wall the other day when we were gone, which is scary (but probably accidental), but the weirdest part is that we can’t actually find the place where it entered from outside... the wall inside is fucked up and you can see the hole where it came through, but there is no corresponding entrance hole on the exterior of the house. somehow the outer paneling was undamaged.

[glumshoe]

I think the exterior of the house is asbestos siding which apparently hides bullet holes really well.

There’s also a dent on the opposite wall where the bullet bounced off, and it looks like it had a really bizarre trajectory. Anyway, the neighbors say it was from a car chase where bullets went flying everywhere, so I’m not actually worried beyond “wow hope that doesn’t happen near me again”.

[mythopoetry]

This is the most American post I have ever seen

[glumshoe]

“someone fired a bullet through my asbestos from a car chase” yeah fair

[sforzzz]

copper ii sulfate has no reason to be this blue. this shade of blue looks like it should only be a digital invention

[v-for-fili]

Happy pride month to my dad. When I came out as bi to him, this man googled what it ment, look at me and said "ohh. Yeah. You get that from me. You'd have far more siblings of I only shaged women." And went right back to his work emails.

[frightfullytreeish]

[cabinette]

Swimming costumes!!

Bonus vvv

[shrugsinchinese]

Big ol’ plushie nap

[devinellekurtz]

My very first tiger drawing and my latest

[formaldehydedoesstuff]

Your skill level is unquestionable but listen.

I love him.

[toasthaste-art]

me also. as well.

[devinellekurtz]

This is the COOLEST thing I’ve seen in AGES. You both completely made my entire week.

[foxboycomet]

please imagine the clinking of gemstones together. this is important to me

[sugared-violetts]

does anyone know how to go to sleep

[violetsandshrikes]

The Alnwick Garden (Poison Garden) donated all their leftover Christmas trees to the local zoo 😭

[zaphoda]

Rocky and his personal thinking machine

[grabmyboner]

Shane plays this game with Rose via texted called Husband or dog? In which he texts Rose “Husband or Dog” when he hears a strange sound from another room when he cannot see either Ilya or Anya. Shane will be in the living room and will hear a clutter sound hitting the floor and some scuffling and will text Rose “Husband or Dog? I’m in the living room, the sound came from towards the kitchen.” And Rose loooooves this game and texts back “fuck ok omg what type of sound was it?” And Shane is like “Sounded like a something dropped on the floor and then there was shuffling immediately after and then silence.” And Rose types back so fast “Husband AND dog!” And Shane is like “Good guess let’s investigate” and then sneaks very carefully towards the kitchen and peeks around the corner and sees Ilya crouched on the floor with Anya next to him sniffing at the mess of stuff on the floor and Ilya keeps shooing her away as he cleans it up and Shane snaps a photo and sends it to Rose “Correct! Husband AND dog!” And Rose texts back “Yaaaaay!!!!!!!!!” And if you went into the photos on their text messages every third photo is Ilya or Anya surrounded by a mess.

[druidshollow]

HAVE THAT CHARACTER GAIN WEIGHT AS A SIGN OF HEALING: NOW

[glorious-spoon]

anyway the thing about fanfic is that it's not essentially bad or good; it's essentially amateur. some people are absolutely out there writing award-worthy prose (some fic writers ARE award-winning writers IRL!), but that's not the point. the point is that we're all telling campfire stories. it's a community, and it's a way to spend some more time in the worlds and stories that we love.