Always Expect Trains

Hey my name is Taylor and this is were I put things that interest or amuse me.

[woobertdoo]

[monsterbutch]

this is one of my favorite reddit posts of all time

[formlessdemi]

God forbid Chippy do anything

[thickness-protection-program]

The longer I live the more I realize I just wanna be well fed and bottom nude all the time

[thickness-protection-program]

Ok and???? Was he or was he not our Cunt King

[cetitanhasmoved]

[ionchy]

[cetitanhasmoved]

[ionchy]

[olyoil2-deactivated20250812]

This seems very tumblr to me

[hotvampireadjacent]

[rayos-art]

You may find yourself drawing Kermit memes at 2am, and think to yourself how did I get here?

[vanessagillings]

All four seasonal bunnies together – now available as greeting card packs!

[railmerosalie]

If the town of Folks made memes:

This took so fucking long to make, but please do enjoy

[sosuperawesome]

Laura Chamberlain on Instagram / Etsy

[funnytwittertweets]

[memewhore]

[pointnclick]

you can literally feel your brain become fully developed at age 25 btw. i was dumb as shit before then. i still am but in different ways

[skamortuus]

#there’s a little beep like on a microwave to announce your brain is done and ready to be a subtly different kind of stupid forever

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

you ever have “cry and scream yourself awake” level nightmares that are immediately the stupidest premises imaginable the moment you actually wake up

[afrosarah]

The last time I wailed "help, please, help me, heeelp" loud enough to have the whole house come running, it was because I was having a nightmare that I was in my laundry room, and out of the corner of my eye I witnessed a Snoopy stuffed animal slowly rise up on two legs, as if being manipulated by a ghost or perhaps made animate by a possessing spirit, and slowly start to dance the Macarena.

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

I can’t stop thinking about this

[limebrothers]

one time my roommate woke us both up by screaming in her sleep and i asked her what she was dreaming and it was just david schwimmer’s face foaming at the mouth.

[wooteena]

are you telling me americans have stores that open up SPECIFICALLY for halloween and just. dont exist any other time of the year. you people are insane

[offishly]

Imagine an empty storefront. Some business that closed years ago. The building stands empty, unused for literal months. And then boom. Fall comes around and there's a Spirit Halloween. There's no escape.

[wooteena]

what the fuck 😁

[limebrothers]

Recently I had the opportunity to utter the best combination of words that have ever come out of my mouth

“I got vaccinated in that Spirit Halloween”

[wrenhavenriver]

why must reductress hurt me in this way