the pond

oofity doofity. Hii, limefwog here. Any pronouns will do, I am just a cryptid after all. I'm very awkward, I sometimes do art, and I like collecting facts.

[limefwog]

I wanna go back to sleep so bad but I took a nap and now I got some shit to finish before midnight.

[empress-of-dark2005]

[memorycycle]

dmv: can i have you birth certificate

me: i dont have it but you can trust! 😁✌️

dmv: ok! 😁✌️here is your license

me: its so small and cute! 😳

dmv: just like you! ☺️

[mantaradio]

can't get an algorithm like this on twitter

[lesbiansandgayssupporttheminers]

[lesbiansandgayssupporttheminers]

To clarify, this is a war crime, the Geneva convention bans the targeting of medical transport. There's no caveats. It doesn't actually matter who's driving it.

[tiergan-vashir]

The last month has taught me that apparently all the Geneva convention is really good for is getting indie games to change a red medical cross to some other medical cross and that it can do fuck all about actual war crimes.

[bramblepatch]

What is your Hogwarts house?

Actually I've already processed all five stages of grief in regards to a beloved author from my childhood very publicly making the jump from "milquetoast liberal with unexamined biases" to "actively dangerous bigot who will double down into perpetuity" and will no longer be basing any part of my identity on her intellectual property! Thanks for asking!

[zombeesknees]

#perfectly articulated

[pukicho]

maybe its just me but this seems rude maybe

[catchymemes]

[tanknaka]

hey

hey friend

dont kill yourself tonight ok

you have a really pretty smile and i know its not always easy to manage one but itd be a bummer if we never had the chance to see it ever again

youre really important and you matter a lot so stay safe and try and have a nice sleep

[the-grace-of-fallen-angels]

I would like a moment to thank the people who reblog post like this so that it eventually shows on my dash.

It is keeping me alive

[lavendertears]

I actually really needed this tonight, thank you

[limefwog]

I prayed to my ancestors

and was blessed with mercy

but my friends think it's a curse.

[limefwog]

Bitches with pronouns be eating happy meals and ice cream cones at 3pm on a monday.

[evilwizard]

count dracula? um, okay. 1. now what

[evilwizard]

*he turns into a swarm of bats* ah shit 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15

[animentality]

[egberts]

youtuber with a beard merch be like *silhouette of a beard*

[angelhive]

When it shpuld be a silhouette of a cock...

[froganalogue]

?

[angelhive]

Whats not clicking

[hidingfrompolice]

me when i'm popping my joints but one of them is being stubborn

[olivia-online]

I must not buy. Buying is the purse-killer. Buying is the little-dopamine that brings total bankruptcy. I will face my wishlist. I will permit the limited time sale to pass over me and through me. And when it has expired I will turn the inner eye to see its impulses. When the mania has gone there will be nothing. Only $ will remain.

[egberts]

i was about to talk shit on how impractical round food storage containers are when fridges are square but if we didn't have them then where would soup go? certainly not a square container

[vim-artisan]

i have soup in a rectangular container in my fridge rn

[egberts]

that's fucked up bro

[pageofmemes]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[iloveyixingsomuch-blog]