vince meat

they / 22 / normal

[sacredstem]

[ewaneneollav]

music & a bite to eat is life

[ewaneneollav]

playing my game

[fortooate]

i am a mollusc, you are an irritant, and i am actively coating you with successive depositions of nacreous material which will eventually render you beautiful, silent, smooth, and quite dead

[twinicegiantorbiters]

thanks

[fortooate]

you’re welcome :) now silence

[twinicegiantorbiters]

.

[fortooate]

∶)

[jermalove]

deranged streamer scares himself

[notajerusalemcricketd-deactivat]

[mariautistic]

girl are you from tennessee because. theres a lot of pretty people in tennessee

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hey

[grimeclown]

Hi whats up

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do you want to go play outside with me

[grimeclown]

Yeah come on I’m gonna take my shoes off so I can run up the slide

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what?

[grimeclown]

Im gonna run up the slide but I have to take my shoes off to do it because my sneakers don’t have enough grip on em

[1961gibsoneb-0-deactivated20220]

woah hey free sneakers

[grimeclown]

Hey don’t touch those those are mine

[goofstep]

i dont think im fitting in at tumblr

[goofstep]

i want to start being homeblogged

[squeakitties]

this person has spent the equivalent of 12 hours a day for 15 years playing team fortress 2

[turing-tested]

🪓 returning-videotapes Follow

New carrd. What do you think?

👨‍💼 mcdermmot Follow

Whoa. Very nice. Take a look.

🪓 returning-videotapes Follow

Added my BYF yesterday.

📈 van-patten Follow

Good coloring.

🪓 returning-videotapes Follow

That's bone. And the lettering is something called Silian Rail.

📈 van-patten Follow

It is very cool, Bateman. But that's nothing.

Look at this.

💼 price-isright Follow

That's really nice.

📈 van-patten Follow

Eggshell with Romalian type. What do you think?

🪓 returning-videotapes Follow

Nice.

[campyvillain]

thinking about my moms youtube playlists

[campyvillain]

all human emotions can be categorized into these 4 things

[coughloop]

*trying to speak normally:* hey bur- uh brother, hamburger are yo- I mean how are you today?

[THIS USER HAS SPENT 17 YEARS STRANDED ON WHOPPER WORLD IN THE FAR REACHES OF THE BURGER SYSTEM]

[something-truly-evil]

Tiktok thirst trap of a shirtless guy in Central Park but inexplicably the twin towers are still there in the background despite it being recorded and posted 3 days ago

[pinene]

[classicmeevs]

Me talking to someone from the year 1000 BC

Yeah we have cell phones now, it’s like a portable phone

[powerfulwizard]

If you watch South Park you are a loser, no exceptions

[madisunlee-deactivated20220821]

I’m a big fucking loser then cause I religiously watch this shit every day 😂

[powerfulwizard]

Yes

[ecsta-zi]

Welp guess I'm a loser then

[powerfulwizard]

Yes

[heath-moved-deactivated20230402]

guy who snaps his fingers and says "thats it!" whenever he comes up with a solution to a problem

[heath-moved-deactivated20230402]

guy who hops up and says "eureka!" when he knows what to do

[heath-moved-deactivated20230402]

guy who has a lightbulb appear over his head when he has an idea

[e-102]

am i a funny little guy? no, i am a normal guy i’m just a normal guy

[e-102]

shut up

[e-102]

shut the fuck up

[sexhaver]