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You millennial leftists who never lived one day under nuclear threat sure made quite a non-binary fuss to save the world from intercontinental ballistic (x,y) and can now reflect upon your woke (r,θ).

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There need to be more works on The Epic of Gilgamesh on ao3

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I need a scene in a future chapter alone with Kris. I need to tell them that I'm sorry for making them say they would never play again. That I was talking to them not Susie. That I would never take something from them again like that. That they can put me in the birdcage and go sing swears just not to hurt themselves while they do.

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The fact that I'm the greatest chemist to ever chem it, and fith greatest mathematician to ever math it is once again at odds with the fact that I am a blubbering bafoon. Quite oafishly obtuse. A touch foolishly fatuous. And just a touch stupid.

But then again Newton never had peanut butter M&M's so he can suck my bone-headed balls

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Live footage of me attempting my calc hw after I miss one lecture

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"But I am very poorly today & very stupid & I hate everybody & everything. One lives only to make blunders." - Me right now during bio lab and not anyone else who is well known in the feild of biology, specifically evolution theory. Why would anyone think that

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Nevermind I'm actually so fucking smart

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"But I am very poorly today & very stupid & I hate everybody & everything. One lives only to make blunders." - Me right now during bio lab and not anyone else who is well known in the feild of biology, specifically evolution theory. Why would anyone think that

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They call me a desperate Trojan way I'm eating my tables

(stale pizza)

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Found and climbed into a box

I felt safe and sneaky - a FOX

The war has changed

And feeling defanged

My only hope is to flummox

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And so yet again it is fall

I've really lost track of it all

As time flies,

I elegize

A reprive from this unending squall

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Good lord this smoothie is thick

Sucking harder just won't do the trick

Wish I had a spoon

But it's a little too soon

To quit now would make me quite sick

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There once was a skibidi sigma

Though there was a negative stigma

Still they would mew

Their jawline it grew

Yet friendship remained an enigma