Limerick Haram

Filth, Smut and nothing but!

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Muhammad did call to a halt The drinking of liquor and malt. But didn’t claim To do the same For murder and sexual assault.

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via http://www.jesusandmo.net/2015/03/25/a-bit/

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It’s been quite a little while

Since I’ve spat at god in style.

The muse is fickle

Time’s nae mickle*

And rhyming can be a trial.

*Scots-”Time is short” I’m Scottish I may say such things.

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It isn’t up for debate:

Jannah is not your fate.

But in a twist

Jahannam exists

In every Islamic state.

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Muslimas! You need not succumb

To western rules of thumb:

Lead a pious life

Be a good wife

Or a dumpster for Jihadi cum.

http://freethoughtblogs.com/taslima/2014/09/01/sexual-jihad/

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Women are a bit of a jam

For the hornier younger imam.

After thoughts amiss

He decides on this:

“wham bam” not no “thank you mam”.

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Dark thoughts remain unsaid

When some Muslim men are a-bed:

The sex crisis

Leads them to Isis

Now they skull fuck severed heads.

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The Koran to me is not dear

It provokes only ire and fear:

To call it beautiful

Is merely dutiful

And proves an ignorance of Shakespeare.

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If you should ask or enquire

Corruption is my desire.

A laugh, a shout

to hurt the devout

And the faith in beings higher.

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“Aren’t the extremists far away

From what the prophet and Koran say?”

“Well take a look

In that fucking book

And it’ll all become clear as day!”

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It’s said that kindness and contrition

Is at the heart of all religion.

But please explain

The hurt and pain

Caused by these humble traditions.

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Tetractys Haram

                                                   Mo.

                                               Prophet?

                                             He was not!

                                          Rather a fraud

                           Who is still making fools out of millions.

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Imams to new shores are led

And chose to use English instead.

They wax sublime

In prose or rhyme

And strike the language dead.

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‘Modesty is a girl’s salvation

From the fiery hell of damnation’

‘But what of life

With its triumph and strife’

‘Bitch! You keep to your station!’

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Ladies modestly attired

Get the imam of Homs all wired.

After watching their prayers

With libidinous glares

A change of trousers is required.

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Allah has a plan for you

It's jihad through and through:

Modesty, veils

And bombs with nails

And killing every last Jew.