the nothingburger and the everythingbagel are two artifacts that represent nothing and everything respectively
the burger seems round and its ingredients are greyscale, including the bun and meat. it is easy to hold.
you sit in the chair inside the enclosed room, holding the burger idly.
a few seconds pass, the scientists bickering amongst themselves.
you decide to give it a bite.
you stare at the burger in your hand. it's whole.
nothing was eaten.
a few seconds pass. there is a hollow silence in the air.
you go for the bite again.
the burger is whole, no bite marks in sight.
no crumbs either. you didn't eat anything.
you look up at the scientists behind the resistant glass. they're all staring at you, with their clipboards raised.
you wave at them with your free hand.
most of them perk up and look at their peers confused.
one of them looks bewildered and lifts their hand shyly, saying:
"Are you all writing in your clipboard? I haven't."
you take another bite of the burger, just as another person responds:
"What? What were we supposed to write down?"
the burger wasn't bitten.
you're eating nothing.
"Man, I don't care. I want to go home and do nothing."
you take another bite.
"I think we were studying that burger... But for what?"
the burger is on your hand, round as ever.
your stomach starts rumbling.
"Well, we were doing nothing while the volunteer ate the burger..."
you're eating nothing.
"Pfffffft. It's the nothingburger!"
you have nothing in your stomach
"Oh, shut up, hahah!"
you think you're going to vomit
"Uh, we should pay attention to Bagel?"
i think i'm going to vomit
"Get the doctors call the doctors!"
i don't want to vomit
"get the volunteer on the cart!"
i don't want to die
"xray now!!"
help me save me
"what the fuck?!"
help m
After repeated attempts to bite into OM-I-UE-D D-4, the first Volunteer sent, named #155 "Bastián Jesús Miranda Solis", began showing symptoms of illness. He was promptly brought to the medical ward, [...] the x-rays showed he had lost most of his internal organs, [...] until he vomited 62% of his blood. #155 passed away during that moment.
It means everything.
Bagel 🗡 she/her ♱ trans ރ Aubrey kinnie
DNI people who ship Mari and Aubrey you are DEAD to me
gone for a while mwamwa
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i'm gonna be gone for a while. im gonna be okay, even if this is my last day on earth. nothing will be able to hold me back anymore
#basilventing #i am basil but more elaborate
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i'm gonna be gone for a while. im gonna be okay, even if this is my last day on earth. nothing will be able to hold me back anymore
#cw suicide #window moots #window reblogs #prev yeah. i miss her so much #i also cannot think about omori now cause i think about bagel #i wish she was here i want to talk to her #and tell her how much i have missed her
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i'm gonna be gone for a while. im gonna be okay, even if this is my last day on earth. nothing will be able to hold me back anymore
💗🔁 getunderit-bennetfaggy Seguir Apr 16
A random news site found her body @foxwind0w
Her name was Bastian Jesus Miranda Solis, and she was found in a "river full of blood", at least the article says.
The teens who found her said "his torso looked like it had no organs", which I think cant be true, and the site that covered this exaggerates that fact for shock value. But she did show me a picture of her face once, and I think the body's face is super similar to her.
WHAT THE FUCK ITS HER IT LOOKS LIKE HER WHAT RHE FUCK NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO N O N O N ON O NO NO
#I WANT TO KILL MYSELF #I HATE MY LIFE #I HATE THIS WORLD #IM KILLING SOMEONE #IT FUKCING #IT ISNT FAIR #been staring at this post debating whether to post the wall of text or not #i have been avoiding this post in general #but i think #i think im going to kill whoever did this #i already go to the gym all i need is a gun
As I pace around my post, in front of the big structure I have to guard, I find myself thinking of when will be the next time I get to do science. The aptitude test said I'm good at researching AND shooting, so why do I only get guard duty?
Well, I know how it is. Gotta do what I gotta do. I question the trespasser and try to turn them away. And if they aim up to take a shot, I shoot first. Never been a problem. Mostly because nobody even comes out here. You'd have to be crazy to think that this is a good place for a stroll. And even if they do, the spotters will tell us that they're coming.
Oh. The sound of leaves being moved around. Gotta act.
I turn my entire body to the noise and lift my rifle, which was lowered and resting on my arms. I look around for the exact source of the noise, with my weapon's stock on my shoulder if I need to fire.
Maybe the sound came from a bit far away. Maybe from these two trees, they're bushier than those around them. There's also a large sideways trunk in front, perfect for someone trying to get cover from gunfire.
As I aim at the spot, I hear the leaves rustle again. There's definitely someone here. I use my left arm to radio the other guards and tell them that I'm approaching.
"Eyes on me, there's suspicious activity on my twelve. Going to investigate. Over."
I begin moving forward, before I hear a response and the thuds of feet against snow behind my back.
"Copy that, moving to your position. Over."
Kind of weird how I hate her. Loki's so uptight. Instead of saying something simple like 'I'm going', she has to ''move" to my "position." Pretentious bit-
Shit. A gunshot. It came from the left, another guard post. I hear my radio go off:
"Heads up, hostiles close by. One at my ten, the other at my twelve. Over"
"Sue, Loki, hostile on your eight. Over."
"Copy," we both say in unison.
I see the leaves in front of me rustle, so I decide to not look over and ready my gun.
I hear a gunshot behind me, Loki got 'em.
Doesn't say anything. Smug bitch.
I see a gun barrel in front of my face.
Muzzle flash.
The shot blows my helmet off, knocking my head back and making me trip backwards, but by sheer luck I pull the trigger in time to stop the person from firing a second shot.
"FUCKER!" I yell.
I briefly think about how my last thought would have been how Loki's a bitch, before I remembered that she was with me. I begin to protest, looking at the front for any extra hostiles.
"Loki, you could have FUCKING saved me, you know?" Someone is talking on the radio. Too pissed though. "Well, I survived," and I turn around to snap at her: "but it was a FUCKING MIRACLE!"
Loki's on the floor.
Someone else is behind the trees.
Muzzle flash.
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🦊 foxwind0w Seguir April 29, 2024
got the gun a while back, helmet and vest from two days ago, i know where the place is and there's people backing me up, i think i can do this
Bagel this is for you
sorry if i don't come back you're all great. especially you Bennett. have i never told you that your username is misspelled? >:3
#Remembered Window even though it has been a year #And I see that his last post was made in 2024 #Did they die like Bagel? #What the fuck is going on? #It's like there's a shadow government that kills my friends #I hate this? I don't want to think about this? #Hopefully I forget about them
"Loki, Bagel, hostile on your eight. Over"
What the fuck? I just heard the spotter say that.
"Copy, twice. Over."
"...I said that once- THERE ARE HOSTILES! OVER!"
Huh? That was my voice! The spotter had my voice! Am I going crazy? First I pretend I die and then I hear myself acting as-
WAIT, what the FUCK is going on? I died?
I aim my rifle at the trees and wait for any activity to happen. I get a strange case of déjà vu, stronger than any others I've had in my entire lifetime. I shoot without thinking and blood comes out of the trees. I hit someone. Was that friendly?
No, of course not. That was an obvious enemy. I saw them before, too-
"FUCK!" I yell. "WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON!?"
"Loki, go help Bagel. Hostile on her twelve."
I break at hearing a name I've never heard before. So I yell at the radio receiver.
"WHO THE FUCK!?!?!?"
>Jude has entered the chat room
<Jude> really
<Jude> the Deus Ex
<Jude> what is wrong with you
<Don> i think it knew
<Don> if the guards fell we all fell
<Jude> but didnt you give Spotters some kind of Rifle
<Don> some king of... snowgrave
<Jude> you're a Child
<Jude> you're a fucking Child
<Don> i know that MU-A-U-D D-0 is the best thing we've ever found
<Jude> Child Child Child Child Child Child Child Child Child
<Don> it can rewrite reality when it wants to
<Don> can you shut up and listen
<Don> we have so
<Jude> go to hell
<Don> so so SO much hope
>Jude has left the chat room
<Don> for humans
<Don> i hope SHE goes to her catholic hell
>Don has left the chat room
>actually hes probably so so pissed that i will type it twice
>Don has left the chat room
>wheheheeheeheheehe the everythingbagel and the nothingburger...
>thats my friend!!!! the everythingbagel!!!!!
>say hi bagel!!!!!
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hiii im Bagel!!! i used to be @\baseball-bat-bubblegum someone took the url i think >_>
trying to reunite with my moots, i remember @foxwind0w and @getunderit-bennetfaggy i think thats how its typed? bennet?
#sorry for leaving for so long i had to go to the United Stupids and LOST MY PHONE #i asked my mom to buy me a new one #and she got so pissed she didnt bother #changing the uhhhhh language to spanish #but im used to engwish by now that i can use my phone in english!! hon hon hon oui oui #that is me being good at english #hope i find my moots!
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#????????????????????????????????????? #THEY TAGGED WINDOW AND MY OLD BLOG #IS THIS A TROLL
