I'll Write You a Limerick

Give me a prompt and I'll write you a limerick! Or give me a different meter and rhyme scheme.

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[foeofcolor]

Only day you can rb this

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One hundred and four days’ duration 'S the length of our summer vacation So finding good ways To spend all those days 'S the problem of our generation. Like building a rocket for fun And fighting a mummy when done Or maybe we'll climb Eiffel Tower this time And stand at the top in the sun. Discovering something that’s not In existence (or that’s what we thought) Or scrub and then scour A monkey in shower, Give tidal wave surfing a shot. Or locating Frankenstein’s brain Or nan'bot creation attain Or continent painting Find dodos remain(t)ing Or driving our sister insane You see that the list is quite tall Of things to be done ‘fore this fall So with no more fuss Just stick here with us Cause Phineas and Ferb do it all!

[reallyndacarter]

It's June 1. It's time.

Go be gay.

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I needn't even say

(But will) what is today.

It's first of June

Stop what you're doin.

It's time. Now go be gay.

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I thought that my limerick tools

I’d use for the date’s prankish rules

But all I could think

Was “yeah like this link

Needs days set aside to be fools”

[newyorkthegoldenage]

Members of the United Irish Counties Association carry a banner reading, “England Get Out of Ireland” as they pass St. Patrick’s Cathedral during the 1948 St. Patrick’s Day Parade.

Photo: AP via The World Link

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I’ve something now to say

To those of you who may

Do celebration 

My oration:  

Happy Patrick’s Day!

[orisnitsa]

No one:

Tumblr users at 00:00 on March 15th:

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Let's all give happy cheer

For what was told by seer

'Bout Caesar's slay

Et tu Brute 👀

The Ides of March are here!

[cat-cosplay]

Happy 🥧 day

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Today's the day of 3

.141 you see

5926

Is in the mix

The pi-est day it be!

[wolves-willow]

ITS MARCH YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

[jaesrri]

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It’s March! A month superb But we should try to curb Our zeal today As one might say - "It’s not just yet" to Ferb

[thegroovyarchives]

Mid-Century Snoopy & Woodstock Valentines (x)(x) (x)(x) (x)(x)

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I’ve got some well-wishing to say

I hope you all have if you may

About as much fun

As Snoopy has done

With Woodstock this Valentine’s Day!

[catchymemes]

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To any ‘round Tumblr here that's

Found Jan'ry a month hard to pass

We're out of the haze

Of 300 days

Of January, so congrats!

[darkcomedies]

still believe that one of the greatest bits of all time was on January 6th, 2021 when. well. you know. and twitter was understandably an echo chamber of panic and fear and Justin McElroy just tweeted a selfie with a filter that was like “have a delicious national spaghetti day” followed by 3 tweets that were like “fuck. i’m sorry. i don’t know how to delete scheduled posts” and as i type this two years later i’m laughing

[darkcomedies]

a belated delicious national spaghetti day to you all

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On Jan'ry 6, recall

What Justin did befall.

His wish did come -

A national yum

Spaghetti day to all!

[catchymemes]

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I needed to calendars borrow

To really be sure that the sorrow

Of ‘24’s done.

It's time for day one

Cause damn we got next year tomorrow

[thegood-byelook]

I still don't know what I'm wearing to the living room New Years Eve... I might not even go.

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I still don't even know

What New Year's clothes I'll show

In living room

But don't presume -

I might not even go

[ophanic]

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Now everyone please do remember

That you can as well be a member

Of challenges fun

Like"November" where one

Does try to get through this November.

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I'm sorry to ask you again (As yearly this question I pen) Are you today's date? Cause clearly you're great And solidly 10/10.

[oh-my-damn]

Happy October 3rd!

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For those who haven't heard,

October 3rd's preferred 

Cause he asked me

The date you see

(I said October 3rd.)

[rslashrats]

you know what day it is……….

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I’ll tell you something true

About the pic we view:

It’s simply that

As shown by Rat,

Today’s October two.