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@limerickshere
Only day you can rb this
One hundred and four days’ duration 'S the length of our summer vacation So finding good ways To spend all those days 'S the problem of our generation. Like building a rocket for fun And fighting a mummy when done Or maybe we'll climb Eiffel Tower this time And stand at the top in the sun. Discovering something that’s not In existence (or that’s what we thought) Or scrub and then scour A monkey in shower, Give tidal wave surfing a shot. Or locating Frankenstein’s brain Or nan'bot creation attain Or continent painting Find dodos remain(t)ing Or driving our sister insane You see that the list is quite tall Of things to be done ‘fore this fall So with no more fuss Just stick here with us Cause Phineas and Ferb do it all!
It's June 1. It's time.
Go be gay.
I needn't even say
(But will) what is today.
It's first of June
Stop what you're doin.
It's time. Now go be gay.
I thought that my limerick tools
I’d use for the date’s prankish rules
But all I could think
Was “yeah like this link
Needs days set aside to be fools”
Members of the United Irish Counties Association carry a banner reading, “England Get Out of Ireland” as they pass St. Patrick’s Cathedral during the 1948 St. Patrick’s Day Parade.
Photo: AP via The World Link
I’ve something now to say
To those of you who may
Do celebration
My oration:
Happy Patrick’s Day!
No one:
Tumblr users at 00:00 on March 15th:
Let's all give happy cheer
For what was told by seer
'Bout Caesar's slay
Et tu Brute 👀
The Ides of March are here!
Happy 🥧 day
Today's the day of 3
.141 you see
5926
Is in the mix
The pi-est day it be!
ITS MARCH YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS
It’s March! A month superb But we should try to curb Our zeal today As one might say - "It’s not just yet" to Ferb
Mid-Century Snoopy & Woodstock Valentines (x)(x) (x)(x) (x)(x)
I’ve got some well-wishing to say
I hope you all have if you may
About as much fun
As Snoopy has done
With Woodstock this Valentine’s Day!
To any ‘round Tumblr here that's
Found Jan'ry a month hard to pass
We're out of the haze
Of 300 days
Of January, so congrats!
still believe that one of the greatest bits of all time was on January 6th, 2021 when. well. you know. and twitter was understandably an echo chamber of panic and fear and Justin McElroy just tweeted a selfie with a filter that was like “have a delicious national spaghetti day” followed by 3 tweets that were like “fuck. i’m sorry. i don’t know how to delete scheduled posts” and as i type this two years later i’m laughing
a belated delicious national spaghetti day to you all
On Jan'ry 6, recall
What Justin did befall.
His wish did come -
A national yum
Spaghetti day to all!
I needed to calendars borrow
To really be sure that the sorrow
Of ‘24’s done.
It's time for day one
Cause damn we got next year tomorrow
I still don't know what I'm wearing to the living room New Years Eve... I might not even go.
I still don't even know
What New Year's clothes I'll show
In living room
But don't presume -
I might not even go
Now everyone please do remember
That you can as well be a member
Of challenges fun
Like"November" where one
Does try to get through this November.
I'm sorry to ask you again (As yearly this question I pen) Are you today's date? Cause clearly you're great And solidly 10/10.
Happy October 3rd!
For those who haven't heard,
October 3rd's preferred
Cause he asked me
The date you see
(I said October 3rd.)
you know what day it is……….
I’ll tell you something true
About the pic we view:
It’s simply that
As shown by Rat,
Today’s October two.