Strong in the Real Way

『Cheyenne — 27— Author 』 Fantasy writing cat enthusiast PRO-CHOICE

[toastyglow]

and if you DON'T want to study me like a bug, what the fuck why not????? you SHOULD! what you think you're better than me or something??

[cafffine]

woke up this morning, rolled over, and very confidently tried to blow out my alarm clock like a candle. absolutely no precedent for that.

[rumplefuckingstiltzkin]

Ebeneezer in 1742 wakes with a start as for some reason he has put out his guttering candle by slapping atop it with the palm of his hand. His hand is burned and his nightgown and cap are spattered with hot wax.

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[marlinspirkhall]

13 years ago I tried to choke my alarm clock to death and then shook it until the battery fell out, which is the caveman solution to that problem

[marlinspirkhall]

#I guess that means a cave man confidently slapped the head of someone trying to wake them up - @argentleif

Grug says five more minutes

[assimilation-failure]

girl wooga is hiring

[im-a-goat-in-disguise]

"there are no jobs" wooga literally wants you to woog. for money.

[asksloyxp]

Maybe if I just work harder, this empty cup will pour again

[shinyrock6498]

Maybe the cup needs a bit of time to rest and refill?

[asksloyxp]

Maybe the cup needs to lock the fuck in???

[loveridden1999]

[enbaluka-tokyo-drift]

[milanesa42]

“The employees need a larger salary” “hmmmm large celery”

[yardsards]

his tuoy

[yardsards]

woke up cuz he dropped his tuoy

[yardsards]

i have retrieved his tuoy for him. all is well.

[only-cat-memes]

[agwitow]

How dare?! He worked hard for that shiny! Rude! What about his cuteness discount?

[sacred-portal]

[tangledbeast]

If it makes you feel any better, he hated it too.

[gayserblast]

This is the funniest and saddest sentence I've read all week

[brucebocchi]

[senatortedcruz]

Just found a $50 bill in the street let’s hear it for girls posting their Ws online

[senatortedcruz]

Oh my fucking god I am going to kill myself

[aire1111]

50 foreskin dollars

[importantcatpics]

[hotcrossedfangs]

[yellow-cat]

actually hate that the bodys response to anything is nausea. ate too much? nauseous. ate too little? nauseous. an imaginary threat got you scared? be nauseous. on your period? you guessed it. sawed into your hand and need to go to the emergency room? perhaps throwing up into your open wound will be of help

[chronicillnesshumor-deactivated]

[aquilacalvitium]

Write it badly or it'll never be written

Write it badly or it'll never be written

Write it badly or it'll never be written

Write it badly or it'll never be written

Write it badly or it'll never be written

[aquilacalvitium]

Please keep interacting with this post because when I come to tumblr to procrastinate, this shows up again in my notifications and guilts me into writing again

[dragoncarrion]

????

[dragoncarrion]

They're taking over.