Mondstadt Sagau Shimegi AU Drabbles
Sorry this took a hot minute to put out, but here's the Mondstadt edition of the Shimeji AU. I did every playable character from Mondstadt, some of them have shorter sections *cough* Mika *cough* simply because they haven't had much screen time in the game or I don't know them well enough. In the future I might do an update post for some of them. Also this should be treated like crack. Now that this is out I can move on to actually writing the First chapter of To Build A Haven which should be up soon.
He looks at everything your doing with absolute interest
He wanders around looking at what you're doing and writing what he observes down on a notepad.
If He’s really interested in something on the page you're on like a photo or text he will snag it to get a closer look (for those who don't know there is a function that allows shimeji to grab items and take them off screen, this can be reversed by simply refreshing).
He gets a little miffed when you refresh to get the item back in its correct place but he's not upset for long.
If you leave your computer he will end up messing around and looking up articles on chemistry and physics, he tried searching up alchemy and he just got led down a rabbit hole that he later found out was all fake.
So there's no alchemy in your world, interesting!
Uhh Oh! He accidentally duplicated!
He’s immediately on guard once he sees the duplicate
Is that his twin! No wait, the mark on the twins neck is there!
He realizes it is just a full carbon copy of him that just wanders around mindlessly.
He will get a little antsy if you let the duplicates get out of hand in their numbers so make sure to dismiss the duplicates
He just wants to study this strange world in peace.
She waves to you whenever you return from getting up from your computer
She is the opposite of a menace.
She almost is too helpful
She sees her knightly duty in this weird in between world to be of help to you.
If you're easily distracted while working on something like a document she will wave her hands around and try to get your attention so you get back to work.
And while she is not an expert in grammar she’ll try her best to point out errors in your sentencing.
When you're not working on something important she has a lot of fun climbing the walls of your screen and jumping off to glide across your screen.
If you pick her up with your cursor and toss her she’ll laugh and glide down
Don't shake her though! She’ll get dizzy!
At first she's kinda cowering in the corner so confused as to what's happening and in awe of your presence.
Eventually she chills out a bit but she never fully relaxes.
You got spotify going in the background?
Great! This is how Barbara got introduced to (insert music genre here) or (insert artist here)
She will be scandalized if you play something with profanity, innuendos, or sexual references.
Like full clutching of pearls
Do not play Squidwards Nose for her. She is sweet baby, she doesn't deserve that.
I'm sorry if some of yall dont like what I'm about to say… but the moment you play one of Taylor Swift's songs she's hooked.
I'm talking like something from Folklore, Evermore, or Midnights.
Her favorites are Clean, Willow, and Snow on the Beach (she does not like the F bomb in that one though)
She does try to give everything you listen to a fair shot even if it might not be her style.
If she likes the song she will sing and dance along to it.
He fall over all the time
So Bennett will be like climbing the side of your screen and will lose his grip and fall.
If you catch him he'll be so happy.
Hes kinda wandering around your page
He do be trippin (and not in the fun way)
There was this time where he picked up one of the items on your screen and didn't know how to set it down.
He ran around scared and confused until you refreshed the page.
If you pick him up and shake him, he will get dizzy.
He will start wandering the internet if you leave him alone with your computer open
Hopefully he doesn't find your fanfics
Who introduced him to Batman?!?!
Not that big into the superhero movies but he does really connect with Batman, who would have guessed.
Show him the Mt. Dew wine or the Peeps Wine from TikTok and the disappointment will be so evident on his face.
If you do bring up some articles on wine brewing and aging techniques he will read them and take some of the methods to possibly use at Dawn Winery.
But If you drink in her presence be prepared to experience the menace of menaces
Every time you leave your computer unattended expect to come back to either your browser being on a local AA group website or on a study showing the impacts of alcohol on the body.
She aggressively points at what's on screen whenever you come back
She can be reasoned with if you give her a pat.
She can also be pacified by one of those videos of birds meant for cats
She also likes those games made for cats where it's like a bug or ants crawling across the screen and you gotta crush them.
She tries to jump around the screen but she short, holding her up to catch all the crawlies.
Eula is confused by modern internet slang
She mainly stands guard in the corner not wanting to get in your way
She's in the overly respectful gang
Don't pick her up and shake her she will seek revenge
Likes the cat videos on facebook though
She like the “going no contact with toxic family” type videos on TikTok since she can relate.
Boomer but she working on it
Who let this theater major in the building?
She is by far the most distracting shimeji you can have on your browser
“The Prinzessin der Verurteilung desires your attention at all hours”
When your working you literally have to dismiss her if you want to get work done
If you leave her on screen when you leave your computer you will come back to her somehow reading Twilight.
The can of worms has been opened and Fischl's Twilight phase has been unleashed.
She also grows to love shakespeare if you ever have to read one of his works for a class
Holds up skull “Alas poor Yorick”
She does hate The Taming of the Shrew (if you know you know)
Like her sister she is also a bit confused
This internet lingo is so confusing
How did she get an account? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
The funny thing is is that she successfully and pretty accurately shuts down alot of bigoted people
She gain like a cult following of converted beige housewives
He isnt distracting like Fischl is but he’s like a cat who wants attention so they climb over your keyboard until you gotta move them and give them pets.
He’s the worst when it comes to fishing your fics out of your files when your away
You gotta lock them up, time to move everything to your phone… rip storage space.
You accidentally introduce Kaeya to his new guilty pleasure besides Wine… Horse Girl Movies!!!!
It's bad… It's really bad, his favorites are the movies Spirit and Felicity (yes the American girl movie).
The man misses his horse, why do the favonius cavalry have no horses? the captain of the calvary should have a horse!
He also is somewhat interested in the wine industry from around your world.
He might give you a list of types he would like you to bring if you ever visit their world.
Protect this one because she's so smol.
But also keep her from blowing up your documents-
She picks up whatever she wants and will set it down in the wrONg place but if you scold her about it she’ll give you puppy eyes and apologize.
And then do the exact same thing not ten minutes later.
She will wander around wherever she can so do not let her out of your sight. Open tabs, downloads, files, browser history, nothing is safe.
similar to albedo in that she is curious about everything.
She likes that she can chill out and read whatever comes on screen
One of the worst if she finds your writing
She will correct your grammar and give suggestions while actively flirtily mocking your work.
Likes making you flustered in the middle of work
She requested you make her a playlist on spotify so you sit down and show her a few artists you think she would like
She adds a bunch of music from (Hayley Kyoko, Muna, Clario, Mxmtoon, and Janelle Monae)
She listens to it when she's on your computer and you aren't around while she looks through the internet.
I don't know this child!!!
Literally I know nothing, hopefully he gets more character time in future quests
I'll come add more latter if we are given more
Spawn in a Len(vocaloid) Shimeji and he’ll be so confused
Who is this doppelganger!
Girl is going insane learning our world's zodiac system!
You have to dismiss her sometimes because she asks so many questions, some of which you don't know the answer to.
“What Do You Mean? It's Considered A Pseudoscience!!!”
She is beyond insulted if you don't believe in astrology.
If you do believe in astrology she's so excited
Give her your Natal chart and she’ll be ecstatic
After she learns everything she can about your world's astrology, whenever you boot up your computer she’ll give you your horoscope for the day.
Doesn’t do much climbing, but when she does it’s to clean the cobwebs in the corners of your tabs.
Will remind you to drink water and have stretch breaks every so often and will be very sad if you don't.
You better clear your browser history before she tries to take a broom to it. she doesn’t deserve to see what you look at, you degenerate fifth.
She either likes ICP or studio ghibli soundtracks; there is no inbetween.
He is very confused by the internet but he’s still very curious .
Will patiently watch you work and will bite pop-up ads
Starts looking up pictures of wolves cause he's a precious baby and ends up in the furry community. He is very confused. He is very scared. Save him before he learns what an omega is.
She's easily bored so she will on occasion if you are doing work just dip out
How did she figure out how to dismiss herself?
Most of the time she leaves when your working
She will stay if there is a church event back on Teyvat that she wants to get out of.
If you summon Fischl they will both watch Twilight together
Though Rosaria will leave after the first movie, she doesn’t like any of the other movies.
She also has a few strong opinions on the way that Stephanie Meyer handled Native Americans in the book.
very curious and intrigued by the internet and will watch you work from the top of your tab and take notes.
will ask a bunch of questions about and google the answers when you leave.
got into a fight with a redditor about something sciencey you didn’t understand and battled that man for hours.
She likes watching ted talks and documentaries when you’re on break and wiLL get lost in wikipedia if you let her. Please don’t let her because she is very small and that website is very big.
He's up about climbing the walls and flying all about the screen.
If you are trying to get work done good luck
If you ask he will sit down and be somewhat quiet
If you listen to music while you work he will either be singing along to it or if the BPM is fast enough singing and dancing along with the music.
He likes listening to the music you listen to because he can learn what to perform if you ever come to Teyvat.
He at first will be thrown off if you listen to something that's more on the sexual side ( im talking something like Ayesha Erotica, or cupcakKe) but eventually he gets used to it and has a lot of fun distracting you when those types of songs come on.
Like Kaeya, he is also interested in the wine from your world.
You have to tell him to narrow down the list he gives you of wines to bring to Teyvat… it was 2 pages long.