Read Between the Limes

A zoo keeper-ish person that likes things and posts them here.

[spritesucks]

when the gym teacher tells you to stop picking the grass

[fueled-by-nightcore]

This is so mundane yet specific at the same time

[sexhaver]

we’re all going to die

[magicalgirlmindcrank]

There’s no way this isn’t edited…

OH MY GOD ITS REAL

[bace-jeleren]

We’re in the bad end timeline, folks

[khoaphan]

If Zelda was made into a Ghibli film (x)

[beepbeepbeepbeep-deactivated202]

beep beep

[as-per-usual]

This is a masterpiece

[princessfrostine]

[zelda]

[computerfag]

[meatonabeach]

[pokemon-merch-news]

Here’s a better look at the upcoming (May 20th, 2017) black and white campaign of Pokémon merch!

[ordenna-deactivated20181024]

[joshanddrake]

[kimreesesdaughter]

On some real shit, I do not fuck with people who ride those boat things at the carnival. People who get on those do not give a fuck about life, they don’t care about you, ya mama or your kids. They literally have nothing to lose. You don’t care about life so there’s no need for me to fight you because you’re not going to give a damn about my face. 

[kimreesesdaughter]

THIS JOINT!!!!

BITCHHHHHHH. I got on this shit when I was 12. Wasn’t no bar, no protection, nothing in that shit. I didn’t realize until it was too late. You couldn’t pay me to ever get on this shit ever again in my life. We were in Landover, this shit almost smooth flipped my ass to Baltimore. No. Never again. 

[nappyhurrdontcare-deactivated20]

12? I got on this bitch when I was 21 and had my head in my ex’s shoulder the ENTIRE time. Screaming like a bih too. Nope. Never again. I was praying to the gravity gods the entire time.

[neonghostz-deactivated20220823]

?????? All it does is swing back and forth???? I don’t understand the concern??????

[kimreesesdaughter]

[vandigo-deactivated20180131]

centrifugal force keeps you in your seat.

[retired3625ww-deactivated202305]

Centrifugal force isn’t keeping me from crying tho

[sexycraisinthanos]

why is this so funny

[weavemama]

apparently being exposed as an untrustworthy president is “unfair” but okay

[calypsoccult]

A LITERAL CHILD

[bluedogeyes]

[yumemii]

you dont have to agree with his policies but you have to admit hes the coolest president weve had ever

[meanplastic]

[hurricaneclouds]

SHES NOT EVEN WEARING JEANS I HATE THIS SO MUCH

[bitchycode]

[little-vvitch]

this is the 2016 apology post. reblog in 45 seconds and 2016 will apologize to you in the form of money.

[pokemon-merch-news]

Pokémon Center is going to release LIFE-SIZED plush of all the evolutions of Eevee! From Vaporeon to Sylveon, your favourite will be in the lot!

Eevee plush will be 3 240 yen, while the eeveelutions will go on sale for 21 600 yen each. You can also buy the LOT for 176 000 yen (about $1550). 

The campaign will go on sale on Pokémon Center Online JP from June 10th, 10 a.m, to July 31st, 23:59 p.m, 2017.

[limesofrhyme]

If only I had a grand to drop on a life size leafeon or eevee