Testing, testing, it's on?
Okay, good. Great.
This is Maxine, setting up our experiment.
Despite what I said, my coworker managed to convince everyone this would be a good idea. So, here's a brief explanation,
Project Limos is our, well, project, where we made... ehem, we made a "horrible beasty" with various combined DNA and a volunteer. None of us thought it would work, but now we have a creature (with a face only a mother could love) that definitely should not exist.
Our experiment is to teach it about life in the outside world without letting it actually live out there, for safety reasons of course. We are letting it interact and be interacted with by other people on only the safest, kindest, truest place possible, and I am being sarcastic saying this, the internet.
Please, do not be foul around it. We don't need to deal with this creature cussing us out or anything.
I am Maxine, and this is the end of the log. Say "bye!"
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Goodbye!
