i once slipped and fell on my ass while almost ramming my face i

im not creative with these things so hi my names natalia im 19 and from puerto rico and i tend to get a little excited over music ........................................................................................

[pochowek]

where is “p diddy calls bjork”

[pochowek]

[goonbuggy]

JAMES BOND’S NAME IN STAR WARS IS JB-007 IM SCREAMING

[meladoodle]

overheard conversation between two kids

kid 1: I’m four, I’m a big kid kid 2: you said you were a little kid just before! kid 1: people change

[quirkylittleduck]

[memewhore]

[windspray]

how do i get a flat stomach by tomorrow

[oli-twist]

[part2of3]

Batman the Television series

S02E58: Flop Goes the Joker

[intel-i386-deactivated20160703]

anon hate

[pucikat-deactivated20160104]

sexting

[destinyofself]

me: hoe don’t do it

hoe:

me: oh my god

[queens-snowfall]

The Struggle at the Beginning of a New Year ✏️ (FX: Caleb Natale)

[deaddolin]

I've gotta eat this pop tart fast

so I don’t fall aslee

[boneville-deactivated20170521]

the poptart fucking killed her dude

[hashtagblaze]

[prasejeebus]

please get this away from me

[fakehermes-deactivated20170207]

[drdemented-deactivated20191023]

*starts typing on bottom of shoe*

Hacker voice: I’m in.

[nebuvoid]

confused person looking at snow prints: who the fcuk strapped fucking keyboards to their shoes

[aurayafrost]

police detective examines footprints leading away from the crime ‘why did we ever anger the machines,’ he asks himself sorrowfully

[didntactuallydelete-deactivated]

new year who dis

[mamrie]

Are anyone else’s tags filled with weird skin disorders and disgusting clickbait? How can I change this? It’s real gnarly.

[edwardspoonhands]

Hey, Yeah! Me too! I thought they just knew exactly the kind of content I was looking for!

[verylittlebird]

*me in my grave laughing cause nobody knows the r.i.p. on my tombstone stands for rugrats in paris*

[pleatedjeans]

[ufoff-blog]

what if people pronounced “yikes” like they do “nike”