(lmao im stupid and dont know how to reply to the reply so uhh🙏🏻) BUT I THOUGHT WE HAD AN AGREEMENT THAT YOU’D BE MY MOM☹️☹️☹️
(Also yeah i’m able to speak to a school counselor lol, its js that i will tHROW THE NEXT PERSON WHO TELLS ME MY GOOD SCORES ARE BAD SCORES ACROSS THE LIBRARY—who said that😊)
I do not recall saying that, mortal.
(I wasn’t sure if you would want that posted publicly so I answered privately (which I just discovered I can do today, lol. But I think, if you don’t care you can probably post it to your blog? Idk though it disappeared after I hit answer)
(ugh, as long as you are doing/turning in your work and trying the best you can, try to ignore whoever’s upset about your grade—if its your parent that might be a little tricky, to be honest. As I said, your grades, ultimately don’t truly matter in the long run, it’s more important that you understand what you are learning and why you are learning it, and how (and when) to apply it to your own life.)
You did tho!! You promised to be my mom☹️☹️i’ll cry if you don’t be my mom—do you want me to cry??😤
I said that you can be one of my champions. I am not a parent.
Please do not cry I do not know what to do with crying mortals.
oh..😢
how do i become your champion then??!
Do you not recall that you already chose to devote yourself to me? Has someone tampered with your memory?
yeah i have the memory of a goldfish :(( but like what does being your champion entail?? Like can u just curse my enemies to fall face-first on horse poop??😋 (cough cough ajax the lesser cough cough)
Does someone need to be cursed?
(Mod: oh, I love that part, I think that’s where Ajax the lesser claims Athena acts like a mom to Odysseus lol)
yes☹️☹️ i hate achilles so much like pleaseeee get rid of him or something he’s so arrogant and annoying and just slows the war down😞 he needs to be humled by falling on horse poop :>
I am afraid I cannot “get rid” of Achilles. He is needed for the war. And it is not his fate to die by my hand (and I suspect my brother will not appreciate being denied vengeance for his son).
I have turned him into various animals a few times. However Thetis did not appreciate that, so I fear I will not be able to deal with him in such a manner.
What if he is cursed to drop his weapons every time he tries to train with them?
oh.. i suppose that’ll work too😊😊
























