Bright-Eyed One

[athenapolemedokos]

Introduction

I do not see the point in doing this, but given how frail your mortal minds can be I suppose I will humor you.

I am Pallas Athena, Daughter of Zeus, Goddess of War, Wisdom, Strategy and Craftsmanship. There. That should be enough for this…introduction, yes? Or are you in need of more instruction?

Mod note: somehow Athena has become that lady who grudgingly adopts the straggly stray cats (mortals). They are hers now. You cannot escape.

[king-of-the-underworld-13]

Uncle. What could possibly have come over you that you would ever enter a Catholic Church willingly?

—@athenapolemedokos

I... It was one time! A few times, actually. Got invited there from my buddy Lucifer at DeathCon.

[bugwolfsstuff]

Be honest with me was it also because Maria asked?

[king-of-the-underworld-13]

... Yes.

[athenapolemedokos]

I think I would like to meet Michael.

[king-of-the-underworld-13]

Why? Because he intimates me? Which is actually something fake. It doesn't happen. Not possible.

[athenapolemedokos]

…

I am not my Lord Father, uncle. Might I remind you I am goddess of Wisdom and War? Why would I not take the chance to meet a fellow warrior if the opportunity presents itself?

[king-of-the-underworld-13]

Alright. You can join me next week. We do game night.

[athenapolemedokos]

Very well.

[king-of-the-underworld-13]

Uncle. What could possibly have come over you that you would ever enter a Catholic Church willingly?

—@athenapolemedokos

I... It was one time! A few times, actually. Got invited there from my buddy Lucifer at DeathCon.

[athenapolemedokos]

Lucifer. As in the ruler of the Christian Hell Lucifer?

…

Interesting.

[king-of-the-underworld-13]

Yeah. Met him when Persephone, Thanatos, and myself when to the Death Convention. All the rulers of the deceased go. It's like that... VidCon the mortals have.

[athenapolemedokos]

I see.

Michael is the Angels’ General, correct?

[king-of-the-underworld-13]

Yes... Yes, him and Thanatos bonded over both being in charge of an army.

[athenapolemedokos]

Hmm. Must be nice to have your own personal army and not have to rely on mortals all the time.

[king-of-the-underworld-13]

Uncle. What could possibly have come over you that you would ever enter a Catholic Church willingly?

—@athenapolemedokos

I... It was one time! A few times, actually. Got invited there from my buddy Lucifer at DeathCon.

[bugwolfsstuff]

Be honest with me was it also because Maria asked?

[king-of-the-underworld-13]

... Yes.

[athenapolemedokos]

I think I would like to meet Michael.

[king-of-the-underworld-13]

Why? Because he intimates me? Which is actually something fake. It doesn't happen. Not possible.

[athenapolemedokos]

…

I am not my Lord Father, uncle. Might I remind you I am goddess of Wisdom and War? Why would I not take the chance to meet a fellow warrior if the opportunity presents itself?

[king-of-the-underworld-13]

Uncle. What could possibly have come over you that you would ever enter a Catholic Church willingly?

—@athenapolemedokos

I... It was one time! A few times, actually. Got invited there from my buddy Lucifer at DeathCon.

[athenapolemedokos]

Lucifer. As in the ruler of the Christian Hell Lucifer?

…

Interesting.

[king-of-the-underworld-13]

Yeah. Met him when Persephone, Thanatos, and myself when to the Death Convention. All the rulers of the deceased go. It's like that... VidCon the mortals have.

[athenapolemedokos]

I see.

Michael is the Angels’ General, correct?

[king-of-the-underworld-13]

Uncle. What could possibly have come over you that you would ever enter a Catholic Church willingly?

—@athenapolemedokos

I... It was one time! A few times, actually. Got invited there from my buddy Lucifer at DeathCon.

[bugwolfsstuff]

Be honest with me was it also because Maria asked?

[king-of-the-underworld-13]

... Yes.

[athenapolemedokos]

I think I would like to meet Michael.

[king-of-the-underworld-13]

Uncle. What could possibly have come over you that you would ever enter a Catholic Church willingly?

—@athenapolemedokos

I... It was one time! A few times, actually. Got invited there from my buddy Lucifer at DeathCon.

[athenapolemedokos]

Lucifer. As in the ruler of the Christian Hell Lucifer?

…

Interesting.

[athenapolemedokos]

The goddess gently cradles the spider once known as Arachne on her hand as she inspects the spider’s web in an isolated corner of her temple where the spider will not be disturbed. The threads of spider-silk shimmer faintly in the light, displaying the intricate pattern that the spider had created.

This is lovely, little one. Well done.

[parisoftrojanblood]

*steals Helen and runs*

@menelaus--offical

HEY GET BACK HERE YOU HEATHEN

[athenapolemedokos]

Fucking finally. 🥂

[achaean-confessions]

Would Odysseus’s patron kill me if I kissed the Palladium?

[]

[dio-official]

Your lust is going to doom us all, brother. Believe me, you wouldn't want to anger a goddess especially Athena is the said goddess

[athenapolemedokos]

The next person to speak of desecrating the Palladium in any way will find themself impaled by my spear.

[parisoftrojanblood]

Y’all forgot abt me or some shit

[athenapolemedokos]

Regretfully, no.

[athenapolemedokos]

(lmao im stupid and dont know how to reply to the reply so uhh🙏🏻) BUT I THOUGHT WE HAD AN AGREEMENT THAT YOU’D BE MY MOM☹️☹️☹️

(Also yeah i’m able to speak to a school counselor lol, its js that i will tHROW THE NEXT PERSON WHO TELLS ME MY GOOD SCORES ARE BAD SCORES ACROSS THE LIBRARY—who said that😊)

I do not recall saying that, mortal.

(I wasn’t sure if you would want that posted publicly so I answered privately (which I just discovered I can do today, lol. But I think, if you don’t care you can probably post it to your blog? Idk though it disappeared after I hit answer)

(ugh, as long as you are doing/turning in your work and trying the best you can, try to ignore whoever’s upset about your grade—if its your parent that might be a little tricky, to be honest. As I said, your grades, ultimately don’t truly matter in the long run, it’s more important that you understand what you are learning and why you are learning it, and how (and when) to apply it to your own life.)

[lineaup]

You did tho!! You promised to be my mom☹️☹️i’ll cry if you don’t be my mom—do you want me to cry??😤

[athenapolemedokos]

I said that you can be one of my champions. I am not a parent.

Please do not cry I do not know what to do with crying mortals.

[lineaup]

oh..😢

how do i become your champion then??!

[athenapolemedokos]

Do you not recall that you already chose to devote yourself to me? Has someone tampered with your memory?

[lineaup]

yeah i have the memory of a goldfish :(( but like what does being your champion entail?? Like can u just curse my enemies to fall face-first on horse poop??😋 (cough cough ajax the lesser cough cough)

[athenapolemedokos]

Does someone need to be cursed?

(Mod: oh, I love that part, I think that’s where Ajax the lesser claims Athena acts like a mom to Odysseus lol)

[lineaup]

yes☹️☹️ i hate achilles so much like pleaseeee get rid of him or something he’s so arrogant and annoying and just slows the war down😞 he needs to be humled by falling on horse poop :>

[athenapolemedokos]

I am afraid I cannot “get rid” of Achilles. He is needed for the war. And it is not his fate to die by my hand (and I suspect my brother will not appreciate being denied vengeance for his son).

I have turned him into various animals a few times. However Thetis did not appreciate that, so I fear I will not be able to deal with him in such a manner.

What if he is cursed to drop his weapons every time he tries to train with them?

[athenapolemedokos]

(lmao im stupid and dont know how to reply to the reply so uhh🙏🏻) BUT I THOUGHT WE HAD AN AGREEMENT THAT YOU’D BE MY MOM☹️☹️☹️

(Also yeah i’m able to speak to a school counselor lol, its js that i will tHROW THE NEXT PERSON WHO TELLS ME MY GOOD SCORES ARE BAD SCORES ACROSS THE LIBRARY—who said that😊)

I do not recall saying that, mortal.

(I wasn’t sure if you would want that posted publicly so I answered privately (which I just discovered I can do today, lol. But I think, if you don’t care you can probably post it to your blog? Idk though it disappeared after I hit answer)

(ugh, as long as you are doing/turning in your work and trying the best you can, try to ignore whoever’s upset about your grade—if its your parent that might be a little tricky, to be honest. As I said, your grades, ultimately don’t truly matter in the long run, it’s more important that you understand what you are learning and why you are learning it, and how (and when) to apply it to your own life.)

[lineaup]

You did tho!! You promised to be my mom☹️☹️i’ll cry if you don’t be my mom—do you want me to cry??😤

[athenapolemedokos]

I said that you can be one of my champions. I am not a parent.

Please do not cry I do not know what to do with crying mortals.

[lineaup]

oh..😢

how do i become your champion then??!

[athenapolemedokos]

Do you not recall that you already chose to devote yourself to me? Has someone tampered with your memory?

[lineaup]

yeah i have the memory of a goldfish :(( but like what does being your champion entail?? Like can u just curse my enemies to fall face-first on horse poop??😋 (cough cough ajax the lesser cough cough)

[athenapolemedokos]

Does someone need to be cursed?

(Mod: oh, I love that part, I think that’s where Ajax the lesser claims Athena acts like a mom to Odysseus lol)

[athenapolemedokos]

(lmao im stupid and dont know how to reply to the reply so uhh🙏🏻) BUT I THOUGHT WE HAD AN AGREEMENT THAT YOU’D BE MY MOM☹️☹️☹️

(Also yeah i’m able to speak to a school counselor lol, its js that i will tHROW THE NEXT PERSON WHO TELLS ME MY GOOD SCORES ARE BAD SCORES ACROSS THE LIBRARY—who said that😊)

I do not recall saying that, mortal.

(I wasn’t sure if you would want that posted publicly so I answered privately (which I just discovered I can do today, lol. But I think, if you don’t care you can probably post it to your blog? Idk though it disappeared after I hit answer)

(ugh, as long as you are doing/turning in your work and trying the best you can, try to ignore whoever’s upset about your grade—if its your parent that might be a little tricky, to be honest. As I said, your grades, ultimately don’t truly matter in the long run, it’s more important that you understand what you are learning and why you are learning it, and how (and when) to apply it to your own life.)

[lineaup]

You did tho!! You promised to be my mom☹️☹️i’ll cry if you don’t be my mom—do you want me to cry??😤

[athenapolemedokos]

I said that you can be one of my champions. I am not a parent.

Please do not cry I do not know what to do with crying mortals.

[lineaup]

oh..😢

how do i become your champion then??!

[athenapolemedokos]

Do you not recall that you already chose to devote yourself to me? Has someone tampered with your memory?

[athenapolemedokos]

(lmao im stupid and dont know how to reply to the reply so uhh🙏🏻) BUT I THOUGHT WE HAD AN AGREEMENT THAT YOU’D BE MY MOM☹️☹️☹️

(Also yeah i’m able to speak to a school counselor lol, its js that i will tHROW THE NEXT PERSON WHO TELLS ME MY GOOD SCORES ARE BAD SCORES ACROSS THE LIBRARY—who said that😊)

I do not recall saying that, mortal.

(I wasn’t sure if you would want that posted publicly so I answered privately (which I just discovered I can do today, lol. But I think, if you don’t care you can probably post it to your blog? Idk though it disappeared after I hit answer)

(ugh, as long as you are doing/turning in your work and trying the best you can, try to ignore whoever’s upset about your grade—if its your parent that might be a little tricky, to be honest. As I said, your grades, ultimately don’t truly matter in the long run, it’s more important that you understand what you are learning and why you are learning it, and how (and when) to apply it to your own life.)

[lineaup]

You did tho!! You promised to be my mom☹️☹️i’ll cry if you don’t be my mom—do you want me to cry??😤

[athenapolemedokos]

I said that you can be one of my champions. I am not a parent.

Please do not cry I do not know what to do with crying mortals.

[athenapolemedokos]

(lmao im stupid and dont know how to reply to the reply so uhh🙏🏻) BUT I THOUGHT WE HAD AN AGREEMENT THAT YOU’D BE MY MOM☹️☹️☹️

(Also yeah i’m able to speak to a school counselor lol, its js that i will tHROW THE NEXT PERSON WHO TELLS ME MY GOOD SCORES ARE BAD SCORES ACROSS THE LIBRARY—who said that😊)

I do not recall saying that, mortal.

(I wasn’t sure if you would want that posted publicly so I answered privately (which I just discovered I can do today, lol. But I think, if you don’t care you can probably post it to your blog? Idk though it disappeared after I hit answer)

(ugh, as long as you are doing/turning in your work and trying the best you can, try to ignore whoever’s upset about your grade—if its your parent that might be a little tricky, to be honest. As I said, your grades, ultimately don’t truly matter in the long run, it’s more important that you understand what you are learning and why you are learning it, and how (and when) to apply it to your own life.)

[athenapolemedokos]

Can you bring my Penelope to me again?

@polvtropos

Of course.

The goddess appears in the tent, raising her hand and creating a fold of space-time, opening a doorway straight into the Chambers shared between Odysseus and Penelope on Ithaca.