Final goodbyes from the released (what they would have said if they had the chance):
"I feel like it would be weird for me to say something to Cecil, especially if it was my last words, but I just wanted to apologize. I know I hurt you and I know I probably could have stopped everything. I knew there was something wrong yet I never tried to get you help. I'd say sorry to your family as well. Sorry to Xavier II for leaving you somewhere by yourself. And sorry to Fallon too, for bringing you into this mess. I wanted to become an accountant, but in my afterlife I think I'd make a much better kindergarten teacher."
"I think I'd just want to say I love you to my family. I had eight siblings, and every single one of them was really important to me. Younger, older, it doesn't really matter, you all meant something. Sorry I was never really around that often and sorry I ended up getting caught up with sports and friends instead of hanging around you guys more often. In the end, my scholarship is gone, but you guys are still there and it feels horrible."
"I... Never really had much to say because there was never really anyone there that would listen. Maybe there wasn't anyone there in the end either, but if I were to be really honest, I would tell people who might have felt close to me not to mourn. Death would have came eventually with me- really. I just kinda wish I had made a little more of an impact before I went."
"I don't get it. Why is there never anyone there? I just wanna play a little. I just wanna have some fun. But no one wants to play with me. How come no one's ever there?"
"But seriously," "We," "Are royalty. We don't have to apologize for what we've done. What," "Were," "You thinking?" "Never," "Have we ever had a second thought about moral, who do you think you're talking to." "Privileged," "That's who. Peasants."
"Oh no! This is uber hard! Ummm, I want to tell people not to be sad because I really don't want that! I hate when people cry, so don't cry! I wanted to tell all my friends that they're awesomely awesome, especially Alice and my brah Kale. I'd want to tell all my cousins, Blasés and Northwoods to stop the totally dumb fighting and make up already. I would want to tell my parents that... Um... Maybe they're not actually Satan's henchmen, but they really do need to stop. I don't like fighting at all and it just makes me sad... And I'd really just like to put out there that I really really hate crust and someone should have fixed that for me. And I love Swiss Miss."
"I'm a fookin' artist. What more do you fookin' want, ya? Shove off."
"I just really love sex. No Christian Grey shit here."
"I'm sorry Kenzie, it's all my fault. If I could do anything at all in the world, I would change what happened to us. It's all my fault and I would give to world to save you, not me. I wish I could die all over again in the most painful way anyone could think of just to save you."
"I always looked up to you Jonathan, but where were you? I needed you. I was here and you weren't. I didn't even get to see you before it all happened."
"Ferry, it was never you fault. Really. I would want you to know that. What happened happened, and we can't change that and I don't blame you."
"Haha, whoa. This shit sucks total ass man. I really wanted to go far. I wanted to live in those last seconds, believe me... I mean, just don't be sad for me for too long. Live my life for me so if there's an afterlife, or something, I can look down and smile. Both Bonnie and Bliss suck and I love you, Harley you little shit if you waste all my ganja I will snipe you from the heavens, or hell, whatever. I don't judge. Uh... Yeah... Don't waste my pornos.
"I'm sorry."
"God, people are so annoying with their last wishes and shit. I just want a nice open casket funeral so that people can look at me and still be jealous when I'm dead. Just, tell Gregory he's an idiot and I love him. But not all sappy and romantic. Say it while you hit him in the shoulder or something. Also, shoutout to my girl Lana Del Ray, ayy."
"I love you Gracie girl. I hope to see you soon my beloved child."











