Pasta Man

He/Him/His (Femboy) | Artist/Entertainer | Pan | Really Cool :sunglasses: Hiiiii!!! I'm Pasta Man, aka Linguini Guy, aka... i've done this joke before on... every platform I'm on. I have a lot of names... I do traditional Let's Play vids, just like the olden days of YouTube, inspired by the likes of Chuggaconroy and Proton Jon!! I also do art, animation, modding, other stuff, but Let's Plays are what I've been wanting and trying to do for years. Yeah!!... Also... don't repost my art anywhere without my permission. Just ask, and I'll let you know... don't do that. That's not cool.

[linguiniguy]

i wish i had cool friends to do cool TTRPGs with they're all too uncool and dislike the idea of roleplaying in the roleplaying game

[linguiniguy]

i feel like the popularization of the term "slop" has done infinitely more harm than good. all it is now is just one of many get-out-of-jail-free cards for avoiding critical thought why bother articulating any opinion on anything when you can say it's slop now

[ryebreadgf]

once I snorted a fat line of nuance and everything started depending. watch out

[linguiniguy]

I forget that posting exists so I've just kinda been spending the past 2 or so weeks just scrolling through tumblr like "heh. these funny text bubbles are so weird. who makes these"

[systlin]

Getting down on my knees and thanking the humans who invented dishwashers and washing machines.

[ihonestlydontknowwhattocallthis]

InsNe that dishwashers are more efficient and easier than just washing them manually but they also use less water. It’s a win win situation

[systlin]

They ALSO sterilize dishes, due to operating at a far higher temperature than human hands could ever tolerate. It's a win every way.

[systlin]

Made this post about 15 minutes after the repair guy who fixed the pump on my dishwasher packed up his tools and left, as the dishwasher was whirring along doing my dishes from that morning.

He said the exact same thing, which I did not know before that, so spreading this knowledge.

[swagophile]

important reminder that most people you follow online are significantly lamer than you think they are including me. and if you feel insecure comparing yourself to someone online: DON'T. theyre probably also lame and weird. most people on the internet are

[most-sane-classicist]

reblog if you're also lame and weird.

[menherafag]

party games as a genre are doomed to fail until we standardize a guest pass system for online play. Imagine if you were playing a board game irl and everyone who wanted in had to buy their own copy. That's ridiculous. The genre peaked when couch co-op was still supreme and now Dokapon Kingdom has been on steam for years but it doesn't matter cuz it's like $40 a person or some shit and nobody wants to do that

[silenthillmutual]

"woah they must have been on drugs when they made this!" "uhm this is clearly the author's latent fetish" "chill out its not that deep" <- the trinity of uncreative, incurious, boring as fuck responses to art and argument

[lakevida]

i bet the pain will end if i arrange a perfect enough sentence about it

[desk-drawerr]

Artfight Attack #4

Sulumedo by @pezurkle

[linguiniguy]

Artfight seems so cool. wish i didnt have a drawing rate of 1* per 2 months (*this is rounded up, it's more like 0.75 drawings per 2 months)

[sonichedgeblog]

[linguiniguy]

everytime i make up an entire game system and set of mechanics literally just so that i can balance them for fun i feel like the weirdest person ever and that's entirely because i don't know anyone that would find it even one tenth as interesting as i do

[clownfactories]

there should be a second pride month in fall or winter for people who have heat intolerance. no other reason.

[anarchistmemedistro]

[vitabreva]

[linguiniguy]

i haven't posted in a while and it's entirely because i tried to play deltarune chapter 5, got locked out of content because i didn't spare every enemy in chapter 4, and now i've realized that i gotta replay all of deltarune because i missed that one thing (plus i don't remember a damn thing that happens) so i'm in a limbo where i'm avoiding tumblr cuz i don't wanna get spoiled, but i also really don't feel like playing all of deltarune all over again