unsee ya later

Jay or Max (whichever you’d prefer) //non-binary//omni// they/them// Catch me simping over Minecraft Youtubers// welcome to this fresh hell, enjoy your stay

[linhardtsbitch]

My main has become the crackhead side blog,,,

[linhardtsbitch]

So i mean, mcyt, eh?

[linhardtsbitch]

Not to be weirdchamp on main, but hi mutuals, how we doin, sorry I have stopped existing, still love you

[maiirinsgale-deactivated2026010]

when I said “lol imagine if maz koshia was playable in aoc” I was KIDDING 😃 wonder how jay feels about this 🤔

[linhardtsbitch]

WHAT THE FUCK

[linhardtsbitch]

Hey! Hey movie makers!! You can make movies about gay people that have plots other than them being gay.

[linhardtsbitch]

Not ded i promise

[linhardtsbitch]

Not me sleeping through my classes half the time...

[maiirinsgale-deactivated2026010]

pussy talented it speedrun botw

[linhardtsbitch]

Should i be pussy chat?

[linhardtsbitch]

Guys @mikasbitch hasn’t posted about FE in days, point and laugh

[linhardtsbitch]

I really thought this was a shit post, but no, it’s just a fuckin add

[linhardtsbitch]

Maybe go "shopping" in a small downtown area? I love walking around silly little tourist shops and antique stores! We could run around finding overpriced decorations that we thought were pretty, or taking any and all free samples of candy we can find! We could rum around these little stores trying to find objects that remind us of each other to show off! Maybe I'd buy you your favorite candy and we'd leave downtown holding hands as the sun sets

Im legit gonna cry this is such a good date idea, that being said, wanna go out with me?

[smoozie]

Reblog to receive an ask of what kind of date I would take you on based off of your vibes

[Minors only please]

[linhardtsbitch]

✌️-you’re awesome

🌸-you’re attractive

♬-I wish we were close

Awww thank you, I can promise I’m not all that attractive, but feel free to message me whenever. I can’t promise that I’ll answer right away but I’m down to talk with lots of people

[lagomorphas]

♂: I am a boy who has a crush on you

♀: I am a girl who has a crush on you

⭐: I am a nonbinary person who has a crush on you

✂: Just delete your tumblr already

✌: You’re awesome

♡: I love your blog

❁: You’re beautiful

🌸: You’re attractive

✓: I hate you

☹: You’re ugly

☀: I want to fuck you

♬: I wish we were close

♧: I wish we were friends in real life

☆: I relate to a lot of the same things you go through

☮: You inspire me

☾: We should kiss maybe if you wanna that’d be great

✖: I would give you the greatest hug

★: I’m scared to talk to you but I think you’re great

∇: You’ve changed urls/icons so much that I don’t remember who you are

○: I don’t remember why I follow you

☄: I wish I could help you but I’m not sure how

✨: You’ve taught me things

⚓️: I wish you’d take better care of yourself

©: You’re a bit problematic

™: You’re a cinnamon roll

❄️: I cherish you

🌙: Please post more

💫: We don’t talk much but I wouldn’t mind being your friend

♪: You’re very talented

∀: I don’t understand

[batpeggy21]

Include the meaning pls

[catbxy]

Feel free

[linhardtsbitch]

I have some curiosity, lemme know

[linhardtsbitch]

Jay stop being gay on main challenge: failed

[linhardtsbitch]

So i got a bearded dragon two days ago (i love him very much, his name is iroh) but anyway, fun fact, my parents are divorced and they live in separate houses. Since i can only see iroh when at my mom’s my dad sent me a text. He asked me if i wanted to get a nanny cam for iroh. Being the sensible person i am I obviously said yes. It is arriving friday, i am getting a nanny cam to see my dragon while i am away.

(Here’s a picture of him)

[linhardtsbitch]

Pffft, Iroh looks so weird w/out his head spikes, like,,, bro your head so tiny

[linhardtsbitch]

My existance is inconsequential and I forgot about my tumblr for a month, hello homos