uhhhhhhhhh

@isabellesuggests

doomguy-suggestion

Punch a bipedal bull.

punch a lynel!!!!

#doomguy suggestion

I ate like 20 and still hunger, what now?

fuckin die i guess

#answered

Bees are annoying, they always attack me and they hog all of that sweet honey all to themselves

#botw #link suggestion #loz #smash suggestion #ssb #ssbu

bruh same, tho it’s fun to sick em on bokoblins

#good boy wolf link

eat 13 raw hotpockets

maybe one more if ur still hungry

Dude...Duuude why ya blushin dude?

idk you tell me

#answered

kirby-suggestions

Try eating a fruit today!

Instructions unclear. Twilight realm is now accessible. Ganondorf has returned

instructions unclear. accidentally released nightmare onto dreamland

samus-aran-the-hunter

Instructions unclear. Planet exploded.

reaper-suggestions

Instructions unclear. Death is trying to file a lawsuit.

doomguy-suggestion

Instructions unclear. System32 has been deleted.

—VEGA

s-t-a-l-k-e-r-suggestion

Instructions unclear. Stuck in an anomaly

nesssuggestion

Instructions unclear, my soul is trapped in a robot.

androgynous-ponytail-hero

instructions unclear. raid hyrule castle only with stick

WHO THE FUCK ARE YOUUUUUUU

“Who are YOU? I don’t recall having a shadow counterpart. What sort of Water Temple did you crawl out of?”

#androgynous ponytail hero

i crawled out of a weird bathtub in a dank cave so...

Would you like to be even closer with Midna? I've been working on an alchemy project..

She rides on my back in wolf form and is literally part of my shadow when in hylian form. I don’t need to be closer, no thank you. I’m scared what you would respond with if I accepted

#samus aran the hunter #answered

I KNOW WHERE THIS IS GOING I’VE SEEN FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST DONT ACCEPT NO MATTER WHAT

#good boy wolf link

Hey... did you know that Samus is actually a woman? Like under all the armor... Samus is a girl.

@samus-aran-the-hunter what’s in your pants

Optimal problem solving technique: Stab.

another is to blow things up

#answer

weirdmageddon

kirby and link are my favorite crossover friendship. its just intrinsically good

weirdmageddon

kirby: “poyo”

link: “hyah”

solidarity achieved

weirdmageddon

@kirby-suggestions we’re best friends

tachibana-tenshi

Zelda’s original rejected design for Smash Ultimate

@solid-snakegestions WHY DID U GIVE HER A GUN

solid-snakegestions-blog

Why are you yelling at me? She looks so happy!

@zelda-suggestion @witch-mom-bayonetta

I love happy Zelda! Good for her!

@link-suggestion Are you trying to imply mages can’t be trusted with guns?

no but zelda is legally not allowed to hold a gun

Why the hell not?

bc i said so

Sorry bathtub boy, Zelda is the monarch around here. She makes the rules.

And even if she doesn’t, screw the rules. I’m a fucking Umbra Witch. You think I care about your mortal laws?

zelda-suggestion

fuck you link i do what i want and that´s shooting shit with bayonetta and her wives

im sorry pls dont hurt me

tachibana-tenshi

Zelda’s original rejected design for Smash Ultimate

@solid-snakegestions WHY DID U GIVE HER A GUN

solid-snakegestions-blog

Why are you yelling at me? She looks so happy!

@zelda-suggestion @witch-mom-bayonetta

I love happy Zelda! Good for her!

@link-suggestion Are you trying to imply mages can’t be trusted with guns?

no but zelda is legally not allowed to hold a gun

Why the hell not?

bc i said so

tachibana-tenshi

Zelda’s original rejected design for Smash Ultimate

@solid-snakegestions WHY DID U GIVE HER A GUN

solid-snakegestions-blog

Why are you yelling at me? She looks so happy!

@zelda-suggestion @witch-mom-bayonetta

I love happy Zelda! Good for her!

@link-suggestion Are you trying to imply mages can’t be trusted with guns?

no but zelda is legally not allowed to hold a gun

yournewlodger

this post was made by ace attorney gang

anonguy3000

I like how Lucas is the only one that is innocent

Wild needs a longer list, he’s definitely guilty of arson. Multiple times

Samus made an honest mistake. She doesn’t always know about the sidewalk laws

I’m tempted to start calling @kirby-suggestions mr vore crimes but he’s so wholesome I wouldn’t be able to keep at it

Luigi only did that the first time but he has since got his license

As for @zelda-suggestion @younglink-suggetion @toonlink-suggestion and ganon? All accurate

a-mysterious-anom-girl

“I w-wonder what the Smash gang thinks of a-all this?”

@witch-mom-bayonetta

@samus-aran-the-hunter

Ok I made a reblog about that but tumblr apparently ate it. I’ll make it again I guess.

@link-suggestion needs a longer list. Arson. Several times.

@samus-aran-the-hunter made an honest mistake. We can’t expect her to know all of our sidewalk laws

Dark samus probably knows not to jaywalk but does it anyways. In front of a police officer. She deserves the jail time

@yoshisuggestions is accurate

I’m tempted to call @kirby-suggestions mr vore crimes as a joke but he’s so wholesome that I wouldn’t be able to do it

@luigismustache only did that the first time and it was in self defense. He got a license after. He’s innocent. Free him

As for sheik, @zelda-suggestion ganondorf, @younglink-suggetion and @toonlink-suggestion ? All accurate

kirby-suggestions

Oh silly Link, there are no crimes, vore or otherwise, if you can singlehandedly beat up and subsequently befriend all forms of government on the planet!

Sometimes I find you adorable and wholesome. Sometimes I fear you. There’s no in between