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Jake: ...
Jake: then what was it about?
Jake: first, im not a monkey guy, my family's gorillas. And second, I didnt mean to say that, not like that. and its not like an offense thing I just didnt want you to think I thought you slept around a lot! and its totally cool if you! or dont! its your body!
Jake: ...im gonna put my foot in my mouth and just be quiet now
Link: It's more fun not telling you and having you assume I'm talking about anal tbh.
Link: You didn't mean to say "Ur obvs not a virgin, dude, no offense"? Weird, because that's somehow exactly what you typed on accident. Wild! My autocorrect never steers me that wrong lol.
Link: You're going to need to work on that latent judgement there lol. It's 2019, wake up and smell the sex-positivity!









