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What do you mean I get to see this sweet baby boy again?! The world is trash and I never get anything I want, no one is going to make me any less excited about this with their sour grapes and complaining and moaning and ‘it’s gonna ruin the-‘ shut it. Shush. I’m pinching your lips together with my fingers if you even start.

I live in the epicenter of diarrhea lettuce and wild fires, we can’t breathe and we can’t stop shitting ourselves let me have this one thing.

#I wanna cry every time I think about him being back #I hope they do right by him #but either way I’m so happy he’s back #brett goldstein #roy kent #ted lasso

#jamie tartt #Roy Kent #Ted lasso #incorrect quotes #phil dunster #brett goldstein

#roy kent #brett goldstein #ted lasso #incorrect quotes

My deepest thoughts from the new trailer:

Roy/Brett’s happy face where his eyes disappear is maybe my favorite thing in the whole world.

what’s this fucking face?

“My favorite kind of acting is, you know, face acting.”

Nailed it sweetie.

#brett goldstein #roy kent #ted lasso #ted lasso season 4 #ted lasso apple tv

My booooooooys. I’m so happy Roy isn’t the person who’s upset Ted is back I was so nervous.

#brett goldstein #roy kent #ted lasso #jason sudeikis #ted lasso apple tv #ted lasso season 4

#roy kent #jamie tartt #roy x jaime #brett goldstein #ted lasso

I worry he will someday try to scrub his pre fame silly boy antics from the internet and I just…can’t let that happen.

#brett goldstein #roy kent #ted lasso #comedy #wanna bite him #big arms #perfect peach #gymnast girl

Daddy?

#brett goldstein #alexandra daddario #escorted #amazon tv

Please enjoy these aggressively watermarked pics and clip from I am assuming Escorted and all I have to say is.

Slutty.

Little.

Glasses.

*That Adam driver gif of him yelling more*

#brett goldstein #escorted #slutty little glasses

Rando pics that popped up last week. Can that old man sweater be any sluttier?

#brett goldstein #mo welch #Camille ucan #lou sanders #Brett’s slutty little backpack #Brett’s slutty little hat

Happy birthday to this fucking menace.

#brett goldstein #roy kent #ted lasso #happy birthday

No one even tries to stop the swearing anymore. Like, you all know what you’re getting when you invite him anywhere, just gotta figure it out. Even fucking jeopardy.

#so happy he gets to live his truth #don’t hide your light bretty boy #brett goldstein #roy kent #ted lasso #shrinking apple tv

I love his lil noises.

#I know he’s filming right now but I miss him #to the archives I go!#brett goldstein #roy kent #ted lasso

Sometimes I think I want to write fanfiction again but it’s so hard to feel like I’m getting the voices right. Then there are moments that I feel like I’ve really nailed the nuances of these complex, emotionally driven personages.

#it’s the most in character thing I’ve written in my entire life #there’s also a scene where Jamie shoves Roy and Roy says it’s a hate crime #“’you can’t call it a hate crime every time we fight’#“oh yes I fucking can #roy kent #jamie tartt #Roy x Jamie #ted lasso #fanfiction

#same.#roy kent #jamie tartt #ted lasso #brett goldstein #phil dunster #roy x jaime

YOU GUYS

#my mind is blank #seriously if you don’t have the Patreon and want to ask something I will submit it #brett goldstein #nothing will top hot dog fingers or hot dog penis #roy kent #ted lasso #films to be buried with

omegatartt

Liked a royjamie edit on TikTok and halfway through the video the song randomly cuts off and is replaced by AI Roy Kent voice singing the lyrics…..like oh okay let me take my like back actually….😭😭😭!!!!!!

linnyb1234

Between liking too much World Cup stuff and also liking stuff about boys kissing I have inadvertently created a tik tok algorithm that is mostly ai videos of footballers kissing each other.

It makes me think Roy would see ai gens of him and Jamie making out and would be infuriated and march onto the pitch after a win and kiss Jamie full on the mouth then do a press conference like, “now you don’t need that ai slop, do you know how bad that shit is for the environment??” And an indignant Jamie yelling, “you tongue kissed me on tv for the environment?! That’s…actually, that’s pretty hot.”

#he makes the press sit through a PowerPoint #pheobe helped him make it #Roy Kent:environmentalist #Jamie Tartt #Ted lasso #Roy Kent #Brett Goldstein #phil dunster #World Cup

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