lyssa

the not always sunny podcast available on youtube now!

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so dennis picked mandy up in north dakota with 21 written in sharpie on his forehead. we all concur on that, right

[honey-and-vinegar-realty]

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the always sunny gang ranked by how fun they would be to smoke a blunt with:

5. mac. absolutely terrible. he’s going to be talking about jesus and bodybuilders the Entire Time. say goodbye to a relaxing easy high cause he will be Stressing Me Out. only movie he will watch with me is predator. nightmare blunt rotation hall of fame.

4. dee. tbh i don’t think she’d be that bad, but she’d probably just talk on and on about her acting ‘career’. she wouldn’t be a bad smoking buddy but i doubt relaxing properly will be an option with how chaotic she is. i would like to make out with her and feed her snacks though.

3. dennis. have you seen how giggly and soft he gets when high? this is his nicest form by Far. probably just gonna be an evening of munchies and stoned movie commentary but that’s not a bad time to me at all.

2. frank. i don’t even care that he would bring a gun to my house. i am going to hear the best stoned thoughts of my entire life. this man’s life story was designed for the sole purpose of being listened to by a dangerously stoned teenager. he is shakespeare and i am a lowly groundling, along for the ride. god help me. this is all i want in life.

1. charlie. you can’t tell me that smoking with charlie isn’t going to be an unparalleled experience. if he can stay awake, then the stoned thoughts i’m going to hear that day will shake me to my core. i will be so overstimulated that i will hear new colours. charlie kelly you will always have a place on the dream blunt rotation.

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twitter down tumblr glitching how should i kill myself

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i actually agree with something glenn said for once. link to what he’s talking about here:

[sunnytastic]

dennis is the type of person who would ask "would you still love me if i was a worm?" and get angry when mac doesn't understand the question

[denfucker]

mac would stare at him with the eyebrow furrow big eyes confused face and the conversation would go

mac: how. how did you get turned into one?

dennis: that's not the point, would you still love me if i was a worm?

mac: do worms even have feelings?? i dunno man, i dont wanna be in love with some worm that can't love me back... they die pretty fast too, right? and what if i step on you??? i don't wanna step on you, den! (pause.) unless you want me to...? is this a kink thing?

then dennis would punch him or something and storm off and mac would be standing there like 😟😟????

[emodennis]

some dennis memes for ya

[lipareynolds]

we read some macdennis fanfiction. i was dennis. it’s the proudest acting role of my life. subscribe to the not podcast

[ratcoffin69]

I didn’t have to say his name, you didn’t say his name either. together we contemplate the acute spiritual damage we have acquired on this website (affectionate <3)

[lipareynolds]

as we’re conversing it starts with me wearing the first shirt and as you talk i take it off to reveal the second underneath and this continues one by one like a hat inside a hat recurring gag 

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celebrate the 21st birthday of a thousand miles by vanessa carlton by listening to our podcast ep where i lose my mind over it

[gaydennisreynolds]

do I have to make a Rob Has A Huge Dick evidence post because literally I keep noticing and it is TORMENTING me

[gaydennisreynolds]

in a turtle's dream

How does one process something like this.

I first noticed in this gif (not mine). Look closely. And it appears to be flaccid...

I then noticed in this picture. He's literally holding it?????

And then in this video: https://at.tumblr.com/emodennis/708362664320139264/r40f14fq59cm

Sunnyblr, it's time to face the facts. Rob McElhenny has a giant sweaty hog that just won't quit.

[literatigeek]

There is also this damning evidence

[ratcoffin69]

[lipareynolds]

i’m so upset that i started this i wish i could take it back

[robinschbrtsky]

some glenn howerton gifs from the premiere of must love dogs (2005)

[lipareynolds]

rob’s cock is going viral on sunny tumblr today because i spent half an hour in twitter purgatory figuring out how to save that video from a deleted tweet and frankly i deserve a knighthood

[lipareynolds]

new podcast episode available on youtube! @szaryherbatnik <3

ps i poured my blood sweat n tears into this so please tell me im good tell me im good tell me im good tell me im good tell me im good tell me im good tell me i

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did the link not attach i will cry

lets try again

https://t.co/VVD2UtQaw2

[lipareynolds]

new podcast episode available on youtube! @szaryherbatnik <3

ps i poured my blood sweat n tears into this so please tell me im good tell me im good tell me im good tell me im good tell me im good tell me im good tell me i

[citymacs]

sketch of mcdn gals >:)

[szaryherbatnik]

The official sunny twitter is suddenly getting so much love from everyone here, and it's interacting with so many fans AND IM BLOCKED BY THEM !!!!!!

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szare i love you dearly but i need to point out that this is entirely your own fault 

[szaryherbatnik]

Respectfully fuck off lyssa what are you doing on my tumblr I thought it was a safe space away from your evil ways

[lipareynolds]

respectfully im in your walls and stealing your food