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America's Next Top Model All-Star// Crafty broad born from a glistening Cali Palmtree 🌴🙋🏼

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My 2016 herr. As @msisisking put it "Pumpkin Patch color" Love you girl! 🎃 #joke: If you have 13 apples in one hand and 10 oranges in the other, what do you have? -Big hands. (at The Hollywood Hills, Los Angeles)

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At @seanderlust's house enjoying life! Friends and Family is everything! Thx again Sean! Such an amazing mini vacay! ☀️☀️☀️ #joke: Can February march?- No, but April may. @castledaxel

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had no clue I dressed them the same. 🤓 my little family and my 🍻's ready to bust out of jail. Lol 📸: @dohertyemilyj we love you! #joke: mom: Are you talkig back to me?!" Son: "Well yeah, that's kinda how communication works." (at Los Angeles, California)

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I. CAN'T. 👼🏼👼🏼😱 #RIP 😖 #prince (at LA fitness Hollywood II)

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I've been meaning to do this! @nyledimarco #antmalumni is KILLING it on #dancingwiththestars and it makes my heart fart big time! He's not only deaf but he's also a fighter and getting perfect 10's on the show! I can't even imagine those who have lives with disabilities like these but one things for sure, I couldn't be prouder of him and his fight to the top and all the struggles, I'm sure, he has dealt with his whole life but I'm even prouder that he has educated small minded people as well. Kill it, Nyle! I'm also so proud to be part of the #ANTMalumni whom gave him a platform to showcase this talents to which as gotten him to school the world on #dancingwithTheStars. 🤘🏼💯🙌🏽👑🎓 I'm sure it's super bitter sweet. It brings tears to my eyes. #nyledimarco (at Los Angeles, California)

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I'm here!! #sacramento #ultimateladiesnightnout www.ultimateladiesdayout.com #fourandahalfmonthspregnant #lisadamato #antmalumni meet and greet in a half hour! 🤘🏼 (at Sacramento Elks Lodge #6)

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Hi Sacramento! I'm up in the business at #abc10 news #ultimateladiesdayout my meet and greet is at 1pm at the Elks lodge downtown. Come see me!! 💋 stylist: @retrospect_vintage_fashion make-up: @soseductivecosmetics hair: EyeBlushvip by@brownmy (at News 10)

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LiNK iN BiO: So excited to meet everyone in Sacramento! I'll be on Fox40 news tmrw morning promoting the awesome event I'm hosting: ultimateladiesdayout.com! My wardrobe is f-bombs amazing & I couldn't be more excited to meet all you beautiful queens. 👑👑👑 special thx to @marberry13 for having me & @retrospect_vintage_fashion for dressing me in all her fashions. Feelin' like a Queen myself. 👸🏼 (at Sacramento, California)

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Sacramento, I'll be there THIS Fri & Sat for this 💅🏽💝👸🏼👯💋💄👑 event! I'm super excited to meet everyone and celebrate eachother. That what girls SHOULD do. Can I get a hell yeah?! 😜 see you there. Tickets only $10! #joke: I went to a hot dog stand with my pet snake. I said," May I please have a hot dog for my snake?" The waitress replied, "I'm sorry, but we're all out of buns." I said, "My anaconda don't want none unless you've got buns, hun!" 🐍🌭 #ultimateladiesdayout #lisadamato #sacramento (at Sacramento, California)

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THiS KiD 👶🏼 @castledaxel eats the attention up. He loves it. We are blown away by our 2 yr old. One girl went and didn't put her hands on her hips and he told me she needed to do it again "like this" as he shows me his hands on his hips. He's a funny little dude. Special thx to #kiarabelen #bestalentgroup #poshkids #joke: Q: Why did the can crusher quit his job? Why did the can- crusher quit his job? -Because it was soda pressing. #babydaxel #independentbabies #babyswag #babymodel #babyrunway #kidsrunway #babybravery (at Culver City, California)

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Movie phoners look like this it's true incase you never knew. #joke: why do the french eat snails? -because they don't like fast food. 🐌. . . . Snapchat: lisa_damato

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Get the podcast app! The app & the weekly downloads are free! Episode 70 is up. There is nothing worse than not being able to make it to your own show until you become the butt of the jokes. Just over here tryin' not to die (preggo problems) But in all seriousness take a listen! @brendanvaughn and @allyschwaaa off beautifully per usual and it's hilarious. Great interview too. https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/lol.a.-w-lisa-damato/id914133198?mt=2#episodeGuid=99ce21bbc9642e3a162119a11e946bf4 (at Los Angeles, California)

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#RP @riverbabethreads me to a T. 🙌🏽 #joke: what is the biggest ant in the world? -an eleph-ant 🐘 duh #biggie (at Los Angeles, California)

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Go to kiddangerous.com and shop the kewlest shirts out there. Also, check out my lil kiddo @castledaxel killin' the modeling game. #babydaxel #2yearsold I'm all for kids just being kids but Daxel really enjoys taking pictures. He thinks it's really fun...soooo voíla 🙌🏽 (at Los Angeles, California)

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Dear Ms. Isis @msisisking, Darling 😂Your lovely AnTM Sis's @lexxeverett and I & the infamous @dohertyemilyj 🤘🏼#antmalumni #allstars #doubledutch (at Hollywood Sign)

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I snapped away today: follow me on the snap #snapchat: @lisa_damato Happy Easter Everyone! 🐇👒🤑🐇 #easterjoke: why don't you tell an Easter egg a joke? -because it might crack up! 🐣😂 (at Los Angeles, California)

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Look at that face! This was when I asked him to put on his diaper again after he went in the potty so we could go downstairs and I could make him breakfast. He replied "no mommy, I go peepee on the grass, k?" 👼🏼 @adamtroyfriedman #babydaxel #twoandahalf so funny! #mrpersonality #joke: What did the grape say when it was stepped on? -Nothing, it just let out a little wine. 🍷 (at Los Angeles, California)