Heffa Fuzzel

- lesbian • cis woman • she/her • Mainz, Germany • 1989s -

[heffafuzzel]

She-Ra

Adora: *grunts* You said lezbiaaaaan

Catra: I just said your name.

Adora: *being a full grown dork* LEZBIAAAAAAN

Catra: *sighs* ugh!

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Wynonna Earp

Nicole: You know, "Pitch Perfect" is just the perfect movie.

Waverly: Are you also into the Beca and Chloe story?

Nicole: Yeah. Most important because the song they were singing in the shower is-

Wavelery: SO. HOT! Oh my gosh. I was H-O-P-I-N-G they were going to make out. I was so sorry for that!

Nicole: me as well. But that's not what I meant-

Waverly: *comes closer to Nicole* You know what we could do?

Nicole: *whispers* I'm bulletproof

Waverly: *sighs* That song is my jam. My lady jam. Go on, Officer Hot.

Nicole: *pushs Waverly away* No. I mean. I am bulletproof. My vest? I am at work right now!

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First Kill

Cal: Go away! I can't take you anymore!

Juliette: *sniffs* I know you're ly-

Cal: Hear my heartbeat. I don't

Juliette: *listens* But -

Cal: No. I'm done.

Juliette: Can't believe we're fighting about Demi Lovato or Miley Cyrus again.

Cal: That's not a fight. I cannot believe you've forced me to choose! I mean... have you seen them? I can't!

Juliette: I was just asking whether to rewatch Camp Rock or the Hannah Montana movie. That's ridiculous!

Cal: Unbelievable! How dare you.

Juliette: *sighs* I'm done. Let's watch Pitch Perfect.

Cal: As long as we don't discuss the Beca and Chloe part.

Juliette: Oh my gosh. Just watch that movie with me as an excuse to make out!

[sonicallycohesive]

“So, here’s the thing about me. I’m never quite sure what kind of day is gonna be. Sometimes I wake up, and the whole day is good, and then… sometimes it’s not. And I don’t want you to see the not-good days, not yet. Because it can be a bit  too much for some people”/ “I get that. But you don’t have to worry, because it won’t be too much for me. No matter what kind of day it is”

[liloproductions]

How Robin would propose to Alice

Bonus:

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Wynonna Earp

*the wedding day*

Waverly: I do.

Doc: You can kiss your wife.

Nicole: Great. I have to reveal something before that.

Waverly: (confused) W-what?!

Nicole: I am pregnant. With triplets. Y-yeah.

Wynonna: (throws the glas of rum in the air) Finally! I knew she cannot be THAT perfect! Wu-hu! CHEERS Mrs Stairs!

Rachel: (in panic) What Am I than? Aunt? Sister? Half-Sister? Cousin? Friend?

Doc: (smiles)

Jeremy: Y-YEAH! MORE PEOPLE FOR OUR COMMUNITY!

Waverly: (blushs and kisses Nicole)

Nicole: (confused) O-okay?!

Waverly: I always knew, you were a miracle. MY miracle.

*Meanwhile Emily Andras in the background*

Emily Andras: Yeah, I made it! Again! Genius me. Now give me my whiteboard. I have to write the miracle birth!

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Wynonna Earp

Waverly: (texts Nicole) I miss you.

Nicole: (comes exhausted into the room) I miss you as well.

Waverly: (grins)

Nicole: (comes to Waves and kisses her on her forehead) But, babe, I just left the room 1 second ago.

Waverly: See. I cannot be without you.

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Wynonna Earp

*Someone from a newspaper outside of Purgatory is interviewing Waverly*

Newspaper: So, do you and your wife have special names for each other?

Waverly: Stairs. Kitchen. Frog. Mount Haught. That is actually my favorite at the moment. And when it gets ... well. When I am in the mood, it's chicken kicker.

Newspaper: Chicken kicker?

Waverly: (blushs) Gosh, yes. Wait. I have to text her that I miss her.

Newspaper: She was here 1 minute ago.

Waverly: That was before I was thinking about chicken kicker.

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She-Ra

*Catra is purring heavily*

Catra: (with closed eyes) I wish I could lie like this

forever.

Adora: Well, you cannot-

Catra: Why not?

Adora: I have to pee. And you lie on my chest.

Catra: And?

Adora: ugh. Isn't it obvious? I have to stand up!

Catra: (opens one eye and stares at Adora) And? I have claws. I can hang here AND you can go anywhere.

Adora: You never felt claws on your chest, don't you?

Catra: nope. But it sounds like fun.

[wynonnatheearp]

Kat and Dom talking about getting to wear Nicole’s seasons 1 uniform

[lesbianlenas]

I chose you, Waverly Earp, because I hadn’t seen anyone this in love since…forever.

[behbuh]

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Wynonna Earp

-- It's Halloween

Waverly: Why is there a giant shiny sword lying on our bed, baby?

Nicole: (meanwhile in the bathroom) WHAT?

Waverly: (yelling) WHY IS THERE A SWO-

*Nicole enters the room in a She-Ra Cosplay*

Waverly: (staring)

Waverly: (sighs with closed eyes)

Waverly: (quietly) yes.

Nicole: (going to the bed) The sword is part of my cosplay.

Waverly: Oh my gosh. I love it.

Nicole: I know, baby. But, what's yours?

*Waverly goes to the closet. She is searching for something. Turns around with some stuff in her hands.*

Waverly: This.

Nicole: Am I dying or are you going to wear a Sarah Lance cosplay tonight?

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The Prom

Emma: (just smiling at Alyssa)

Alyssa: (also smiling at Emma after The Prom has ended) So, what's next?

Emma: Dance with me

Alyssa: (smiling brighter than the sun) Of Course

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Once upon a time

Tilly: so. Here's thing about me. Some days are good. And some are not. And I don't want you to see the not good days. Because it can be too much for people.

Margot with a t: got it. But don't worry. It won't be too much for me.

Tilly: 🥰

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Motherland: Fort Salem

Scylla: So, what's next?

Raelle: I don't know.

Scylla: (thinking while cuddling Raelle) a life without fire would be nice.

Raelle: You mean, because you are hot enough to enlight every flame by yourself?

Scylla: (kissing Raelle's head) Kinda.

[violentlanes]

Nicole: How’s the sheriff department’s prettiest person doing today?

Waverly: I don’t know, how are you?

Nicole:

Nicole, voice cracks: Fine.

...

Wynonna, from across the room: I’m actually doing great, thanks!