dyke naberius tern

☆ he/she | world's no.1 jester | i have tlt rgu and dunmeshi brain worms but im still multifandom lol it's a mess ☆

[mothermara]

what if orpheus was butch and she unclipped her carabiner and held it out behind her and then eurydice clipped it onto her belt loop and then orpheus didnt have to look back because she could hear eurydice jingle jangling behind her. follow me for more dyke solutions to famous tragic literature

[lishenkaaa]

now that treefrey is confirmed everyone pls think about orufrey growing old together, with oru's turning white and qifrey's turning black

[maalidoesart]

u have asked u shall receive 🫶🏻

[adizzyninja]

Thinking over The Locked Tomb books and I love how clear it is that Thanergy, the magical death fuel for necromancy, is an inherently unsustainable energy. It’s meant to be this transitory little spark, a quick byproduct of the transition to death. Analogous to the way an actual fire burns out.

But it’s being artificially extended and induced in the entire solar system by one guy whose massive distaste for change is keeping everything held together and alive even when it totally shouldn’t be.

Just really appreciate how “necromancy as a rejection of change” is apparent in even the basic foundations of how the magic works.

[the-von-and-only]

this is also expressed in the way lyctorhood works! the lyctors are all shown to be haunted by their cavaliers, forever altered and changed! the only way to gain a near infinite source of thanergy is to bind someone to you forever in an inherently unbalanced exchange. lyctors don’t grow old, they don’t change. they are alive when they shouldn’t be because they have made it impossible for themselves to move on.

[yoursoftmachine]

my d.b. cooper theory is that the rapture happened while he was falling and he was the only christian worthy of heaven

[orteil42]

been reposting my tumblr posts on bluesky. don't tell those chumps i'm feeding them my leftovers lmao

[spectrumspace]

[fawntastic]

Who gave commander wake Facebook access???? (Unblurred + OG under cut)

[kristybluebird]

It's not enough! IT'S STILL NOT ENOUGH! Why do you always look at me like that? Why? WHY WON'T YOU ADMIT HOW YOU REALLY FEEL!

[lishenkaaa]

john gaius:

[okunichh]

living with the dental teeth

that do not belong to me

[tasaq]

[cybersodas]

I thought of this one scene from RGU and thought “…what if they All turned into chuchus”

[ventibesito]

mis madres <333

[beyourghost]

and obviously you find yourself thinking oh i do wish i could get severed to do this one thing. would you actually maybe not. but you do wish you didn't have to undergo medical procedures you do wish you didn't have to do the things that give you anxiety you do wish you didn't have to do tedious tasks that barely even require you to be present for them. it's tempting. that's why the premise works. but the premise is also that somebody has to do it. somebody has to go to the dentist and somebody has to get on that plane and somebody has to write those thank you notes. just like somebody has to clean the house and somebody has to harvest the food you eat and somebody has to make the clothes you wear. you can't eliminate inconvenience you can only delegate it. you can't eliminate suffering you can only delegate it. and always the easiest way to live with this is to see that somebody as less than. less than you less than people. and if that somebody has to wear your body to do it well maybe it's not all that different. they're not a person. you are. it's capitalism all the way down baby

[snufkinofficial]

my gf said something sooo insane about helly the other day and i cannot stop thinking about it. she was like. helena and helly’s relationship is almost maternal. the way helena created helly as an extension of herself, to serve her interests, to try and impress her own family. she scolds helly, talks down to her like a child. “i understand you’re unhappy with the life you’ve been given” “i am a person, you are not”. the way she envies and resents helly’s freedom. the way she feels entitled to helly’s life and is now living vicariously through her in the most literal sense. what if you created life and now they’re experiencing the things you’ve always wanted for yourself. what if you created life and they were flawed and loud and demanding and they were loved more than you’ve ever been. and you hated them for it. the mother/daughterisms are insane my girlfriend is insane

[notedchampagne]

each house gets one rendering style the economy is dire

[krscblw-2]

the sun and the stars 🌙✨