Being Jod is so much harder than it looks
For one thing you can’t let people know your name is John because then they go what we live in a universe where people have the coolest names and you’re John but then you have to explain that’s because you’re a regular guy who can enter spaces, you’re a regular guy who can enter a room, you’re a regular guy who can do that transaction, you’re a regular guy who can answer the phone, you’re a regular guy who knows what sleep is, you’re a regular guy who knows how to wake up, you’re a regular guy who knows how to move through space, you’re a regular guy who knows what it means to be you, but you also did eat all the planets in the solar system and killed everyone I’m just a contradictory guy













