I'M ELEGANT...RAWR!

Alysa. 25 years old. New York. Loved by my family, friends, and boyfriend. All my likes and interests.

[lifeofaliceai]

[z-ndjenja]

[z-ndjenja]

[just-r-connection]

Le migliori gif da GIPHY!

[hell-heron]

Original text: I pray thee, good Mercutio, let’s retire.                            The day is hot; the Capulets, abroad;                            And if we meet we shall not ’scape a brawl,                            For now, these hot days, is the mad blood stirring

No fear Shakespeare:

(x)

[probably-a-velociraptor]

The Holy Trinity

[denisvileneuve]

Hela, Thor and Loki + being siblings extra

[mxnrique]

me: i hate country music

shania twain: let’s go girls!

me:

[littleturtleduck]

me: i hate country music

carrie underwood: right now, he’s probably-

me: 

[madsrocketship]

Me: I hate country music 

Beyoncé: daddy’s little girl 

Me:

[mxnrique]

me: i hate country music

dolly parton: jolene jolene jolene jooooleeeeeeeeene

me:

[black-sadness]

me: i hate country music

Lady Antebellum: It’s a quarter after one!

me:

[sunnytaughtyou]

This is just so accurate.

[bort-the-champion-of-bears-deac]

why the fuck is Beyonce on here though

[mxnrique]

BECAUSE DADDY LESSONS IS A COUNTRY SONG AND YOU WILL LEARN TO FUCKING DEAL

[bort-the-champion-of-bears-deac]

or its not so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[mxnrique]

well it is. so u gon just have to deal

[bort-the-champion-of-bears-deac]

don’t have to deal if there’s nothing to deal so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[appalachian-racist-deactivated2]

It absolutely is not a fucking country song

[mxnrique]

[almondkittie]

Bless this post!!! DRAG THEM!!!

[rejectedprincesses]

How champion Olympian Risako Kawai thanked her coach

(I love goofy Olympic moments like these)

[2002hondacivicwithac]

The only time it was appropriate to slam an old Japanese man to the ground TWICE

[princessesfanarts]

Jedi Princesses 

Bonus : Sith Ursula 

[socialjusticeprincesses]

Reblogging this because I just noticed that Ariel has robot legs and that is 👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼

[stream]

Lil Nas X - Old Town Road (I Got The Horses In The Back)

[animusrox]

[pocmemes]

[wakandamama]

[stream]

[cyborgsmanifesto]

dealing with the worst case scenario

your condom breaks

you feel a lump on your breast

your friends are ignoring you

you’re stranded on an island 

you got rejected by a crush

you get into a car accident

you got stung by a bee/wasp

you got fired from your job

you’re in an earthquake

your tattoo gets infected

your house is on fire

you’re lost in the woods

you get arrested abroad

you get robbed

your partner cheated on you

you’re on a ship that’s sinking

you fall into ice

you’re stuck in an elevator

you hit a deer with your car

you have food poisoning

your pet passed away

you fall off of a horse

you or your friend has alcohol poisoning

you have toxic shock syndrome

your house has a gas leak

[4velitta4]

I feel like this could be useful in my future

[astrologypixies-deactivated2016]

REBLOG THIS. I CANNOT STRESS HOW IMPORTANT THIS GUIDES ARE, BOOST THIS SHIT

[getupoffyourcassbutt]

If I don’t reblog this one of these things is definitely going to happen to me

[assyrianjalebi]

[everythingkimpossible]

😂

[dogshame]

[dcmultiverse]

“Shazam! is one of very few superhero characters, that is genuinely stoked to be a superhero. More often than not, you’ve got a character who is begrudgingly pulled into this and everybody needs them and they’re like “Oh, I have to save the world again.” Billy Batson is stoked!” - Zachary Levi as Billy Batson/Shazam!