The cat threw up and it landed in my mouth!! Is it my birthday?

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@dogshame
The cat threw up and it landed in my mouth!! Is it my birthday?
Vendo mis bebes para pagar los LV que destruí.
(I'm selling y babies to pay for the LV that I destroyed.)
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I sory fur kilin yer chikin.
I just ate fresh cat poop and tried to lick my mums face. She said it made her throw up in her mouth a little.
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