Do Big Things

I like to think of myself as both respectful and a little dirty 

[that-edm-life]

[olive2004]

i can’t stop thinking about this

[listsandlove]

I just realized at some point I stopped liking musicals.

I haven’t listened to one in months. I have no interest to see any.

Thats it.

Life is good beyond that.

[midnightvrose]

[black-nata]

me @ my last brain cell

[spicymemesociety]

[peehat]

(to the tune of uptown girl) uptown rat. he wears a very silly pointy hat

[donkeykongsixtyfour]

[zootycoon-archive]

[brodnork]

why am i being threatened

[kazoo-goddess]

Visit Original Link

Years ago, a friend of mine told me that I couldn’t make a mashup of ‘Space Jam’, ‘Ice Ice Baby’, and ‘Don’t Stop Believing’. Being me, I felt it completely necessary to prove them wrong.

Welcome to the dumpster fire.

[theluminousnight]

I had a near death experience once and I’m pretty sure I heard this at the gates of hell

[listsandlove]

I’m actually crying

[bi-arikado-deactivated20200601]

Visit Original Link

[presidentark]

what order are you even supposed to read this in?

[bi-arikado-deactivated20200601]

I don’t fucking know my man

[ahdok]

The answer to your question is actually “you’re not” - this is only 1/3 of the whole sign, and you need all of it to be able to read it sensibly. But, before you start thinking “oh well, I guess that’s not so bad then” - Here is the entire thing, with a handy guide to show you how to read it.

[salty-red-mage]

[bigwordsandsharpedges]

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via Logan Rinser)

[lntelligent]

“Not All Men” you’re right. Kevin Spacey would never do this

[crazyclowntime]

As it turns out, Kevin Spacey would in fact do this

[horsecrash]

This fuckin aged like milk

[positronicpussy]

WHAT

[odin-n-out]

[everythingfox]

This is so dramatic

[anubianpagan]

[bonkalore]

[tastefullyoffensive]

Spoopy.

[catsbeaversandducks]

“We are so lucky to have a human like Terry. Terry just came along one day and introduced himself. He said he’d like to brush cats. Eventually it became everyday. He brushes all of the cats, and can tell you about all of their likes and dislikes. He also accidentally falls asleep most days. We don’t mind - Cats need this! Terry is a wonderful volunteer.” 

❤️ 🐾

Via Safe Haven Pet Sanctuary Inc.

[burymeinpink-remade-deactivated]

i eat a lot of bread because it’s soft and i deserve it. also i am gorgeous

[heavensickness]

[trashfirefallon-deactivated2019]

I wonder if there’s a sea food place called Prawn Shop

[wendihoe]

The world wasn’t ready