Um So Kindergarten Is My Entire Life Now?

Cindy’s a bitch and I love her for it Soimkindofobsessed kindergarten the game shitposts

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y’all imma delete this post later but i’m just really excited because i’m going to be sharing some basic stuff about my kindergarten oc and i love her a lot🥺🥺 she’s just an adorable baby and i love her

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me getting back into the kindergarten because i’m finally going to get the game? more likely than you think!

im not gone yet! can’t get rid of me that easy! and i’m thinking of making a killing game au for kindergarten but of course i’d have to make custom sprites and i can’t art yet so it might take a bit.

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Welcome back, friend!!!

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thank you!!!!🥺

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me getting back into the kindergarten because i’m finally going to get the game? more likely than you think!

im not gone yet! can’t get rid of me that easy! and i’m thinking of making a killing game au for kindergarten but of course i’d have to make custom sprites and i can’t art yet so it might take a bit.

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So guys I know I said the fic would be up this week... but I got some new ideas and stuff so like whoops... it should be up by Saturday night or Sunday afternoon. I’m so sorry about this but I’ll try really hard to get it up

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I made some memes

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Carla: gets into an argument

Carla (to self): okay this is okay, calm, be calm

Carla:

Carla:

Carla: I changed my mind let’s blow shit up

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So I actually like this so that’s nice:) it’s not as cluttered as the old ones so I guess I’m pretty happy with it and down there’s the one without text

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I may or may not be making the kindergarteners as Pokémon trainers instead of making textposts for my Carla aesthetic

OMG WHILE WRITING THIS I JUST REALIZED I CAN POST THE CARLA AESTHETIC ON HERE:)

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Actual writing (not outlining!) has officially started on the Kindergarten fic y’all! I’ll probably have the first chapter out in around a week (I still have to finish up the outline and make a cover and stuff)! I have two pages written of the first chapter so far and I’m really excited about this:) I’ll post a link on my Tumblr and my insta as soon as I upload it.

Also a quick disclaimer don’t worry if your favourite starts out as an absolutely terrible person in the first bit of the first chapter! They will be humanized and (probably) will be redeemed!!!

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In gym class:

Teacher: Hey Kid!

Teacher: Stop holding hands!

*Confused looks from everyone*

Teacher: With Billy!

Teacher: You can do that in your own time!

This isn’t that funny but this happened in real life with some dudes on my team and it was actually hilarious so I want to immortalize the moment by posting it here:)

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Hey guys I have an idea:) we could start a thread with our favourite Kindergarten let’s plays on YouTube so it’ll be easier for us to find them maybe?? Idk???

I’ll start off tho

The GTLive lets play is absolutely legendary

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Ted and Felix: *arguing*

Ted:You know what fuck you bitch I don’t need any of your help>:(

Ted:

Ted:

Ted:SCREAMS

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So these are direct quotes from the fic I’m writing:)

Cindy: we sit together everyday at lunch

Cindy:why don’t we talk more

Felix looking in rear view mirror: because if anyone saw us close to each other they’d be blinded by our beauty

Ted: NO THEYD BE BLINDED BY YOUR FUCKIN VANITY

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Felix: You know if Cindy and I were to get together I bet we’d be the most attractive couple in North America

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Cindy: Felix your ears are pink again

Felix’s entire face goes red then goes flying off like a volcano he’s so red

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That last one isn’t but like Felix’s ears turn pink when he’s embarrassed or uncomfortable and it’s cute

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Felix:SCREAMS SO FUCKING LOUD IT COULD WAKE UP A COUNTRY

Ted walking in looking like a zombie: Felix what the fuck it’s so early in the morning time doesn’t even exist why are you up

Felix: Time is a social construct. So is money, my life is worthless what’s the point of anything. I’ve spent my entire life in persuit of money and in the end it’s all worthless

Ted: what’s the real issue

Felix:

Felix: wdym that sounds like a pretty real issue to me

Ted: you have this exact same breakdown every week and you have never once screamed that loud

Ted:what is it

Felix: my last red bull just ran out and there’s none left in the fridge

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Incorrect Kindergarten Quotes

Monty: How long does it take until you start hallucinating from sleep deprivation?

Ted: Um... I don't kn-

Felix: 38 hours.

Ted: Why do you-

Felix: There's a clown behind you.

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Jerome: *Stubs toe*

Carla: Dude, you good?

Jerome, in a high pitched voice: Yeah, I'm fine.

Jerome, outside in the front yard: aaaAAAAAAAAAAA-

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Ms. Applegate: tHat'S IT, GET ON TOP OF THE FRIDGE. GOT ON TOP OF THE FRIDGE RIGHT NOW.

Ozzy: thIS SCHOOL IS A FUCKING NIGHTMARE-

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Penny: Isn't it too hot to be wearing a leather jacket?

Ted, attempting to impress her: Yeah but it makes me look cool.

Penny: No... it makes you look sick.

Ted: Sick as hell, I know.

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Carla, wasted and pointing at Monty: thAT'S MY BOYFRIEND BITCHES-

Monty: Carla, I'm your fiancé.

Carla: MY FIANCÉ, EVEN BETTER!

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Kid: *Drops his Hydro-flask*

Every student, even the ones upstairs: Sksksksksksksksksksk

Every adult: What the fuck-

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Felix: It's either big or go home.

Ted: Felix, I'm begging you, for once in our lives go home.

Felix: i'M goING BIG-

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Lily: Is this water or perfume?

Nigget: *Chugs the entire bottle*

Lily:

Billy:

Kid:

Nugget: Nugget says it's perfume.

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Cindy, attempting to sing: When there's too much drama at school, all you gotta do is, walk awAYAYAYAY~

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Kid, on his 384th run of C.F.: What's up demons, it's me, ya boi.

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Felix: It's gotten to the point as to where I'm so fluent in sarcasm I don't even know when I'm being serious.

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Ted: My G.P.S. just told me that I'll get to my destination in 20 minutes.

Ted: Bitch I am tall, gay, and caffinated I will see you in ten.

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You are literally an icon and absolutely fucking hillarious this is the pinicle of comedy you absolute legend

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I don’t really like this,,, I’ll make another one some day I guess... I can’t really figure out what’s wrong with it and I can’t think of much to put on here:( I hope y’all don’t think it’s too bad but I’ll try to make better content soon:(((

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Felix slams his head into the desk:

Monty: you too?

Felix: grunts aggressively

Monty: I know right

Monty: I hate it when I make illegal buissness deals and the people I’m dealing with don’t format their emails properly

Felix: grunts in agreement

Ted: does anyone want tea? Or is it a bad time?