BRANCHWHISPERER

[thebranchans]

Since @michealmores is finally in office, we should probably have that meeting we've been meaning to have for- .. two months.

@sabadoofthehalls @chimechimechimegoesthebell @orangemannnnn @inyourwallsssss @knockonthedoorknob @jolene-xoxo @ttbsparrow @larrytherestocker @literally-piper-mclean @michealmores @creekgoesthefloors @juicyratmen @stoneemann @imreallyeepy @moonflowerdotco

[michealmores]

You had to pick the one day of the week I'm here.

[sabadoofthehalls]

Yes ballsack. Now sit down.

[michealmores]

Fuck you.

[sabadoofthehalls]

How do you have a wife still.

[literally-piper-mclean]

real 🙏🙏🙏

[oftheguarden]

HELLOHELLOHIHOLAMERNAKOULA! GII!

I'm having another picnic for my birthday:D

Kay havoykanola homone a hoy confinal-haku:D

If you wanna come you can!

[literally-piper-mclean]

YOOO HAPPY BIRTHDAY GUARDEN

[oftheguarden]

Picnic is now happen! Haves many food! Sit! Seat!!!!!!

[stoneemann]

ÈĤĔM.

[oftheguarden]

EVERYONE SHUT THE ACTUAL FŰĆƘ UP, HES TALKING.

[stoneemann]

§ɔ, ¿địð ƴơű āl·l ɓřīŋģ řọč̣ķṣ̌?

[oftheguarden]

Yes!

[baikalriverss]

Yesis

[sselozarr]

Yesings!

[vellaofthehall]

Yermes!

[cvlet0fl13s]

Yes!

[weareofthegarden]

Yermesas!

[ofyheedge]

Yermes!

[knockonthedoorknob]

I’m dead inside

[sselozarr]

WAIT!!!!!

There are FAKES among us.

[literally-piper-mclean]

Hu

[oftheguarden]

Picnic is now happen! Haves many food! Sit! Seat!!!!!!

[weareofthegarden]

*[sit]*

[sselozarr]

*[also sits]*

[vellaofthehall]

*[also sittings]*

[vellaofthehall]

*[eatings muffin]*

[ofyheedge]

*[ALSO EATINGS MUFFIN. I DID IT BETTER. I DI]*

[oftheguarden]

*[eating cookie:D]*

[sselozarr]

*[sIIps Tea.]*

[ofyheedge]

*[SIPS TEA LOUDER]*

So. How was the anniversaryyyy STONEEMANN??

[stoneemann]

*[eating bread]*

Ịť ẁą§ gʻɔơď, āćțűăl·lŷ, vəřƴ pŕɔðűĉťįvę.

[ofyheedge]

Very good, very good

*[drinks tea with legs crossed]*

[vellaofthehall]

*[drinks tea with legs crossed mkre PR><ITEIYly]*

[ofyheedge]

*[many glarings.]*

[vellaofthehall]

*[. . .]*

[ofyheedge]

*[MAKINGS OUT UNDER TABLE]*

[vellaofthehall]

*[MAKINGS OUT]*

[ofyheedge]

*[outs from undEr tabEL]*

So, the economy,

[vellaofthehall]

The economy,

[sselozarr]

Yes, the economy,

[oftheguarden]

SO, WE ALL KNOW ABOUT THE MUSHROOMS. RIGHT?

[vellaofthehall]

Mm. The mushrooms

*[shaking head in LE disappointment]*

[knockonthedoorknob]

Mushrooms? (*raises eyebrow*)

[weareofthegarden]

Yes, the mushrooms.

*[sad head shaking]*

[ofyheedge]

Was a sad day.

*[HANDS HOLDINGS WITH VELLAOFTHEHALL.]*

[sselozarr]

Many sads

*[sadgs]*

[baikalriverss]

Yesis. The dAy he got siCK was a vrE hard day for us AL

[cvlet0fl13s]

HAUUUÙUUUGH

[knockonthedoorknob]

JEIDDINDKIIENDJDDJEBHWKP

[cvlet0fl13s]

HAUGH HAUG HAGH U GH

[knockonthedoorknob]

( *stops you from choking* )

[cvlet0fl13s]

HUAGH-

Oh. Thank you.

[knockonthedoorknob]

Ofcc<3

[cvlet0fl13s]

Mh.

[oftheguarden]

SONOWTHATWEAREALLGOODIES, VERY GOODIE, WE CAN EAT THE MAIN COURSE!!!!!!!!!!

[oftheguarden]

WE HAVE TURKEY SANDWICHES FOR EVERYONE!! (and chocolate for STONEEMANN)

[ofyheedge]

*[eats]*

[weareofthegarden]

*[eats]*

[knockonthedoorknob]

STOP EATING THE EMO OFFICE TURKEY ( *cries* )

[ofyheedge]

WHAT?

[knockonthedoorknob]

STOP EATING HIM ( *cried* )

[weareofthegarden]

. . .

[oftheguarden]

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[baikalriverss]

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[cvlet0fl13s]

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[sselozarr]

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[vellaofthehall]

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[ofyheedge]

. . .

[literally-piper-mclean]

. . .

[oftheguarden]

Picnic is now happen! Haves many food! Sit! Seat!!!!!!

[sselozarr]

*[drinks tea]*

[oftheguarden]

*[drinks tea]*

[weareofthegarden]

*[drinks tea]*

[literally-piper-mclean]

*[ drinks tea ]*

[oftheguarden]

Picnic is now happen! Haves many food! Sit! Seat!!!!!!

[weareofthegarden]

*[sit]*

[sselozarr]

*[also sits]*

[vellaofthehall]

*[also sittings]*

[vellaofthehall]

*[eatings muffin]*

[ofyheedge]

*[ALSO EATINGS MUFFIN. I DID IT BETTER. I DI]*

[oftheguarden]

*[eating cookie:D]*

[sselozarr]

*[sIIps Tea.]*

[ofyheedge]

*[SIPS TEA LOUDER]*

So. How was the anniversaryyyy STONEEMANN??

[stoneemann]

*[eating bread]*

Ịť ẁą§ gʻɔơď, āćțűăl·lŷ, vəřƴ pŕɔðűĉťįvę.

[ofyheedge]

Very good, very good

*[drinks tea with legs crossed]*

[vellaofthehall]

*[drinks tea with legs crossed mkre PR><ITEIYly]*

[ofyheedge]

*[many glarings.]*

[vellaofthehall]

*[. . .]*

[ofyheedge]

*[MAKINGS OUT UNDER TABLE]*

[vellaofthehall]

*[MAKINGS OUT]*

[oftheguarden]

Oh!

[weareofthegarden]

Oh!

[baikalriverss]

Oh!

[sselozarr]

OH!!

[literally-piper-mclean]

oh!!

[oftheguarden]

Picnic is now happen! Haves many food! Sit! Seat!!!!!!

[weareofthegarden]

*[sits next to gUaeden]*

[oftheguarden]

*[sits next to GAEDEN]*

[weareofthegarden]

:)

[oftheguarden]

:)

[weareofthegarden]

*[holdings hand]*

[oftheguarden]

*[holdings hand]*

[literally-piper-mclean]

plays causal by Chappell roan

[oftheguarden]

Picnic is now happen! Haves many food! Sit! Seat!!!!!!

[literally-piper-mclean]

sits

[anonmara]

[larrytherestocker]

collects loot and puts it in shrine of mara

[larrytherestocker]

Hehehehehehehehehehehhehe

[larrytherestocker]

laughs EVILY 😈

[literally-piper-mclean]

takes the loot and throws it on the ocean and it is never seen again

[inyourwallsssss]

I - I was sobbing I- cries

[literally-piper-mclean]

@thebranchans

[literally-piper-mclean]

@thebranchans

[inyourwallsssss]

I - I was sobbing I- cries

[literally-piper-mclean]

@thebranchans

[inyourwallsssss]

I - I was sobbing I- cries

[literally-piper-mclean]

@thebranchanss

Help ur man plz

[inyourwallsssss]

What the hell why is there another grass??

@grassoftheplanes-revived

[grassoftheplanes-revived]

wassup shawty

[borderpatrolstepone]

Shawty's like a melody in my head

That I can't keep out, got me singin' like

Na, na, na, na everyday

It's like my iPod's stuck on replay, replay

Shawty's like a melody in my head

That I can't keep out, got me singin' like

Na, na, na, na everyday

It's like my iPod's stuck on replay, replay

Remember the first time we met

You was at the mall with your friend

I was scared to approach you

But then you came closer

Hopin' you would give me a chance

Who would have ever knew

That we would ever be more than friends

We're real worldwide, breakin' all the rules

She like a song played again and again

That girl like somethin' off a poster

That girl is a dime they say

That girl is a gun to my holster

She's runnin' through my mind all day, hey

Shawty's like a melody in my head

That I can't keep out, got me singin' like

Na, na, na, na everyday

It's like my iPod's stuck on replay, replay

Shawty's like a melody in my head

That I can't keep out, got me singin' like

Na, na, na, na everyday

It's like my iPod's stuck on replay, replay

See you been all around the globe

Not once did you leave my mind

We talk on the phone

From night till the morn

Girl, you really change my life

Doin' things I never do

I'm in the kitchen' cookin' things she likes

We're real worldwide, breakin' all the rules

Someday I wanna make you my wife

That girl like somethin' off a poster

That girl is a dime they say

That girl is the gun to my holster

She's runnin' through my mind all day, hey

Shawty's like a melody in my head

That I can't keep out, got me singin' like

Na, na, na, na everyday

It's like my iPod's stuck on replay, replay

Shawty's like a melody in my head

That I can't keep out, got me singin' like

Na, na, na, na everyday

It's like my iPod's stuck on replay, replay

I can be your melody

Oh girl, I could write you a symphony

The one that could fill your fantasies

So come, baby girl, let's sing with me, hey

I can be your melody

Oh girl, I could write you a symphony

The one that could fill your fantasies

So come, baby girl, let's sing with me, hey

Na, na, na, na, na, na, na

Na, na, na, na, na, na

Shawty got me singin'

Na, na, na, na, na, na, na

Na, na, na, na, na, na

Now she got me singin'

Shawty's like a melody in my head

That I can't keep out, got me singin' like

Na, na, na, na everyday

It's like my iPod's stuck on replay, replay

Shawty's like a melody in my head

That I can't keep out, got me singin' like

Na, na, na, na everyday

It's like my iPod's stuck on replay, replay

[grassoftheplanes-revived]

me to walls be like

[inyourwallsssss]

what???

[grassoftheplanes-revived]

ur kinda cute walls 😏😏

[inyourwallsssss]

I have branch and you have mood wtf???

[grassoftheplanes-revived]

Mood and branch don’t have to know bbg. 😏

[thebranchans]

[grassoftheplanes-revived]

…?

[thebranchans]

I will use your spine like a scarf

[grassoftheplanes-revived]

Whyyy? :(

[thebranchans]

Leave walls alone

[grassoftheplanes-revived]

why? They’re hot 😏

[inyourwallsssss]

Pls leave me alone :(

[grassoftheplanes-revived]

No !

[inyourwallsssss]

:(

[grassoftheplanes-revived]

Grabs you

[thebranchans]

Brutal murder happening rn bro

[literally-piper-mclean]

helping with brutal murder

[inyourwallsssss]

@m00dzz

grass is dead

[borderpatrolstepone]

Dancing.

[literally-piper-mclean]

Also dancing

[inyourwallsssss]

@thebranchans

BRANCH?? R U OKAY?? HELLO?? ARE U ALIVE PLS

cry’s

[literally-piper-mclean]

@thebranchans

Comfort your man please

he’s being annoying

[thebranchans]

What the fuck???

I just woke up bro-

[inyourwallsssss]

crys

[thebranchans]

Why are you crying..?

[inyourwallsssss]

I thought you were dead

cry’s

[thebranchans]

I just took a nap-

[inyourwallsssss]

sniff sniff

[thebranchans]

Where's a tissue- hold on

[literally-piper-mclean]

finally- he was crying for 2 hours brother-

[thebranchans]

I WAS NAPPING

[literally-piper-mclean]

I hit them a couple times but it didn’t work

[thebranchans]

. .

[literally-piper-mclean]

what’s that for?

[thebranchans]

Gun shit

[literally-piper-mclean]

Why me tho brother

[inyourwallsssss]

@thebranchans

BRANCH?? R U OKAY?? HELLO?? ARE U ALIVE PLS

cry’s

[literally-piper-mclean]

@thebranchans

Comfort your man please

he’s being annoying

[thebranchans]

What the fuck???

I just woke up bro-

[inyourwallsssss]

crys

[thebranchans]

Why are you crying..?

[inyourwallsssss]

I thought you were dead

cry’s

[thebranchans]

I just took a nap-

[inyourwallsssss]

sniff sniff

[thebranchans]

Where's a tissue- hold on

[literally-piper-mclean]

finally- he was crying for 2 hours brother-

[thebranchans]

I WAS NAPPING

[literally-piper-mclean]

I hit them a couple times but it didn’t work

[thebranchans]

. .

[literally-piper-mclean]

what’s that for?

[inyourwallsssss]

@thebranchans

BRANCH?? R U OKAY?? HELLO?? ARE U ALIVE PLS

cry’s

[literally-piper-mclean]

@thebranchans

Comfort your man please

he’s being annoying

[thebranchans]

What the fuck???

I just woke up bro-

[inyourwallsssss]

crys

[thebranchans]

Why are you crying..?

[inyourwallsssss]

I thought you were dead

cry’s

[thebranchans]

I just took a nap-

[inyourwallsssss]

sniff sniff

[thebranchans]

Where's a tissue- hold on

[literally-piper-mclean]

finally- he was crying for 2 hours brother-

[thebranchans]

I WAS NAPPING

[literally-piper-mclean]

I hit them a couple times but it didn’t work