[jagborimumindalen]

Amsterdam beauties.

[gstringofsuburbia]

billie joe armstrong is like…the definition of chaotic good. a prime example of this is the fact that one time at a green day concert this guy in the pit was harassing a young girl so billie stopped the show to help her. however, his way of doing so was to jump into the audience, dropkick the guy directly in the face, and then fight him in a crowd of screaming fans

[endoshan]

[shinypurplebuttons-blog]

This is missing the best part - when he saw the guy, he tried to be like “Dude, stop” and when the man didn’t stop pushing the girl around he screamed “Fine! You wanna fight? I’ll fucking fight you, then!” and leapt directly into the crowd

[milesyart]

There’s a reason Green Day was my favourite band in high school, and Billie Joe Armstrong is it.

[arabwife]

The person ur meant to be with will never have to be chased, begged or given an ultimatum

[veryharam]

You’re so lucky if you’re in love and it’s reciprocated and it’s healthy and innocent and pure

[bombing]

[on the supermarket line] aw fuck this isn’t the cereal i wanted. [turns to lady behind me] can you believe i grabbed the wrong cereal? rip my spine out and just beat me with it i can’t believe i grabbed the wrong thing. just destroy my useless organs haha i’ve so scatterbrained lately

[rajneett-deactivated20231006]

[daysgrowcold]

[the-lone-stargazer]

Can we all appreciate my lazy cat.

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[literallyashtonirwin]

your hands: holdable

your lips: kissable

your heart: lovable

your butt: grabable

your face: beautiful

[beamingsuggestion]

you deserve whatever makes you happy

[loveyousuggestions]

I want to make so many memories with you

[flavoracle]

Twitter has a 140 character limit, yet I still found a way to tell one of the longest and most obnoxious knock-knock jokes of all time within a single tweet.

I am more proud of this accomplishment than any human right has the right to be.

[yd12k]

The dads are evolving

[werewolfpresident]

They have learned our technology, they control our communication

[iskariotrising]

i fully recognize that High Fashion has Many Problems and is generally Rich People Bullshit but also like… forever 21 isnt catering to my desire to look like an extra from an 80s cyberpunk movie u know

[iskariotrising]

other great Looks currently not being catered to by Fast Fashion:

- emissary from a planet of genderless librarians

- ascetic cult initiate 

- an alternate universe dune remake where the bene gesserit are all lesbians

- athena, but goth

- joan of arc

[thefacelessmage]

Remember to leave out milk and cookies for Captain America tonight when he comes to leave presents under your flag.

[loveserum-deactivated20191021]

life is too hard. it’s too hard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i would like to be a cloud. 

[cityelf]

Hey, adults of the world

How about instead of making kids terrified to ever fuck up

You teach them how to cope with the aftermath of fucking up and fix it as best they can

That way they’re not so overwhelmed with anxiety every time there’s even so much as a chance of making mistakes that they never try anything and dread making decisions because of it

[gallopingtormaunt-deactivated20]

THIS

[creamhy]

15 things to remember:

1.   that thing you did that was kind of embarrassing and weird, everyone else forgot about that already

2.   you look fine today, if you can’t notice something on your face standing 6 feet from a mirror then nobody else will either.

3.   social lives can go through cycles sometimes, if you feel like your friends are all ignoring you for no reason they’re probably just busy with other things.

4.   if you can’t stop thinking about someone or something, read a book, paint your nails or watch a movie. it won’t solve any serious problems but you will feel better.

5.   listen with the intent to understand, not the intent to reply.

6.   if you want something, go get it. 

7.   drink lots of water, eat lots of fruit, exercise more, go outside, get enough sleep and think positive thoughts.

8.   if you don’t ask, the answer will always be no.

9.   throw away the idea of a perfect tomorrow and live in the moment.

10.  stop comparing yourself to others.

11.  a beautiful day begins with a beautiful mindset. It’s a privilege to simply be alive and healthy. Start acting like life is a blessing.

12.  act the way you’d like to be and soon you’ll be the way you’d like to act.

13.  you will change. You’re not the same person you were three years ago. you’re not even the same person you were three minutes ago and that’s okay. especially if you don’t like the person you were three minutes ago.

14.  you don’t have to open the curtains if you don’t want to.

15.  being happy is the most important thing.