Fire Emblem: Awakening Sentence Starters
"Ah, I'm sorry. Perhaps I'll come back when you're done playing."
"I'm not playing! This is serious!"
"Seroiusly... childish? Seriously... embarrassing?"
"Seriously none of your business. Seriously."
"Okay, just stop. You're not even sighing. You're just saying the word 'sigh'."
"You're guaranteed to lose 100% of the jousts you never attend, my friend."
"Perhaps you should name your next move 'Eternal Chastity'."
"Sure, why not? I've got the perfect teacher for it right in front of me!"
"Few things in life would give me greater satisfaction than to knock you on your rear, but one of us has to be the adult here, and it's obviously not going to be you."
"That's right. Walk away. You just keep right on walking... Jerk."
"Oh, look. The little boy is playing with his dolls again."
"Do you see dolls here? No you don't! That's cause this is serious business!"
"I'm honing my psyche so I can grapple with nefarious beasts of the night."
"Well, at least you'll be grappling with something tonight."
"Is this your diary? It's filled with bad drawings of heroes and their weapons."
"Don't! The Manual of Justice is more than your mortal eyes can handle!"
"Oh, that's just adorable! You even named the book and everything!"
"Page 1: _______. When danger nears, his sword hand twitches and his eyes turn red."
"Why are you doing this to me? We're supposed to be allies!"
"Oh, you drew flames around this name! Does that affect the pronunciation?"
"Either stop reading or just stick a sword in me and be done with it."
"I'll say this: your bizarre fantasy world is certainly... robust."
"A sword is just a sword, you know? But a sword with a name is an ally!"
"Remind me again how this is mental warfare and not just you being mental?"
"A weapon with a strong name makes the wielder feel strong, too!"
"That kinda makes sense... which scares me."
"______, these are just the names of the girls who spurned your advances."
"Gods, there must be two hundred names on this thing!"
"Another day, another rejection."
"How long will it take womankind to realize my many, many charms?!"
"I saw this tiny flower bloomin' by the roadside and I got a little misty..."
"Wh-whyyyy? *sniff* Hooow?! Tell me... Tell me it's all a bad dream!"
"Gods, pull yourself together, man! You've been sobbin' for an hour."
"Everything was going fine until you ruined it, ruiner!"
"I just don't understand why it made the ladies fall all over you! ...and start ignoring me, I might add!"
"How is sobbing over a flower dreamy?!"
"Listening to you is stressful."
"I wonder if _____ would mind if I stabbed him..."
"Persistence is my greatest strength, you know!"
"It's pronounced 'tragic flaw'."
"'Oooh, ______! You're so mysterious!' 'Your mask is soOoOO dreamy, ______!' You were supposed to be my wingman! Not my competition!"
"She did not want me to leave. She was... stronger than she looked. I've never been so manhandled."
"I WANT TO BE MANHANDLED!!"
"Wait, were you flirting just now? Was I just hit on?!"
"I have nothing but the most platonic of respects for you."
"Your philandering is quite deplorable, but high marks on your attitude!"
"Ooh, let me guess! You hit on a pretty girl, and she shot you down?"
"Ha! Everyone thinks they know, _______. Well they don't know squat! ... But yes. That's what happened."
"How goes the philandering?"
"A girl agreed to join me for tea, and I was on cloud nine! But she spiked my drink and robbed me blind while I was out cold! She even took the shirt off my back! ...Left the pants, though."
"Wait. You're fighting a war to impress GIRLS?!"
"I'm not good with praise, you know? I'm used to rejection!"
"This is going to haunt me to the grave! The grave, I say!"
"Yes, you just happened to find yourself hiding in a barrel. What ARE the chances?"
"PLEASE stop trying to spy on me while I practice! You've climbed trees, hidden under bridges, painting yourself in ridiculous camouflage..."
"The time you jumped out from the waterfall nearly gave me a waterfall in my pants!"
"...You died before we got that far."
"I always used to practice beside your grave."
"I'd try to imagine what you'd say as you watch me. What I could fix..."
"I could hear it all in my head as I danced. But I just wanted to hear it aloud..."
"The me in the future might have left, but I swear, this me is here to stay!"
"So you're taking a breaking from chasing girls, to talk with me about... chasing girls?"
"...You get slapped a lot, don't you?"
"Oh yeah, all the time. I mean, when I'm not getting kneed in the groin."
"This is your last dance!"
