Free Spirit

💜 “A rustle in the winds reminds us that a fairy is near”💜

[whitepeopletwitter]

Think of the future

[showerthoughtsofficial]

The reason I stay up late is because I don’t want my free time to end and tomorrow to start

[ourladyofrebellion]

I feel so called out and yet so understood.

[convertions]

“In the end, always laugh. And do not lose this strange habit of having faith in life.”

— Daniel C. L.  (via convertions)

[heathens-and-kings]

“I want to speak to a manager,” the middle-aged woman said in her stern I-used-to-be-a-soccer-mom-ten-years-ago voice, looking down at me over the top of her Gucci reading glasses.

A wicked grin split across my face and the gates of Hell opened up behind me, releasing a gust of hot wind that whipped my apron around my body and forced the woman to shield her face. Demons came forth, dancing around in flames with songs of, “She wants to speak to a manager. Did you hear that? She wants to speak to a manager!” before erupting into earsplitting shrieks of laughter, none louder than my own cackling.

I took in the woman’s look of utter horror before my eyes rolled back into my head and I growled,

“I am the manager.”

[owawaaa]

a thing for one of my favorite posts on this site

[fuckyeahcatsinboxes]

[thinningivygrace]

i want big thigh gap energy

[tohkyo]

https://www.instagram.com/p/Bk0uqYlHXqI/

[saying]

[poems-and-word]

[ottermatopoeia]

Not every man over 120 lbs is thicc and not every man with a beard over the age of 21 is a “daddy”

[ae3thete]

Hear her out, take her out, eat her out

[cwote]

Friendly reminder to check you’re not holding tension in your body. Let your shoulders drop, unclench your hands and jaw. Take a deep breath. Much better.

[angelwarm]

i hope that one day i will finally be ok….i’ll make a cherry pie when it is all over

[angelwarm]

today is the day

[joshpeck]

reblog the cherry pie to be ok

[feministism]

why are some people intimidated by educated women

“you read too much,” “stay in your place as a female.” smh, grow up

[darkmelaningirls-deactivated202]

girl… block him

[hypnictwitch]

[cecaeliawitch]

why do so many men just openly and unashamedly talk like a cartoon disney villain

[auntiewanda]

“If only you had lowered yourself for me and let me walk all over you we could have had something” and like what does this idiot think he brings to the table exactly? 

[uss-edsall]

Washington State (not DC) is the only state in the union where you can legally have a fistfight with somebody (with police as referees) to settle your differences

[metal-queer-solid]

That should be a law all across the country.

[cactus-1776]

Fuck. Yes.

[goodnightnautilus-deactivated20]

@jooshbag ?

[joosh-actual-deactivated2018092]

This is tied to an archaic law that isn’t enforced anymore.

[official-ginger-kid]

So if you beat the shit out of someone they won’t do anything?

[fedkaczynski]

Oh no this is still enforced, and in fact we actually Have a few vigilante superheroes 

Like Phoenix Jones who actually patrol the streets and challenge criminals, the police usually get called, and they watch as Phoenix Jones pummels them because Phoenix Jones is actually an MMA fighter. 

[creative-classpect]

I gasped and my eyes got so wide after reading this

That man is AWESOME

[bogleech]

Apparently for about three years he had an actual superhero team of people with military, medical and martial artist backgrounds he personally trained and equipped, but eventually disbanded. He didn’t give specifics, but said that some of them were “the wrong kind of people” and were too dangerous. There are really for real things that happened.

Also someone tried to be an “arch nemesis” to him named Rex Velvet, some nerd wearing an eyepatch and a fake mustache who didn’t hurt anybody but made surprisingly polished, melodramatic and goofy callout videos from an abandoned warehouse and presumably pulled some annoying pranks.

[faerieantoinette]

@fiiyerotigelaar

[ghost-mayn]

Did some research about Phoenix Jones: guy is legit. Ex-MMA fighter like the post says, but what the post FAILED to mention is this guy has legit superhero-grade equipment. His suit’s actually made of armor-plated and bulletproof materials, and it has a functional utility belt with lined with stuff like handcuffs, a stun gun, pepper spray, and the like for performing citizens arrests and non-lethally detaining actually armed and violent criminals.

Seattle actually has it’s own LEGAL batman

[little-moist-deactivated2020011]

bruh

[fukkce]

yoooo

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[mahboi]