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Fuck it, reblog.

[handycams]

[handycams]

[renegadeer]

[korokio]

how to stop being kris

[lactating]

i love "coyote time" as a phrase. I wish it was time for coyotoes all of the time.

[yokowan]

COYOTE TIME ALL OF THE TIME!!!

[bugshark]

hi welcome to my hospiral. youre Diagnosed with Fun. ❤️😛Yay!

[catchymemes]

[anglaised]

theres a reason u associate east asians with femininity and black people with masculinity and it has nothing to do with actual masculine or feminine “behavior” and everything to do with race science 😭 u have been taught race science, u haven’t unlearned race science 😭😭😭😭 READ A BOOK ABOUT RACISMMMM

[a-blue-goblin]

TERFS WILL BE BLOCKED

[redlipstickresurrected]

Riikka Sormunen (Finnish, b. 1987, Helsinki, Finland) - Princess, 2024, Paintings: Oil on Linen

[beemovieerotica]

idk if i told the full story on here but i signed up for a research study where they were testing a new opioid, and it was supposed to be up to 5 injections increasing the dose to see what people could tolerate

i got the first dose and almost immediately fainted. they had to call in a whole medical team and it was a huge fucking deal

i was kicked out of the study and got a phone call later where they were supposed to tell me what the drug was, so i could avoid it in the future. they told me it was saline water. a placebo. i fainted from the placebo effect.

anyway, it's been a few months and i just got an email from the same department asking me to be a research participant in a new study: testing the effects of open-label placebo.

open label placebo is when the subjects and the researchers all know it's a placebo. they're testing the power of my mind. my power to imagine anything.

i like to think that they chose me for this specifically based on their past experience with me. "get the guy who fainted like a little bitch boy from saline water." anyway i just submitted all my info and i'm looking forward to getting started.

[csny]

[funtergeist]

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[teaboot]

Layering my Short Skirt, Long Jacket (CAKE) over my White Tee (CORPSE) and Blue Jeans (Lana Del Ray) Knee Socks (Arctic Monkeys) and Blue Suede Shoes (Elvis) and then putting on my Raspberry Beret (Prince) before I head out to the Bard Olympics where I am disqualified for performance-enhancing power buffs. On my way home I am cast as a sassy but cute side character in an early 2010's Disney Channel original series. I look fresh as hell

[t00thpasteface]

me before i get my paycheck: i'm so excited to spend this on essentials and save the rest wisely

me as soon as that direct deposit hits: you know i've always wanted to learn the theremin

[moldavite]

bored out of my mind so i'll be outside hitting concrete with my longsword for a while

[cutecipher]

when she rips your everything off

[illusoryfem]