totally a real human person

i reblog stuff i find funny or interesting in FI/EN. sometimes i might say something. tma/tmagp/malevolent sideblog @magn-animously

[viralfrog]

[bruno-has-definitely-deactivate]

[dopecarmilla]

[beardedmrbean]

[blignick]

[doodles-with-noodles]

before you kill me let me check my pocket (pulls out half a lemon and squirts it into your face)

[kevytmaitohorsma]

(licks my eyeballs clean) ok now what

[sexygrammaticalerrors]

[nitw]

i fucking hate being an adult with a slowly increasing number of responsibilities its like one day you wake up and youre like aw fuck when was the last time i descaled the coffee machine

[nitw]

"theres gonna be a power outage tomorrow welp i better boil some water in advance!" "oh gee looks like its time to vacuum the carpet!" GET REAL?????? YOU SOUND INSANE

[nitw]

someday youre gonna be out of baking soda when it matters most and its gonna destroy you

[baltharino]

Star Trek: The Original Series 1x03 - Where No Man Has Gone Before

[insomniac-arrest]

[ruinedchildhood]

[jackhawksmoor]

[wherewolfwerewolf]

one of the things I like about Tumblr is that it's chronological but it's also non-linear because you can have a post from today right next to a post that someone reblogged from 2013. I love seeing posts come around again at the same times every year and new reblogs and notes on them

[chipthekeeper]

I have a lot of pet peeves but I think the biggest one is when people say things like “oh it’s such a small town, only 35,000 people” like bitch my town has 200 people, you need to pick a new adjective 

[thegoldengals]

According to Wikipedia, a small town is 1,000-20,000 people. So although you are correct in stating that 35,000 people is not a small town (it is a large town), you are incorrect in thinking that you live in a town. You live in a village. You are a villager.

[chipthekeeper]

I…… don’t know what to do with that information……a villager…

[obliviousmelon]

headcanon that a ferengi tradition is putting your new baby up for sale at a ridiculous price to show how valuable they are to you (everyone has to be polite and not actually buy them or hands will be thrown, people will be sued, etc etc)

[libraflyter]

I love the idea of Ferengi traditions that are both ha-ha capitalism but also create a functioning culture that’s more than a metaphor.

[thecottageinthedark]

[datasoong47]

So, this is related to a headcanon I have. There's a kind of ritual sale of childhood goods as part of the Ferengi coming-of-age, which was featured in an episode of DS9. The ostensible purpose is to raise capital for the young Ferengi male. But, like, if the Ferengi were approaching this in their usual capitalistic mindset, you wouldn't really get much from what's basically a glorified garage sale

My headcanon is that it is the accepted practice to buy those goods at much higher prices than you would normally pay, serving as a culturally acceptable way of effectively giving financial support

[shiroikabocha]

Oh I love these, especially because of the spoken and unspoken meta-traditions around the tradition! Maybe they work similarly to the “speak now or forever hold your peace” thing in human marriage ceremonies. Everyone at a human wedding understands you’re not actually supposed to say anything at that point, it’s just a formality—but you see characters do it all the time in literature and entertainment, because it makes for such a juicy plot twist.

I bet “newborn gets purchased by evil jealous ex-business partner” is a classic plot hook in Ferengi soap operas. It’s their version of getting sold to One Direction.

[homunculus-argument]

Onko kuvataidealan pienyrittäjyys koskaan vituttanut niin paljon että oikeasti houkuttaisi ruveta sen sijaan jalostamaan pakkasenkestäviä kameleita.

[varahai]

Kamelit itse asiassa viihtyy pakkasessa tosi hyvin

Voit siirtyä suoraan kamelivaljakkopalveluiden tarjoamiseen

[homunculus-argument]

Kestääkö ne tosiaan Suomen ilmastoa? Kyllähän minä sen tiedän että Sahara on kylminpinä talviöinä pakkasen puolella, alin tarkka luku minkä löysin oli -4 astetta, mutta en minä niitä silti jossain Joensuussa joulukuussa ulkotarhassa pitäisi.

[lurks-no-more]

Korkeasaaren mukaan pitäisi kestää!

Kameli – Korkeasaari

Kaksikyttyräinen kameli on sopeutunut hyvin kylmään ilmanalaan. Ne kasvattavat paksun talviturkin, jonka turvin ne selviävät Keski-Aasian pa

[homunculus-argument]

No, nyt se on sit lyöty lukkoon. Jos kuvataidealan yrittäjyydestä tehdään yhtään tän hankalampaa, niin mä rupean kasvattamaan kotimaisia kameleita lihatuotantoon.

[kevytmaitohorsma]

Onkohan Suomessa paljonkin kamelinkasvattajia? Se on ujutettu tonne porsaiden ja lampaiden ja hevosten väliin niin kuin se kuuluisi samaan sarjaan kaikin puolin, mut en muista kuulleeni et kameleita ois muualla ku Korkeasaaressa

[amerlcanapparel-deactivated2020]

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

[straighthater]

when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes

[timelordpillbug]

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

[hikingnerd]

When Russia sends you nudes

[dr-thackery]

[dismantlerepaired]

[ilovepretzelrods]

[thegingerbalrog]

[onwardwall]

[miss-jaxon-flaxon-waxon]

#what the fuck happened here

[her-eyes-dared-me-with-danger]

This is my favorite post in all of tumblr

[kyloschuyler]

reminder that this post is now illegal in Russia

[tree-of-blue-squirrel]

reblog it, because Russia can´t

[maradaisykat]

Thanks Obama 

[my-sisters-eyeball]

Wtf

[roomba-with-knives-taped-to-it]

When Russia makes this post illegal

[earthnicity]

I HAVE ONLY SEEN THIS IN SCREENSHOTS

[dovahdez]

I will reblog this every goddamn time I find it on my dash

[a-wondering-thought-deactivated]

I have a piece of tumblr history on my blog now

[hellsitegenetics]

String identified: atgctactttaatcaaaaattcaTattattatttgaagtcaacatTaaataattgaATCTgtgattaaacttg

Closest match: Bombyx mori BmN4 cell DNA, chromosome 24, sequence Common name: Domestic Silk Moth

(image source)

[willifolts]

When the domestic silk moth sends you nudes

[scp-threats-is-back]

Domestic silk moth is just being friendly

[yoink-a-doink]

Now the moth is banned in Russia

[fantasylover4538]

…well what the fuck is this

[kingofkaumidy2]

Art.

[shower-thoughts-last-responder]

[sodom-hussein]

Old iconic tumblr posts gather gimmick blog comments the way DNA mutations accumulate over time

[starmaker-astral]

This is why I love tumblr

[mimosa-sex-tea-people-contrsf]

When the DNA mutations send you nudes

[lioinsurreality]

I had this saved on Pinterest for so long

[kevytmaitohorsma]

Yle seuraa Eppujen viimeistä keikkaa

[triibulinekiisu]

Minä vessassa tulisen ruuan jälkeen

[kevytmaitohorsma]

Muut ymmärrän mutta keitä sulla on siellä yleisönä?

[pupunu]

kaverit varoittamassa, että "muistatko mitä viimeksi kävi!?"

[oilith]

Okei.

[pipariperho]

[ruttotohtori]

[triibulinekiisu]

[ruttotohtori]

[kanelisiasipuleita]

[chomametchi]

tää on tällänen budjettiversio maailmanympärysmatkasta

toisaalta toinen varteenotettava vaihtoehto on myös Siperia⁹

[karvoja]

Jos maailmanmatkailu tuntuu liian suurelta ponnistukselta, aina voi onneksi suunnata Lappi-kierrokselle tai käydä katsomassa miltä Karjala näyttää.

[discolesbo]

[karvoja]

Selkeesti Ylellä ollaan taas käyty tumpusta hakemassa inspiraatiota.

Ulkomailla Suomessa – tässä loppukesän roadtrip

Mannertenvälinen matkailu onnistuu helposti poistumatta edes Suomesta. Videolla näet reitin, jossa pääset mm. Lissaboniin, Kapkaupunkiin ja

[spicyvampire]

Bro why is that vanilla extract written non alcoholic on it, is there alcohol in vanilla extract??

[spicyvampire]

Well, of course, all the kids that probably aren't aware there is alcohol in vanilla extract are definitely getting drunk on a 100ml bottle of vanilla extract, that totally needs carded for

[fromkenari]

Woman drunk on vanilla extract charged with DUI

A woman was arrested in New York for driving under the influence after drinking vanilla extract that contained 41 percent alcohol.

I mean

[spicyvampire]

What the hell is happening in US of A exactly

[titlessfreak]

I mean

[spicyvampire]

If the children will drink vanilla extract when it tastes disgusting and it's expensive to even buy, maybe we should just let them

[fromkenari]

get drunk in the united states

beer

wine

whiskey

vanilla extract

Voting ended onAug 11

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

the word "seldom" is a pretty great word, but you rarely see it used