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2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year
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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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TMBGareOK. The Official They Might Be Giants tumblr
@theartofmadeline
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I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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one of the things I like about Tumblr is that it's chronological but it's also non-linear because you can have a post from today right next to a post that someone reblogged from 2013. I love seeing posts come around again at the same times every year and new reblogs and notes on them
I have a lot of pet peeves but I think the biggest one is when people say things like “oh it’s such a small town, only 35,000 people” like bitch my town has 200 people, you need to pick a new adjective
According to Wikipedia, a small town is 1,000-20,000 people. So although you are correct in stating that 35,000 people is not a small town (it is a large town), you are incorrect in thinking that you live in a town. You live in a village. You are a villager.
I…… don’t know what to do with that information……a villager…
headcanon that a ferengi tradition is putting your new baby up for sale at a ridiculous price to show how valuable they are to you (everyone has to be polite and not actually buy them or hands will be thrown, people will be sued, etc etc)
I love the idea of Ferengi traditions that are both ha-ha capitalism but also create a functioning culture that’s more than a metaphor.
So, this is related to a headcanon I have. There's a kind of ritual sale of childhood goods as part of the Ferengi coming-of-age, which was featured in an episode of DS9. The ostensible purpose is to raise capital for the young Ferengi male. But, like, if the Ferengi were approaching this in their usual capitalistic mindset, you wouldn't really get much from what's basically a glorified garage sale
My headcanon is that it is the accepted practice to buy those goods at much higher prices than you would normally pay, serving as a culturally acceptable way of effectively giving financial support
Oh I love these, especially because of the spoken and unspoken meta-traditions around the tradition! Maybe they work similarly to the “speak now or forever hold your peace” thing in human marriage ceremonies. Everyone at a human wedding understands you’re not actually supposed to say anything at that point, it’s just a formality—but you see characters do it all the time in literature and entertainment, because it makes for such a juicy plot twist.
I bet “newborn gets purchased by evil jealous ex-business partner” is a classic plot hook in Ferengi soap operas. It’s their version of getting sold to One Direction.
Onko kuvataidealan pienyrittäjyys koskaan vituttanut niin paljon että oikeasti houkuttaisi ruveta sen sijaan jalostamaan pakkasenkestäviä kameleita.
Kamelit itse asiassa viihtyy pakkasessa tosi hyvin
Voit siirtyä suoraan kamelivaljakkopalveluiden tarjoamiseen
Kestääkö ne tosiaan Suomen ilmastoa? Kyllähän minä sen tiedän että Sahara on kylminpinä talviöinä pakkasen puolella, alin tarkka luku minkä löysin oli -4 astetta, mutta en minä niitä silti jossain Joensuussa joulukuussa ulkotarhassa pitäisi.
Korkeasaaren mukaan pitäisi kestää!
Kaksikyttyräinen kameli on sopeutunut hyvin kylmään ilmanalaan. Ne kasvattavat paksun talviturkin, jonka turvin ne selviävät Keski-Aasian pa
No, nyt se on sit lyöty lukkoon. Jos kuvataidealan yrittäjyydestä tehdään yhtään tän hankalampaa, niin mä rupean kasvattamaan kotimaisia kameleita lihatuotantoon.
Onkohan Suomessa paljonkin kamelinkasvattajia? Se on ujutettu tonne porsaiden ja lampaiden ja hevosten väliin niin kuin se kuuluisi samaan sarjaan kaikin puolin, mut en muista kuulleeni et kameleita ois muualla ku Korkeasaaressa
when she says she doesn’t send nudes
when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes
when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia
When Russia sends you nudes
#what the fuck happened here
This is my favorite post in all of tumblr
reminder that this post is now illegal in Russia
reblog it, because Russia can´t
Thanks Obama
When Russia makes this post illegal
I HAVE ONLY SEEN THIS IN SCREENSHOTS
I will reblog this every goddamn time I find it on my dash
I have a piece of tumblr history on my blog now
String identified: atgctactttaatcaaaaattcaTattattatttgaagtcaacatTaaataattgaATCTgtgattaaacttg
Closest match: Bombyx mori BmN4 cell DNA, chromosome 24, sequence Common name: Domestic Silk Moth
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When the domestic silk moth sends you nudes
Domestic silk moth is just being friendly
Now the moth is banned in Russia
…well what the fuck is this
Art.
Old iconic tumblr posts gather gimmick blog comments the way DNA mutations accumulate over time
This is why I love tumblr
When the DNA mutations send you nudes
I had this saved on Pinterest for so long
Yle seuraa Eppujen viimeistä keikkaa
Minä vessassa tulisen ruuan jälkeen
Muut ymmärrän mutta keitä sulla on siellä yleisönä?
kaverit varoittamassa, että "muistatko mitä viimeksi kävi!?"
Okei.
tää on tällänen budjettiversio maailmanympärysmatkasta
toisaalta toinen varteenotettava vaihtoehto on myös Siperia⁹
Jos maailmanmatkailu tuntuu liian suurelta ponnistukselta, aina voi onneksi suunnata Lappi-kierrokselle tai käydä katsomassa miltä Karjala näyttää.
Selkeesti Ylellä ollaan taas käyty tumpusta hakemassa inspiraatiota.
Mannertenvälinen matkailu onnistuu helposti poistumatta edes Suomesta. Videolla näet reitin, jossa pääset mm. Lissaboniin, Kapkaupunkiin ja
Bro why is that vanilla extract written non alcoholic on it, is there alcohol in vanilla extract??
Well, of course, all the kids that probably aren't aware there is alcohol in vanilla extract are definitely getting drunk on a 100ml bottle of vanilla extract, that totally needs carded for
A woman was arrested in New York for driving under the influence after drinking vanilla extract that contained 41 percent alcohol.
I mean
What the hell is happening in US of A exactly
I mean
If the children will drink vanilla extract when it tastes disgusting and it's expensive to even buy, maybe we should just let them
get drunk in the united states
beer
wine
whiskey
vanilla extract
the word "seldom" is a pretty great word, but you rarely see it used
Steve Rude illustrating Superman's ability to shatter chains.
How does Supes do it? It's explained below:
The Animals - House of the Rising Sun (1964)
Silver Jews - New Orleans (1994)
wdhmbt’s tumblr post (undated)
there are at least three houses in new orleans
Just learned that 豆腐头/豆腐頭 is a word for charging brick/block. What a delight!!!
(Looks like more "official" names are 充电器/充电块/充电头.)
Text:
不可能大家都管這小東西叫豆腐頭吧？ 今天和朋友聊到這個，她說豆腐頭我還很懷疑，結果另一個朋友也說這是豆腐頭 我一直以為大家都叫它插頭的
正確學名叫做「Tofu Head」
Translation:
It can't be that everyone calls this thing a tofu head, right? This came up today while chatting with a friend, she said tofu head, I was still skeptical, but turns out another friend also says it's a tofu head I always thought everyone called it a plug
The correct scientific name is "Tofu Head" 😂
Yle seuraa Eppujen viimeistä keikkaa
Minä vessassa tulisen ruuan jälkeen
Muut ymmärrän mutta keitä sulla on siellä yleisönä?
[Image description: Cropped screenshot of google correcting the search "constructive antonym" into "constructive synonyms". The system is in Finnish, but the search was written in English. End ID.]
Beloathed. That's quite literally the opposite of what I'm looking for
Is it the freedom
