totally a real human person

i reblog stuff i find funny or interesting in FI/EN. sometimes i might say something. tma/tmagp/malevolent sideblog @magn-animously

[freakasaurus-rex]

i was about to post about how pretty and yellow it was outside and then i found out its because of a wildfire

[freakasaurus-rex]

this is a picture my mother took earlier for reference

[rain-clouds-and-autumn-leaves]

WHAT THE FUCK!!?!

[fox-moxin]

[merlinsbeard4332]

“The Only Moral Abortion is My Abortion”

When the Anti-Choice Choose By Joyce Arthur Copyright © September, 2000 Available in a German translation Available in a Russian translation

I never pass up an opportunity to share this essay.

[eldritchbauble]

If you could make a fantasy creature/monster (with any type of body bits) what would you make?

I don't know! Let's find out!

Head of a(n)

Goat

Fox

Owl

Snake

Badger

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Body of a(n)

Bear

Ox

Beetle

Lion

Hyena

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Legs of a(n)

Rat

Elk

Spider

Frog

Wolf

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Tail of a(n)

Fox

Ox

Rat

Lizard

Possum

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Wings of a(n)

Owl

Beetle

Bat

Moth

Crow

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[bugwings]

what is a glasgow kiss even anyway ?

[sinkies]

here’s what i found

[voidex]

Some of my favorite replies.

[bapouro]

[mortalityplays]

when I was like 15 we went to Rome and my mum unwittingly piled us into one of those fake scam taxis that was basically a mob car with “definitely a 100% genuine taxi” taped to the window.

anyway I have no regrets bc he drove us around at like 1000 kmph blasting some italian classical music station through pimp my ride subwoofers, blew every traffic light, and at one point stopped in the middle of a ring road intersection to get out and cross 3 lanes of traffic and have a fist fight with what I can only assume was a rival fake taxi driver. he tried to overcharge us but my mum was like ‘no I looked up the journey prices before I got here’ and he was like lol fair enough have a nice trip and rocketed off into the night

[mortalityplays]

this is why I will never support lyft or uber

[plush-anon]

(via @amandatheangrygirl​)

[ms-demeanor]

I am a glorified office administrator who understands server hardware why am I the only person in this company who gets what social engineering is?

[ms-demeanor]

Total stranger on the phone who we’ve never spoken to before: I have power of attorney over the CEO of this corporation and we are a customer of yours. Please change the administrator password on the server to XXXXX

My boss, putting on white grease paint and a red wig: Oh, of course! Let’s do it quickly so that you’ll want to keep working with us since you’re going to be making business decisions!

Me: I would sell you to satan for one corn chip and I’m allergic to corn but before you do this maybe you should call someone who is actually on our contact list for our customer and see if they’ve ever heard of this stranger.

My boss, looking through a selection of shoes that honk when you walk: Oh, but she said that it was very important that none of the employees know what was happening because they’re making staffing changes.

Me: As your lawyer I recommend that you just call a single one of our contacts and see if they’ve ever heard of her name.

My boss, shoving all of our technicians into a VW beetle: You’re not my lawyer.

Me: HOW THE FUCK WOULD YOU KNOW? I COULD BE! YOU SHOULD MAYBE CHECK ON THAT.

[yoursjupiter]

TIL everyone’s employee ID at my company is the last five of their SSN.

Boss: On the bright side, it’s only the last five

Me: YOU CAN COMMIT FRAUD WITH FOUR

[zevveli]

Security firms that are hired to check the security of banks will often use the following tactic: They will walk up to the teller in a suit with their ID badge and a clipboard and go:

“Hello I am [name] from [security firm] we’ve been hired to verify the security of the facility I need to see your computers.”

“Erm…I’ll have to verify that with my managers.”

“Congratulations, you have just passed the security verification.” [Scribbles on clipboard] “But in all seriousness I do need to verify your security so I need to see your computers.”

“Oh okay.” AND LETS THEM IN.

[palindromordnilap-deactivated20]

“Social engineering” is a way too fancy word for what it is. I know a guy (not personally) who broke several people out of prison by essentially writing “Greetings, please release this person, signed, whoever the judge is” on a piece of paper and faxing it there. Because no one would have a fax machine in their own house I guess.

[closet-keys]

not to derail, but holy shit that praxis

[cal-is-a-cuddlefish]

I’ve had clerks just give out a whole ass SSN when I asked.

[airandangels]

An inspection in 2014 found the password for the Louvre’s surveillance camera system was “louvre.”

[cozyindungeon]

the way aragorn runs is so chaotic

[jesterbells]

@tathrin's tags have been vetted and approved

#that is a man who A: has tripped over his sword before and been laughed at by EVERY ELF IN RIVENDELL and is NOT going to do it again#and B: knows that he has more leg than anyone else in the room and is GOING TO USE IT BY GODS#he is COVERING GROUND with every step#he got that moniker of strider through HARD HONEST WORK (and very very big steps)#aragorn#lotr movies#viggo mortensen

[floating-in-the-blue]

#So basically. He runs like an actual real person would over uneven ground 😂#The Hollywood Run is pretty to watch sure but also takes place on a paved surface usually#There is no way to look dignified whilst running across lumpy bumpy ground down across a hill. Unless one is an actual gazelle#thankyou Mr. Viggo for that Real Human rep (saving @jonairadreaming's excellent tags because everyone who has ever tried running down an incline over uneven, possibly shifting, ground knows you try to get down there as fast as possible with the least amount of time of foot actually touching the ground and constantly being prepared to shift your weight to keep your balance. By the time the stones actually shift from your weight you already want to be two steps away)

[elodieunderglass]

He’s so leg

[pangur-and-grim]

what I've learned from having other people edit my work is that I have a sick addiction to commas

[pangur-and-grim]

there have been four editing passes on my spider sex book, and each time they take away so many commas. no fresh commas are being added, this is just a continued culling. if you see a comma in the final book please understand that it survived so much

[pangur-and-grim]

[ruttotohtori]

Nilja 😒 Vanilja 😋

[hammaspesukarhu]

Niljainen pitko 🤷

[zombieheroine]

Mun mielestä 'nilja' ois kerrassaan luistava käännös slickille omegaversen kontekstissa

[ruttotohtori]

juu tää ei jää minnekkään tägeihin piiloon

[hehkuvamyyhapero]

huonoin muumihahmo, kierros 4, puolisko 1, pari 5

Clark

Puistonvartija ja Puistotäti

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[hehkuvamyyhapero]

Vahva veikkaus että Nips ja Naps saattaa voittaa tän turnauksen. En muista niitä sarjasta mutta niistä vaan huokuu silmitön julmuus ja väkivalta. En menis sataa metriä lähemmäs.

yritän olla mahd. puolueeton tän äänestyksen kanssa (toki itsekin äänestän, mutten kerro ikinä ketä), mutta kun aloitin tätä koko hommaa nii katoin niitä ja mietin että noi pikku paskat menee vielä pitkälle

[kevytmaitohorsma]

Äänestin just niitä lampunhenkeä vastaan. Lampunhenki oli ärsyttävä mutta sellasia lampunhenget on. Nips ja Naps taas oli pikku perkeleitä ilman mitään syytä.

[hehkuvamyyhapero]

huonoin muumihahmo, kierros 4, puolisko 1, pari 1

Nips ja Naps

Lampun henki

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[winged-void]

just remembered that my middle school bullies were named Chase and Hunter. what was up with that. what was going on there.

[winged-void]

were you bullied by the pope?

[salmiakkisaatana]

Yks mun lempari pokemon on Milotic

ja sit jos se ei muuten ois noin hieno ni sen lisäks se vielä kehittyy Feebasista, joka näyttää tälle

Hän löysi itsensä ja hänestä tuli upea<33

[valejaloittelija]

sillä oli kantokahva.....

[salmiakkisaatana]

n-no niin kyllä juu oli

[morsobaby]

On kyllä kätevää

Kuha on salkku

[kevytmaitohorsma]

[estonian-thingamajig]

[kevytmaitohorsma]

Can someone confirm if this is true?

[ironmyrmidon]

I love when Arabic loanwords get incorporated into other languages and they keep the al- suffix. I'm studying the gebra. It's a real the batross around my neck.

[kevytmaitohorsma]

You've heard of chemistry? Now get ready for THE chemy.

[pupunu]

koska yhdysvaltojen osavaltio on nimetty georgiaksi kuningas yrjö ii:n (george) mukaan, mielestäni osavaltion pitäisi olla suomeksi yrjölä