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Miss Piggy
Angel from Buffy

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Fai_Ryy
Misplaced Lens Cap

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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH

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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

Love Begins
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Claire Keane

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Who would win
Miss Piggy
Angel from Buffy
I'll say it you in a language you can understand... meow meowmeow meow
Ja seger e it ett språk som to kan förstå... meow meowmeow meow
Mä sanon sen sulle kielellä jota sä ymmärrät... miau miaumiau miau
Me; Lady, I felt a poke recently, you need something?
Freyja: :)
(Not seen; fifteen separate little 'you should keep the cat' signs the universe threw at me in about 2.3 hours)
Me, at the creamsicle lady; ma'am
Me, at Freyja; MA'AM
.......
The cat is named Freyja and has a vet appointment for checkup and shots on Thursday
Me, on the phone to the vet; there's an orange and white cat. She appeared when I was taking the trash out.
The vet; let me guess. She's sweet.
Me; she's SO sweet
The vet; that's how they get you
Update; I am terrible at determining cat sex when the cat is not thrilled about me trying to get a look at their bits, apparently. Freyr is a neutered male, maybe a year or two old. Not chipped, has apparently been living rough for some time. No one in the area seems to be looking for a lost cat of his description. Has received all shots now, headbutted the vet and vet tech, and been wormed and ear mite treated. Does not have feline leukemia, and is now in the other room. The cats and dog are SNOOF SNOOFING at the new brother smell at the crack below the door and, in the case of the cats, doing the standard new arrival hissing.
"Orange cats get a braincell exactly long enough to find a kind person with food to move in with, and then never get to use it again." -Sarah, my vet, who is very wise, as she watched Freyr nearly walk off the exam table trying to get more tube treat.
You know Jones soda cap, as a tumblr user i can actually say i think I have.
If you encoutner a word you don’t know, do you usually...
look up what it means
guess what it means based on context/vibes, add it to my vocab
guess what it means, DON’T add it to my vocab
ignore it
If you encoutner a word you don’t know, do you usually...
look up what it means
guess what it means based on context/vibes, add it to my vocab
guess what it means, DON’T add it to my vocab
ignore it
results
"it's not that deep" START DIGGING!!
DIG
DIG
DIG
DIG
OOPS TOO DEEP
CLIMB
CLIMB
CLIMB
CLIMB
CLIMB
CLIMB
Well, that made me happy. 😌🎠❄️
Ad from 1946
Have you found yet your gay dispenser?
Me stepping onto the balcony to address my followers
do europeans know about beverage drive thrus
I saw this and IMMEDIATELY tossed it into my international chat like a live grenade and it has caused much mayhem, so thank you. Results so far:
Mixed results from the Americans because this shit is legal in only 30 states and almost impossible to get past a zoning committee so while they exist, they're extremely localized. Lots of yelling at Ohio.
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Saskatchewan: "What's insane to me is that you have these with the population density you have. What am I going to hit in Turtleford?"
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Bahia and Sao Paulo: "I'm stunned we don't have these tbh."
Prague: "We have these in my city, but only for boats."
Manaus: "My uncle has one of these! He also has a window on the other side so you can drive your boat up too :)"
(much Brazilian and Czech high-fiving)
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Brisbane: "There's an astonishing level of trust being displayed that people aren't just going to open a beer immediately"
Tallahassee: "Oh no, there is 100% cop camped like half a mile down the road to arrest people who didn't stow the booze correctly."
Brisbane: "Oh it's an invasive policing operation! Yeah, that's the USA."
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Newcastle: "No, this looks correct for the country that has bears breaking into your house". (The Australians and Africans have a bit where every time someone mentions their wildlife, they mass @me (who had a bear in my house) and the guy from Singapore whose mom adopted a wild water monitor and says it's her favorite son now)
The aforementioned Singaporean: "How am I exposed to an onslaught of your media and culture at all times and you STILL find new ways to horrify me?"
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Vatican City: "You can ride your bike through the brewery to get beer but the abbot in charge doesn't like it"
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Jakarta: "We don't have this because we're Muslim but we do have drive-thru Marijuana"
Kyoto: "We don't have these because we have public transportation. You can buy liquor from vending machines at the stations though."
Munich: "We don't have these because we are disciplined enough to pack our beer with us if we are going somewhere that drinking is acceptable, or there will be beer at that location when we arrive."
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India: "Why have drive-thru Liquor, when you can have liquor delivered to your vehicle? GET ON OUR LEVEL" (no less than nine different images from across the country of people in trucks that have been specifically modified to operate the business of driving up to other vehicles in traffic and selling them liquor)
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Pudasjävi: "...I should open one of these."
Everyone: "NO!!!"
(he has decided against this because "half the year people only use snowmobiles, so I'd have to shovel snow INTO the drive all winter and that's too much work")
How does the international chat feel about the ones that are fast food-style drive thrus that serve mixed drinks, instead of being a modified liquor store?
General Consensus is that these are far more respectable and a much more sane design than "drive your truck through the middle of the 7/11"
Several people would like to know what a "Crawgator" is though, including myself.
Literally what I was thinking about Finland. We don't have these because we're too alcoholic. If you wanted to defeat our nation this is how you'd do it.
Also, I love how that one Finnish guy from the international chat considered opening one and everybody shot the idea down immediately...
do europeans know about beverage drive thrus
I've probably invested too much time into this lark.
Hilariously funny that they let the guy known for wandering off without warning to look at birds was allowed to do this
#famously few birds in space#probably the safest place to take him
“you support gay rights so you must be gay”
i support animal rights do i look like a fucking alpaca to you
turns out i am gay
holy shit how’d this alpaca learn how to type
Diversity win! The alpaca is gay!
he was a llama
a llama?! he’s supposed to be dead!
The fuck is going on 😭😭
THE WATER IS TURNING THE FUCKING ANIMALS GAY GOD DAMMIT