totally a real human person

i reblog stuff i find funny or interesting in FI/EN. sometimes i might say something. tma/tmagp/malevolent sideblog @magn-animously

[erumelde]

[pupfettipaws]

[i-havenothingelsetopost]

[Image description: Cropped screenshot of google correcting the search "constructive antonym" into "constructive synonyms". The system is in Finnish, but the search was written in English. End ID.]

Beloathed. That's quite literally the opposite of what I'm looking for

[whitepeopletwitter]

Is it the freedom

[lustcannibalism]

not to be vague but.

[lustcannibalism]

okay sure it’s your post now

[hyyl18]

TAG GAME GUYS

TAG YOUR MOOTS AND MAKE THEM EXPLAIN THEIR USERNAMES LORE

Starting with me:

Hyyl18 because when i was youngest i had a group in a random app with some friends and i didnt knew qhat username to use so i decided to create one with things i used to read since we were talking abt fanfic in this group so: Hot Yaoi Yuri Lemon +18 stuff (i was in my dirty era dont dare to judge me). Hyyl18 thats it. Now i use it everywhere yay

@patroclus-is-the-bigger-person @b4rty-r0s13r-w1ll-fck-y0ur-m0m @cuntyteardrop @glassesgirlies @leninthestarlight @bardorsomethinglikethat anyone else who wanna join tbh yay

[snooziewashere]

yay umm I’m just eepy.

@toastling @mini-birdy-offical

[mini-birdy-offical]

Well.....the lore behind mine is I like birds, and small things.

@weedleysnumberonefan @myblo0dispurple @myles-aster @hermes-reblogs @hermes-devotee-holy-moly @sacabambaspis-offical

[hermes-xi-reblogs]

I am devoted to Lord Hermes and love EPIC.

@biscotch @theycallmezizi @epichermesholymoly @hawkeyedoodles @rocky-core @loch-nes-dragon @thetypogoddess @chaos-triangle @booknerd2712 @bardorsomethinglikethat @astralfmboi @jupiinova @justcall-me-max @b-does-arts @i-am-trashyy @fandom-hopper-official @subtletwilighteternity @ellie-moonbeam @lacy-isnt-graceful @cosmic-entity-official @crimzndrgn @valdezsimp02 @thegreendragongirl @transmasc-offical @thefoolingreen @azurest4r @nicothehalfblood @nyx-zooble3 @dragontheryuu

[loch-nes-dragon]

For my current one, I came up with the nickname "Nes" as the one I wanted to use online, since prior to this I didn't really have one. I kept trying to find good, memorable, unique tags, and one day came up with the idea to use a common cryptid name but tweak it to make it my own! Thus, the unique title of loch-nes-dragon was born.

@pixlart04 @lalaland-ruler @silvergrovezelda @stargazer56cipher @h4zelnutwastaken @adrenalynne @abyssweaver @herwonderlandfirefreakingevil @chemicalwolfgames @valhallas-last + open tags!

[stargazer56cipher]

Well mine came along because Stargazer was my Sona at the time of making my user (she isn’t anymore) 56 because it’s my second favorite number, and cipher because I was far too obsessed with Bill Cipher T_T

@chunkyform3 @cosmicnooddles

[cosmicnooddles]

I was looking for a cool name. I love ramen. I love space. I love the letter 'd'.

So I did. Cosmicnoodles

and added an extra "d"

@milksh4kegg @shad0w-jump3r

[shad0w-jump3r]

Wasn't my first username but when I made my current user name I wanted to sound cool and actually liked the idea of being able to control and travel(jump) through shadows while also at a phase where numbers looked cool replacing letters so I got shad0w-jump3r

@randomchaosthings @its-me-kassy @marigold-solis-harp-player @mikeandwillsweddingofficiant @narcissusdidnothingwrong @ivy-da-gay-creature @potatosalad1245 @raynilikescats @bookworm2011 @johnknowswhathedid

[bookworm2011]

I think I’ve done something like this before but I got my username from being a bookworm lol. I used to stay up till 1-2 at night reading using my nightlight (which my mom got mad at me for :3)

@cup-of-lavender-tea @timetravelingcowboy @iwriteiguessandiloveit @notthearcher11 @someacedude @alenzet @juniorandpally (<- I know exactly what ur username is referencing lmao) @thechaoticraventrainer + open tags

[someacedude]

9/10 times my pfp has the asexual flag so I started included it in my username too. (Like the one part of my identity I don't question) Idk why "someacedude" was the best I could come up with but I'm too attached to it now to ever change.

@lunardelphox @threepigeonsinasuitcase @yourdarklordmelkor @questionableaardvark @the-grassy-hill @seren3dip1ty @septicboyman @mrecury42 @weedletum + open tags

[threepigeonsinasuitcase]

I asked my friends for a number, and animal and a noun

Really original I know

@applepixls @aurite-aj @mrwilliamsherlockscottholmes @pixelguy47 @wouldntyouliketoknowweatherboy99 @weedletum + open tagss

[aurite-aj]

Friendship breakup and ex friend writes a poem in the group chat that is DEFINITELY about me and refers to be as being “auriferous” which means to be spilling gold

another friend refers to me as liquid gold

Aurum is the scientific name of gold

took Aurum and changed it to Aurumite (like stalagmite)

and then just put AJ at the end because that’s my name

Taglist! (Let me know if you want to be added or if you’d like to be removed) @reginald-fillibus @mincetheungratefulbrat @multifandomosity @lunardelphox @oooooooohhh-somerseeeet @cookie-0wo @questionableaardvark @weedletum @thehighvisionary @pandora-audax @jimmy-aka-muse @aceofspadesmc + open tags

[oooooooohhh-somerseeeet]

I was struggling to find a fandom reference that wasn't taken and just started spamming the o key

...I have some regrets lmao

@alex-e-thymia @rangerofthesouth @schrodingersdumpsterfire @tepaofthevalleyofthewind @weird-trash-panda

[tepaofthevalleyofthewind]

I really love Nausicaä of the valley of the wind (the manga specifically) and I wanted to reference it somehow but didn't wanna say Nausicaä so I just picked Tepa cause she's kind of a side character who's implied to have a lot of potential that will come out after the story is over, she's also just a cool character overall

Tagsss: @itsm0onshine @weatherboy-offical (I demand the story in detail/silly no pressure) @frooglet @dido00oo @writingintherayne @wethewatchers @questionableaardvark

Most of my moots have fandom ref urls lol

[dido00oo]

So I can’t spell very good, and I thought the Pokémon ditto (purple guy who changes into other Pokémon) was spelt dido

ITS NOT DILDO STOP READING IT LIKE THAT PLEASE I MADE IT AT 9/10 YRS OLD AND DIDNT KNOW WHAT THAT WAS

Tags:

@kaleidoscopic-storyteller @jjaeh @stupendous-salads @waistcoatsfallingfromthesky @cookie-0wo

[jjaeh]

Thanks for the tag @dido00oo @yukitdffrge ^^

I was playing around with my @, trying to find a new and simple way to write jaehyun's name (jeong jaehyun) that hasn't been taken yet. Typed 'jjaeh' and it wasn't taken yet. It's short and simple so why not use it😂

Random tag~

@alenzet @cantpickafandomtbh @geothermal-boobs @indigoraven

[indigoraven]

thanks for the tag @jjaeh :D

when I made a new blog I wanted a name less associated with specific fandoms so instead I went with one of my favourite animals and colours haha

I also thought they might look nice combined into a profile pic I planned on drawing... but I never actually got around to designing it xd

@sockenpuppe @thepondstogether @wethewatchers @thinkabouttheimplications @kevytmaitohorsma @gizmoharuhi and whoever else wants to do this :)

[kevytmaitohorsma]

I followed the ancient tradition of suomitumppu: compound puns.

I tried to find one that wasn't used yet and combining kevytmaito (1,5% milk) with maitohorsma (fireweed/willowherb) was among the first ones that came to my mind. I just liked it because it's a bizarre concept. What even is a milk fireweed? A fireweed that produces 1,5% milk? What would it taste like?

@vivitur-moritur @varahai @listacole @zsysh @damnprecious @thismetallicbird @emwrote @ghost-of-inks @me-fish @activityenjoyer @karpaasikarpalo @chattybara @lurks-no-more (+anyone else who follows me and wants to share the secret behind their name!)

[kevytmaitohorsma]

VR päätti tehdä heti kättelyssä selväksi ruotsalaisille millasia Suomen junat on :DD

[aceinthetrap]

Dynasty Flowchart (Extended) – Nüwa Hanfu

An ultra extended flowchart for identifying dynasties! Even identifying sub-periods of each dynasty. As always, this is a general guide ther

does the makeup look sad or happy? >>> goth & sad >>> middle tang dynasty [lmao]

[fox-bright]

do not taste plants if you don't know what they are

do not identify a fruit as edible just because it tastes sweet

hope you didn't eat any fucking seeds, bro

[fox-bright]

And today, we have this winner:

I saw the photo in my feed and went ohh, dude, no, we do not handle yellow rocks with our bare hands until we know for sure what they are. And I know that orange...

In comments, they continue:

and that's where I started cussing at the computer monitor. But someone else had got there first:

So just as a reminder, folks. If you don't know what it is, don't put it in your fucking mouth!

[fox-bright]

YOU GODDAMN STUPID MOTHERFUCKER

[lastoneout]

[saxifraga-x-urbium]

#at least these people are reaching out for human verification and not just accepting a Google AI identification #supposed to do that BEFORE you eat the thing though!

[catasters]

[thehmn]

The names of weekdays in Danish sounds all mystical and cool until…

Søndag (Sunday) Day of The Sun.

Mandag (Monday) Day of The Moon.

Tirsdag (Tuesday) Tyr’s Day, the old half-jotun god of law, order, fairness and combat.

Onsdag (Wednesday) Odin’s Day, the old god king of wisdom, magic and warfare.

Torsdag (Thursday) Thor’s Day, the old god of thunder, rain, strength and battle.

Fredag (Friday) Freya’s or Freyr’s Day, the old sibling gods of prosperity, wealth, love and peace.

Lørdag (Saturday) Day of Bath, bath day…

Our ancestors were big into bath time, so I suppose the message here is that self care should be considered sacred and that cleanliness is next to godliness?

[sailermoon]

this is how new yorkers @ mamdani

[sailermoon]

[excitedrainbow]

IT’S LITERALLY HAPPENING LMAOOOOO

[evilsanlang]

it's okay if you as a lesbian want to fuck the straight blonde popstar but you can't be pretending she's a lesbian too girl at least make it a lesbian corruption kink or some shit

[evilsanlang]

"taylor swift is a lesbian" check your house for mold

"I can fuck the heterosexuality out of sabrina carpenter" questionable taste, but much more respectable

[twentybrokenipodclassics]

[softie-draws]

Hello!

So, as a Finnish person I have the utmost respect and love for you Ukraininans (our absolute heroes!). But I feel like I'm running out of ways to talk to other Europeans, in ways to reminding them of how we owe our current peace to YOUR efforts. It's so frustrating. Do you have anything to say that you'd like me to convey? The Finnish people love Ukraine. You're heroes. I wish we could do more for you. Glory to Ukraine!

Hi there! We love Finland as well! 🇺🇦🤝🇫🇮

Sometimes I feel like if someone made an effort to translate the russian television and bloggers into English, that would already help someone understand why russia is not a friend. There are also cool analysis from Ukrainians on the russian culture and russian propaganda that could use an English translation as well.

Idk if you already know that, but the way russians talk about literally any country aside from russia in their media is egregious. russians have a slur for probably every nation on earth, half of them I don't even understand despite being (unfortunately) fluent in the language.

If someone translated the way they threaten literally everyone and their mother on the daily and made them famous for it, perhaps some "smart people" would chill.

Another thing I'd push on is spreading awareness about russian crimes committed during the occupation of different lands, including but not limited to Finland and Ukraine.

Honestly, I keep telling my friends that I should get myself a YouTube channel... but then again, these kinds of topics aren't usually very welcome there, are they?

But maybe one day;)

Again, thank you for your help and support! Kiitos, Suomi!

[torillatavataan]

Finland loves and supports Ukraine! 🇫🇮🤝🇺🇦

Russian Media Monitor on YouTube posts clips from Russian TV propaganda with subtitles. I recommend watching the videos with double speed because Solovyov takes forever to speak a sentence.

Russian Media Monitor

Russian Media Monitor is a 501(c)(3) nonprofit organization. It was created as a project on media literacy and news reporting on February 25

[waitafrikk]

i hate when a book describes a pause as pregnant. get your dick out of the pause

[lunyselene]

terry pratchett is the only person who actually knew how to use a pregnant pause

[itsalwaysdark]

you have to be careful reading too many things that are good/smart/well-written bc then you encounter something that isnt and you get confused like ? why didnt they just make this good ? were they stupid

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Often I will read something that isn't very good and I'm like "I don't know how this got so popular but good on the author for getting into writing, all of us start off by writing bad things" and then I learn that they've been writing for ten years and the story was optioned for a Netflix movie before they even finished writing it because they have a rich uncle or something and it's like "oh they're not a newcomer learning their craft, they just don't give a shit about writing."

[crabussy]

just saw a chair so photogenic I had to reevaluate my feelings towards plastic furniture

[crabussy]

do you see this. beyond ridiculous

[crabussy]

what are our thoughts

I understand your feelings for the chair robin crabussy

unpost this right now you strange strange man

Remaining time: 14 hours 51 minutes

[crabussy]

I hired a wizard to cast png on it. effervescent