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thehmn

The names of weekdays in Danish sounds all mystical and cool until…

Søndag (Sunday) Day of The Sun.

Mandag (Monday) Day of The Moon.

Tirsdag (Tuesday) Tyr’s Day, the old half-jotun god of law, order, fairness and combat.

Onsdag (Wednesday) Odin’s Day, the old god king of wisdom, magic and warfare.

Torsdag (Thursday) Thor’s Day, the old god of thunder, rain, strength and battle.

Fredag (Friday) Freya’s or Freyr’s Day, the old sibling gods of prosperity, wealth, love and peace.

Lørdag (Saturday) Day of Bath, bath day…

Our ancestors were big into bath time, so I suppose the message here is that self care should be considered sacred and that cleanliness is next to godliness?

#it's lauantai in finnish and we still go to sauna on that day #obviously you can go any day you want but if you choose to go only once a week it's always saturday

sailermoon

this is how new yorkers @ mamdani

sailermoon

excitedrainbow

IT’S LITERALLY HAPPENING LMAOOOOO

evilsanlang

it's okay if you as a lesbian want to fuck the straight blonde popstar but you can't be pretending she's a lesbian too girl at least make it a lesbian corruption kink or some shit

evilsanlang

"taylor swift is a lesbian" check your house for mold

"I can fuck the heterosexuality out of sabrina carpenter" questionable taste, but much more respectable

twentybrokenipodclassics

softie-draws

Hello!

So, as a Finnish person I have the utmost respect and love for you Ukraininans (our absolute heroes!). But I feel like I'm running out of ways to talk to other Europeans, in ways to reminding them of how we owe our current peace to YOUR efforts. It's so frustrating. Do you have anything to say that you'd like me to convey? The Finnish people love Ukraine. You're heroes. I wish we could do more for you. Glory to Ukraine!

Hi there! We love Finland as well! 🇺🇦🤝🇫🇮

Sometimes I feel like if someone made an effort to translate the russian television and bloggers into English, that would already help someone understand why russia is not a friend. There are also cool analysis from Ukrainians on the russian culture and russian propaganda that could use an English translation as well.

Idk if you already know that, but the way russians talk about literally any country aside from russia in their media is egregious. russians have a slur for probably every nation on earth, half of them I don't even understand despite being (unfortunately) fluent in the language.

If someone translated the way they threaten literally everyone and their mother on the daily and made them famous for it, perhaps some "smart people" would chill.

Another thing I'd push on is spreading awareness about russian crimes committed during the occupation of different lands, including but not limited to Finland and Ukraine.

Honestly, I keep telling my friends that I should get myself a YouTube channel... but then again, these kinds of topics aren't usually very welcome there, are they?

But maybe one day;)

Again, thank you for your help and support! Kiitos, Suomi!

torillatavataan

Finland loves and supports Ukraine! 🇫🇮🤝🇺🇦

Russian Media Monitor on YouTube posts clips from Russian TV propaganda with subtitles. I recommend watching the videos with double speed because Solovyov takes forever to speak a sentence.

Russian Media Monitor is a 501(c)(3) nonprofit organization. It was created as a project on media literacy and news reporting on February 25

waitafrikk

i hate when a book describes a pause as pregnant. get your dick out of the pause

lunyselene

terry pratchett is the only person who actually knew how to use a pregnant pause

itsalwaysdark

you have to be careful reading too many things that are good/smart/well-written bc then you encounter something that isnt and you get confused like ? why didnt they just make this good ? were they stupid

derinthescarletpescatarian

Often I will read something that isn't very good and I'm like "I don't know how this got so popular but good on the author for getting into writing, all of us start off by writing bad things" and then I learn that they've been writing for ten years and the story was optioned for a Netflix movie before they even finished writing it because they have a rich uncle or something and it's like "oh they're not a newcomer learning their craft, they just don't give a shit about writing."

crabussy

just saw a chair so photogenic I had to reevaluate my feelings towards plastic furniture

crabussy

do you see this. beyond ridiculous

crabussy

what are our thoughts

I understand your feelings for the chair robin crabussy

unpost this right now you strange strange man

Remaining time: 2 days 7 hours

crabussy

I hired a wizard to cast png on it. effervescent

#it reminds me of the transparent cases lots of technology etc used to have at one point

mylordshesacactus

I read etiquette and homemaking guides from the 1800s mostly because they're a FASCINATING insight into cultural norms that we often don't think about. I honestly really recommend people crack one of these open at least once--it goes way beyond, like, "what to wear to a ball!!!"

The best ones have advice on decor, how to select high-quality furniture, childrearing, fashion, etc--from a contemporary perspective, and the things the authors feel the need to clarify vs the wild shit that will just casually mention like it's something everyone knows and agrees on is REALLY revealing of the culture and how it's shifted.

And while a lot of the advice is WILDLY bigoted or just outright funny, you'd be surprised how much of it is...just genuinely timeless, and shockingly compassionate.

They ALSO, as a writer, have INVALUABLE resources--because, again, they're talking about things that are so MUNDANE that a lot of the time nobody really sat down to formally document what normal, everyday people thought or cared about--because that's boring! But a book written to provide advice and information to, say, a young woman who's never run her own home before? You can fully expect an entire chapter dedicated to The Types Of Oven, and which features are useful and worth spending money on, and which features are a huge hassle to clean and a waste of space, and what to spend that money on instead.

And like. As a writer who frequently works in the 1800s? Fuck inflation calculators, this is the kind of thing I need. This is absolutely priceless.

Now that being said.

My current favorite 'etiquette guide' in the world is actually like....70% purely practical advice, written by a gentleman the groupchat has affectionately dubbed History's Most Autistic Man In The World, and thank god they didn't have Aderall back then

Because the AuDHD is strong in this one and as a result, in addition to the deeply practical and useful everyday reference points, we also have:

mactiir

Getting up at 6 am IRL: aw fuck it’s so early oh my god

Getting up at 6 am in an rpg: *banging pots and pans together in front of the cobbler’s shop* WAKEY WAKEY THE SUN IS UP I WANT SOME SHOOOOOOOES

tacomel420

customers the same in all universes

mactiir

this is it. this is the best response i’ve ever received on this post. everyone pack up, go home, we’re done here

itkupotkuraivaroisinkohan

Ajatus junassa: kertoispa VR:n sovellus aina onko joku tulossa istuu sun viereen matkalla. En varmasti oo ainoo suomalainen jonka sosiaalinen ahdistus tarvis tätä

paskanmarja

Tähän on hei olemassa jo sellanen nettisivu ku venaarauhassa.fi !

annilta

Todellakin, VenaaRauhassa on jumalten lahja suomalaisille

VenaaRauhassa on palvelu, jolla näet junien istuimien tilanteen asemakohtaisesti. Näin mahdollisuutesi kasvavat, että saat istua rauhassa.

itkupotkuraivaroisinkohan

No nyt on kunnollista!! Kiitos valtavasti nettisivuvinkistä, mun elämä helpottui just ja ton sivun tekijä(t) ansaitsee kutsun linnanjuhliin ja jonkun virallisen kunniamerkin

itkupotkuraivaroisinkohan

HS myös teki tästä jutun, kuka teistä on salaa hesarin toimittaja???

Antti Ellilän ja Niklas Impolan keksimä Venaa rauhassa -sivusto näyttää junan varaustilanteen asemaväleittäin. VR kertoo olevansa sivustosta

#ottaen huomioon mitä kaikkea suomitumpussa liikkuu #jos jonkun jutun piti päästä hesariin asti niin ehkä on ihan hyvä että se oli sit tämä #suomi

mehilaiselokuva

Proto-uralic word of the day

The word from which the Finnish puu (tree) is probably from:

*puwe

SOME DESCENDANTS:

Tundra Nenets: пя (pya)

Kamassian: пха (pʰa)

Hungarian: fa

Komi-Permyak: пу (pu)

Komi-Zyrian: пу (pu)

Udmurt: пу (pu)

Eastern Mari: пу (pu)

Proto-Finnic: *puu

hiveswap

[Doesnt do it] [gets stressed] [gets scared thinking about doing it] [doesnt do it because it's scary] [keeps not doing it]

kevytmaitohorsma

[weeks, months later finally does it] [shaking the entire time] [it took two minutes and wasn't even that bad] [relief] [learns nothing from this]

wallisninety-six

Today’s Sunday.

sixshotstothedome-deactivated20

you have to rb this on a sunday every time u see this on ur dash

lunnefisk

harry dubois would end death note in one episode. he'd be unkillable bc he has no fucking idea what his name is and then he'd go drink driving and accidentally run light over and the killings would mysteriously stop

sylvansylvain

Harry: Kim, what's following that kid?

Kim: ...

Harry: What?

Kim: What are you talking about?

Inland Empire [80%]

Looks like you're the only one who can see it.

Harry: The... bone monster?

Kim: The bone monster.

Harry: Yes. The bone monster.

rockergiirl

THE BONE MONSTER - As you approach it grins, watching you watching it.

THE BONE MONSTER'S KID - "Good morning officers."

YOU - Continue looking at the bone monster.

THE BONE MONSTER - It tilts its head to the side quizzically at you.

YOU - Tilt your head in response.

THE BONE MONSTER - It begins leering over you, grinning even harder.

THE BONE MONSTER'S KID - The kid turns towards you.

PERCEPTION [LEGENDARY: SUCCESS] - For a moment he looked at the bone monster, and then to you.

THE BONE MONSTER'S KID - "Is there a problem, officers?"

KIM - "You will have to forgive my partner, he has quite an active imagination."

THE BONE MONSTER - "You hear that? I'm just a part of your imagination."

INLAND EMPIRE - I don't think he's a part of your imagination.

meow-moment

This man... He can see Ryuk? But how? The only explanation is that he touched my Death Note, but I've had it with me all day! Did he sneak into my room last night while I was asleep? But, all my security measures were intact... And he seems confused, is he putting on an act? Let me see if I can...

"Pardon me officer, I don't think I caught your name?"

"Uh, well that's the thing, I, uh, don't actually remember it at the moment."

Damn him! He knows I need a name to kill, and now he's taunting me! He can see Ryuk, too, so one wrong move could end me! I might have to make the eye deal at this point...

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LOGIC [Medium, failure]: This bone monster is obviously Kira. You are fucked.

Try to make Kim see the bone monster. [Suggestion, Legendary]

Attempt to arrest the bone monster.

Put yourself between the bone monster and Light.

Ask Light for some money.

Try to play it off as a joke and leave quickly. [Composure, Formidable]

transcyberism

> Attempt to arrest the bone monster

PERCEPTION [EASY: FAILURE] - You can't tell what gender it is.

YOU - "Excuse me, sir-- or, uh, madam?-- Bone... person..."

THE BONE MONSTER - It laughs, a deep, gutteral sound, like air escaping from the lungs of a corpse. As its jaw moves, you can see rows upon rows of sharp teeth inside its gaping maw.

COMPOSURE [CHALLENGING: SUCCESS] - You stand your ground and manage not to freak out.

YOU - "I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to come down to the police station. You... uh, match the description of a suspect... I think."

THE BONE MONSTER - It lets out a loud, phlegmatic belly laugh. "What are you going to do, arrest me?"

AUTHORITY - Damn right you are. Cuff him.

YOU - "Yes, as a matter of fact, I will. You are under arrest on suspicion of being Kira. Put your hands forward, wrists together."

KIM - "How exactly are you going to handcuff a hallucination, Detective?"

THE BONE MONSTER - It laughs again, like this is the funniest thing in the world, before obediently sticking out its arms.

THE BONE MONSTER'S KID - His eyes go wide and his face goes pale as you place the cuffs on the monster's wrists, before his gaze darts to Kim.

KIM - He is staring at the cuffs. He looks bewildered. "Are those handcuffs... floating?"

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Shit! Ryuk, why did you have to comply?! Is this a game to you? No matter... They still don't realize that I'm Kira, not Ryuk. All I have to do is stay calm and act surprised. I'm sure Ryuk can just escape later, once he gets bored. And this other cop obviously can't see him, so it seems it's only the first one who has touched a Death Note... I just need to make it seem that he's the only one who can see Shinigami. Then I'll seem innocent, and he'll be the suspicious one!

"How did you do that? Is it some kind of magic trick?"

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SHIVERS [Heroic, Success]: As intimidating as it looks, the bone monster isn't the real threat.

Deduce who the real Kira is [Logic, Godly]

Ask Light what he knows about the bone monster.

Tell Kim I-told-you-so.

Convince Light you are a sorcerer [Drama, Impossible]

Ask Light if he has any cigarettes.

behindnightmaresanddreams

I don't know shit about Harry's universe but I wanna see where this is gonna go. I vote cigarettes next.

optimisticlucio

ospreyonthemoon

Someone wrote a fic where he hit light with his car. It is a brilliant piece of coding and fiction.

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

I'd HIGHLY reccomend it- there's only one chapter, really (the second one exists purely as a workaround to make something that would otherwise be a popup into a link because its way too long to be a popup) and its 32,000ish words.

Its fun you should check it out

wizardarchetypes

vampire avoidant about hunting and drinking blood but not because of moral qualms. they have arfid and it didn't go away with the vampirism so they have to find ppl who have safe food vibes. who remind them of mashed potatoes or tamales or something. for whatever reason.

wizardarchetypes

vampire just gagging on blood like "hold on a minute I need to remember my CBT steps and do box breathing" and their victim is like "by all means, I wouldn't want this to be uncomfortable for you."