totally a real human person

i reblog stuff i find funny or interesting in FI/EN. sometimes i might say something. tma/tmagp/malevolent sideblog @magn-animously

[icecreamwithjackdaniels]

Carl Frederik Sørensen (Danish, 1818–1879), "Danish Ships in Rough Seas" (details), 1877

[elumish]

I honestly think Gen-Z and younger simply does not understand how recent widespread smartphone adoption is.

I am not that old, and I didn't have a smartphone until probably late high school. For most of my life, many if not most people were not walking around with a magic internet machine in their pocket that they pulled out and used constantly for everything.

[sandumilfshous]

reblog if you remember having to ration your text messages and accidentally opening the internet on your phone was the end of the world

[post-to-poll-pipeline]

How old were you when you got your first smartphone?

Younger than 10

10-13

13-16

17-20

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Never had a smartphone

Remaining time: 2 days 13 hours

[pangur-and-grim]

things I’ve noticed in the UK:

- when you’re jay walking, cars will actively accelerate bc the drivers want to kill you for breaking the rules

- servers in restaurants act very scared and apologetic, so maybe people aren’t nice to them here??? or I could be terrifying

- it’s really cute when little kids have British accents, but I’m unmoved by adults with accents

- extremely good gluten free options. this country is like 20 years ahead of Canada in that regard

- people will give random insignificant buildings names with little plaques. and then that’s the name that shows up on the map. like even a smaller than average family home, you can name it like it’s a dog

- lots of brick and stone buildings. looks cute and charming until you enter one and there’s no air conditioning

- people are still wearing jaguar print. I like this. don’t let it die

[nyctosaurid]

are those two dudes from supernatural ok? it’s been like 14 years. there’s high schoolers younger than their contract. i don’t think i’ve ever seen them in any other shows. are they allowed to leave? do they feed them?

[goldrusher-deactivated20210124]

when supernatural began airing:

tumblr wouldnt exist for another two years

bush was still president

lost hadn’t aired its second season yet

youtube wasnt even a year old

the #1 song was kanye west - gold digger

ariana grande was 12

taylor swift wasn’t famous yet

paris hilton was at the height of her fame, kim k was not famous yet

[arguablysomaya]

jesus christ

[kblognar]

he was around already but wasn’t involved in supernatural as far as i’m aware

[only-tiktoks]

[devantnuit-ladeluge]

[cryoverkiltmilk]

The absolute contempt for these locks is palpable.

[bmwiid]

Lockpicking lawyer and his single sided jiggler vs masterlock is always funny.

[consumerofshorthomies]

I made the cake today

@bees-official @maryland-officially @yu-and-rei-vi @fwoooosh @theboredvoid @kisforkerosene @all-seeing-tomato @zaiyazh are you happy? You sick fucks

Here is the recipe for any one wondering, I did it by weight

And the measurements are as follows

93 grams of butter

66 grams of sugar

106 grams of eggs

132 grams of flour

59 grams of milk

52 grams of baking powder

502 grams of vanilla extract (or in other words, two cups

167 grams of cocoa powder

please do not replicate this, it is so bad

[relientk]

okay let's bake a cake 🎂

butter

sugar

eggs

flour

milk

baking powder

vanilla extract

Voting ended onFeb 10, 2023

[rabbitindisguise]

[udekai]

[vocabulary-altering-posts]

PHRASE ADDED!

Vanilla Extract.

BONUS!!! BIOSPHERE PERMANENTLY ALTERED!

[tntcat]

Wait I should actually make this cake recipe

[kisforkerosene]

@consumerofshorthomies did one like this actually lol idk where it is

[relientk]

Post by @consumerofshorthomies · 9 images

💬 3  🔁 87  ❤️ 60 · And the measurements are as follows · I made the cake today @bees-official @maryland-officially @yu-and-rei-vi @fwoooosh

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

Can’t believe I found it again

[youneedone2]

Wild Turkey fight by Ken Phenicie Jr

[lakevida]

on it boss

[zanmor]

step 1: mitosis

[anywhoozles]

[timemachineyeah]

Spirit Animal is racist.

Patronus was invented by a transphobe.

I think it’s time we all suck it up and say what we mean: fursona.

[xxlovelynovaxx-deactivated20241]

I know this is a jokey post (rip OPs notes) but a fursona is typically an animal REPRESENTATION of YOURSELF, not an external animal that is strongly meaningful to you and your life/journey.

I've seen daemon and familiar proposed, but to keep in line with the cursedness of the original post, may I suggest: spiritual tamagotchi

[timemachineyeah]

do you have any idea how refreshing it is to see a correction/suggestion to this post that actually understands the assignment

[timemachineyeah]

Spirit Animal is racist.

Patronus was invented by a transphobe.

I think it’s time we all suck it up and say what we mean: fursona.

[xxlovelynovaxx-deactivated20241]

I know this is a jokey post (rip OPs notes) but a fursona is typically an animal REPRESENTATION of YOURSELF, not an external animal that is strongly meaningful to you and your life/journey.

I've seen daemon and familiar proposed, but to keep in line with the cursedness of the original post, may I suggest: spiritual tamagotchi

[timemachineyeah]

do you have any idea how refreshing it is to see a correction/suggestion to this post that actually understands the assignment

[fagstaynight]

some people on the internet have only been on here for five minutes

[cowboyspones]

i will never get over this one i’m afraid

[redstonedust]

the worst part about grief is that it feels like the world should be horrendously earth shatteringly changed, and to an extent it IS but its also the same. to everyone else it's just another tuesday. the world moves on. you have to go grocery shopping.

[gael-garcia]

Painting by Pieter Bruegel the Elder

Landscape with the Fall of Icarus by William Carlos Williams

[i-havenothingelsetopost]

Kevät Saima Harmaja

Tulen kuoleman varjon maasta. Tulen iltaan vaaleaan. Näen mykkänä: vihreä huntu on tullut ja kietonut maan. Ja on tuulta ja tuoksua lauhaa, ja linnunlaulua soi, — kun omassa rinnassani sydän kuoleva vaikeroi.

Oi ei! Tämä maa on kaunis! Tämä on ja pysyy ja jää. Se, mikä on iskenyt minuun, ei voi tätä järkyttää. Tämä heleä, kostea multa, tämä kirkkaus loppumaton, se ei välitä, välitä, vaikka joku sydän murtunut on.

[activityenjoyer]

Hi, it’s me, your Flix Bus driver. I heard some of you back there asking why we’re on this dirt road in the middle of a cow pasture if this is supposed to be a direct line from Berlin to Munich. To that I say: you all need to mind your own damn business and look at the fucking moo cows.

[escuerzoresucitado]

[incogniito]

I see that town in my restless dreams..

[gailcarriger]