totally a real human person

i reblog stuff i find funny or interesting in FI/EN. sometimes i might say something. tma/tmagp/malevolent sideblog @magn-animously

[oocmuumit]

[fisutikut]

[podcastwizard]

every day i walk into work and my manager says “here is the rule you must enforce” and i go “got it bossman” and i spend a couple days enforcing the rule and then my manager comes up to me and says “why are you enforcing the rule? we changed the rule yesterday and didn’t tell you” and i go “ok bossman new rule it is” and then a customer comes in asking to break the new rule and i say “sorry you can’t it’s the rule” and they say “but you don’t understand the rule doesn’t apply to me” and then my manager comes out and says “they’re right the rule doesn’t apply to them” and i ask why and my manager says “it just doesn’t.” and then the next day we get rid of the rule entirely and no one remembered it existed in the first place.

anyway this sounds like a metaphor for neurodivergence or something but it’s not this is just my fucking life

[gnfard]

coming up with something i'm calling the anti pickup line

[gnfard]

are you climate change? because you're causing unprecedented drought conditions in my vagina right now

[triibulinekiisu]

"Oliks sun vanhemmat simpukoita ku sä oot tommonen limanen vittusaatana?"

"Oliks sun vanhemmat baristoja ku sä oot noin lattea?"

[vieraslaji]

onko vain sattuma et sekä hampaita että lampaita voi harjata? enpä usko.

[vieraslaji]

lammaskeiju.............

[triibulinekiisu]

hammaspaimen :)

[vieraslaji]

vartioimassa yöllä laumaansa

[karvoja]

lampaan reikiintyminen :/

[kassaneiti]

100% hampaanvillaa

[jotainjotain-muuta]

erilaisia hampaita

[lurks-no-more]

Maitolampaista saadaan maitoa, kunnes ne vaihtuvat rautalampaisiin, joista saadaan tietenkin teräsvillaa.

[anarkissa]

"Tästä puuttuu se kahvilammas jota kolottaa."

-- Mun kumppani kun näytin sille tän

[sattumia]

Toinen juttu tälle päivää: Esoteric ebb pelissä on haltioita jotka puhuu suomea. Meni kevyesti kulma kurttuun ku hahmon nimi oli järkevä suomenkielinen sana. Tukehduin nauruun kun sain samalta hahmolta "salasanan" myöhempää käyttöä varten.

Pelit ja yllätys suomi löydökset on ihania.

[passiveradiation]

i am notefucker georg destroyer of feeds

[thismetallicbird]

it is my professional microbiology opinion people in media need to stop making blood oaths willy-nilly.

[grand-theft-carbohydrates]

blood oaths rule. never speak to me, my sworn brother, my other sworn brother, and these billions of Clostridium tetani again

[thismetallicbird]

girl your bloodborne pathogens!! boy your sliced up PALM that will hurt like hell and take forever to heal properly because YOU NEED TO MOVE YOUR HAND. nonbinary pathogens you’re the loves of my life I adore you keep up the great work

[kevytmaitohorsma]

I always assumed that was the point. Like if they had wanted to make it easy and safe, they would've used pen and paper.

[viralfrog]

[thatsbelievable]

Source: The New York Tattler, July 8, 1909.

[milf--adjacent]

Let the historical record show that Mr. Beast was entirely ignorable if you were just like doing literally anything else. I've been on youtube as long as it's been around and I've never been recommended a video by him. I see him in passing as a meme. I thought he was a made up joke, a caricature of bad youtuber content miners until someone I trust confirmed his existence to me in late 2025.

[guerrillatech]

[lemoncat101]

[datura-inoxia]

Nature is healing

[drudg30n]

[mockva]

[viralfrog]

[bruno-has-definitely-deactivate]

[dopecarmilla]

[beardedmrbean]

[blignick]

[doodles-with-noodles]

before you kill me let me check my pocket (pulls out half a lemon and squirts it into your face)

[kevytmaitohorsma]

(licks my eyeballs clean) ok now what

[sexygrammaticalerrors]