Erwin Smith NSFW Headcanons:
I’m pretty sure there was a meme going around about Isayama confirming that Erwin has a titanic monster horse schlong.
He doesn’t have a really high sex drive, at least not as high when he was a teenager, but he could go for hours, edging you until you lose your senses. He still gets horny at times, but he has a lot of patience and amazing self-control to wait until the proper time.
Very charming, is the God of dirty talk.
I don’t know which part of this man is the most delicious, his lips and wild tongue exploring every inch of your mouth and pussy? His thick thighs that could crush your head as you’re giving him oral? His slim, sexy waist, giving the perfect contrast to his huge titties that you could only wish to use as pillows?
But, oh, his thick fingers, too.
He’d have you cum on his tongue and fingers before he enters you.
When his dick enters, he goes slowly and softly at first, waiting until you adjust to his size.
After that he proceeds to accelerate and grabs the headboard.
I’m pretty sure this man has a numerous amount of kinks, let’s go through them one by one.
A major dom, obviously. He loves being in control, just as his position in the military suggests. And he’s damn good at it, although you as a subject has less restrictions and repercussions for him to worry about when he takes care of you.
Daddy kink, as every other Erwin headcanon says, and I do not disagree. Call him ‘daddy’, ‘commander’, ‘sir’ or anything that gives him a sense of authority and he will reward you.
Size kink. He generally goes for partners who are shorter than him, which isn’t hard. The size difference between the two of you just gets him off. He loves towering over you, seeing your tiny body in a vulnerable position, trying your best to fight him, only to find his strength far greater than yours.
Praise-degradation. Yes, he uses both of them, depending on how bratty you were at the time. Lots of soft kisses during sex just to make sure his poor little baby isn’t worn out.
“It’s okay. You can take my cock for a bit longer. Can’t you, princess?”
“You’re doing such a good job, baby.”
“You planned this, didn’t you? You teased me all day, just because you want me to fill your tight hole with my cock, you little slut.”
“Aw, do you want daddy to slow down? Is it too much for you?”
Is corruption kink a thing? Because I know for a fact he loves it when he can teach his innocent partner new things, making her feel some type of way she’s never felt before.
He’d also fuck you dumb, having you cum multiple times until all you could do was babble out nonsense, going insane from the sensation.
“Aw, poor little baby,” he’d say as he removes the hair from your forehead, leaning in to give you a soft kiss.
When you moan from the stimulation, either from cumming on his dick or oral, it drives this man crazy.
Breeding kink. That does sound a bit extreme, especially to people who don’t want to have kids, but I stand by my word. You could be in tears, begging for him to pull out and he’d just wipe your cheeks after he releases inside of you. He’ll kiss you afterwards, telling you that you’d be such a good mommy, that he’ll always be there with you.
I’d say his favorite position is either bending you over on his desk or fucking you against the wall, lifting you with his big arms just to show you how strong he is.
Aftercare with this man is amazing, he’d run over to prepare a bath for you, clean up the mess as he kisses your gasping body, and then he’d carry you to the bath, cleaning you gently while giving soft praises and making sure you’re okay. After you’re both clean, he’d offer you a drink and have you cuddle in his arms while softly rubbing your back and thighs.
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