LT

Generic tumblr user, enbie “He/him/they/them”(still figuring things out). Just old enough to be reluctant to tell you when I was born. 90% reposts by volume. Enjoy!

[gender-trash]

cant have shit in san francisco. someone stole the horn off my scooter while it was locked up???

[gender-trash]

also when i got back someone was tapping their phone on my scooter trying to rent it. my scooter that has no rideshare branding but DOES have a lot of bright yellow tape with caltrain stations written on it. Gork...

[hollowedskin]

Me trying to say something to my partner about some cool fanart I just saw on my dash.

Him: back up back up, what the FUCK is Mouse Effect.

[lizardsexposed]

[hollowedskin]

Lizardsex I love you...

The burning question of course is whether everyone is mice, or just the humans. Like are the salarians little frogs or is it Mice and Mice With Blue Tentacles???

[lizardsexposed]

sorry im absolutely too floored by the fact you just called me 'lizardsex' to give you an answer

[hollowedskin]

... I see now your name is probably Lizards Exposed and not in fact Lizard Sex Posed.

[dwarf-scum]

This exact phenomenon is why there’s now a hyphen in my url.

[fluentisonus]

they're trying to get me to do something called ""my job"" instead of reading about medieval english poaching laws

[getvalentined]

The Weather Channel's AQI is broken (apparently the entire planet is hazardous to breathe right now, oops) but the scale only goes up to 500 so I am in tears at how the little indicator loads in upon a refresh.

[mamercus]

with a sufficiently virtuous drop spindle i could be spun into some sort of fibre i think

[mixelation]

i feel like when you get blood work done the person processing it should be able to click a little button that says THEY HAVE A DISEASE so when i open my results instead of a bunch of red ⚠️OUT OF RANGE⚠️ flags the system can be like "ooooh she's not pre-diabetic, she's t1d and she's doing SUCH a good job" and i get a lil bug emoji 🐛

[fluorescentbrains]

this lab safety training module is sending me

[fluorescentbrains]

I feel like whoever wrote these questions was speaking from experience

[damejoansutherland]

side benefit of communal all-gender restrooms is that they may be our best chance to shame cis men into washing their hands

[damejoansutherland]

i was in a communal all-gender restroom today and as i was washing my hands a middle-aged man came out of one of the stalls, started to make for the door, clocked me standing at the sinks, and changed course to wash his hands with a real hangdog look on his face

[cheesenames]

personally i do not prefer when stories engaging with complicated topics attempt to make themselves good educational resources on said complicated topics

[cheesenames]

and i understand that sometimes it's a very thin line between giving a realistic depiction of a serious topic and ending up in after-school special mode, but i also notice that no one is doing this when a character gets the flu (which kills many people every year) and PERSONALLY i don't love the patterns i'm vaguely sensing about which experiences can be depicted normally and which experiences must always be a learning opportunity

[moon-mason]

[madamslayyy]

Got his ass together in three words

[bogleech]

Okay but frog genitalia are internal whereas male rats have among the largest proportionate ballsacks of any animal.

[callmestannismaybe]

[kevytmaitohorsma]

Reblog this photo of a käpylehmä to have a käpylehmä in your blog

It's a trick! If you reblog you get TWO käpylehmäs in your blog!

[kevytmaitohorsma]

They're traditional Finnish toys, little cows made out of spruce cones, on their way to see the world from one tumblr blog to another

[gmax-centiskorch]

(:

[leoae]

let’s be armoured with mama

[thecoparoom]

Fish

From the cover of Better Homes & Gardens, August 1934

[gallusrostromegalus]

Love this for a lot of reasons:

1. Yes, some fish have been in the fishtank hobby for over a century. Some have been on even longer.

2. I can identify all these species down to the specific color morphs because they've all been so exquisitely rendered, including the val and the BABY ASSASSIN SNAIL!!

3. I immediately started critiquing the stocking choices and... Well, if it's a big enough tank it's not bad-bad but those zebras are so hype they're going to stress those angels out unless they're both unusually chill, and the angels are going to gobble up all the swordtail fry. OTOH that may not be a bad idea given what live-bearers breed like... B+, I'm going to assume the keeper managed to personality match their zebras and angels and Gave them enough space. Needs more plants.

[blumineck]

How to dodge an arrow (if you have the requisite training and safety procedures!)

[emp-grenade]

[ID: An oil painting of GLaDOS from Portal 2]

[thelilnan]

happy ten years, trans bugs!

[thelilnan]

Happy TDOV, trans bugs 🏳️‍⚧️