[generic sideblog title]

she/her, hrotsvit on ao3

[cheesenames]

anyway!

[star-walking]

don't make me tap the sign again

[cheesenames]

darth vader, age 23, unsure how to make friends now that his old ones are mostly dead, falls back on the one trick he knows is guaranteed to get social approval: stealing fruit with the force. a roomful of imperial officers watch in terror and moderate annoyance as their snacks float away just as they were about to take a bite. when this fails to get universal acclaim, the weird guy who may or may not be their boss (no one is sure what his job is) crushes all the space pears in a fit of rage, then storms out and crashes a ship to calm down

[divorcedwife]

in a galaxy far, far away

[grumfy]

sad there’s no force ghost padme because imagine the haterism. her and force ghost obi-wan sitting together in awkward silence in the afterlife not talking to each other because with her last breath she told him anakin could be saved and during that entire conversation he was nodding along “listening” while knowingly letting that boy cook the entire time…i just know she was mad

[grumfy]

in canon you get like special force knowledge when you become a ghost. so like. can you fucking imagine her dying and like 0 seconds later waking up and immediately knowing what was going down that entire conversation LFMAO

[gumy-shark]

sometimes my Beloved Mutuals will rb a post about a certain character archetype and i will have to physically restrain myself from saying “yeah you would say that wouldn’t you”

[gumy-shark]

jasper you don’t get to get away with this that easily.

new ask game: what’s the character archetype that makes you go “of course you would say that” when i post about it?

[clytemnestraaa]

friend texted me

[cheesenames]

for completely unserious analysis, i could see qui-gon being really into essential oils, which leads to obi-wan (formerly dismissive, but regretting it in his grief) getting really into essential oils, which leads to darth vader having an essential oil diffuser inside his mask so he can constantly inhale a blend of scents meant to boost his focus + mental clarity + rage + aggression

[cheesenames]

#but also palpatines essential oils are definitely 1) Evil and 2) full of lead so vader can experience a therapeutic dose of lead poisoning#and ofc the idea of obi-wan being like 'but have you tried essential oils' to each of anakin's woes just comes naturally (tags from @ozvezdja)

out of the frying pan (mentor who insists a sniff of lavender oil will cure your anxiety) and into the fire (evil mentor who insists a sniff of poison ivy oil will fill you with too much hate to experience anxiety)

[cryptotheism]

im starting a foundation to introduce underprivileged children to forbidden techniques

[cheesenames]

🌻

I've been ignoring another ask from you for weeks because it scares me............how much longer can I ignore it before you forget..........

[cheesenames]

🌻

I’m the target audience for every novelty flavored snack food. This is not something I’m proud of. I’m typing this while eating a dr. pepper-flavored tictac (it’s okay but kind of vanilla-forward)

[cheesenames]

jangeaux fett

[tatooineknights]

Darth Vader doing his best to make things up to Luke after his coming out party on Cloud City got trashed.

[shattered-sky]

What friends?

[cheesenames]

🌻

How's the sock knitting going?

It's going great! I'm knitting them two at a time, which makes it feel like it's moving a lot slower but also means they'll both be done at the same time. I'm doing it the normal way (side by side on a long circular needle) but someday I'd like to retry the extreme method, which is actually referenced in War and Peace:

This meant two stockings, which by a secret process known only to herself Anna Makárovna used to knit at the same time on the same needles, and which, when they were ready, she always triumphantly drew, one out of the other, in the children’s presence.

[officialrung-deactivated2020010]

new ask game send me a 🌻 and ill just tell you whatever the fuck i want

[padmestrilogy]