Dunder Mifflin forever i guess?

allie parker / 26 / being an adult kinda sucks

[littleallieparker]

best and worst parts about Dunder Mifflin?

“I have the best coworkers in the world. Downside... paperwork. Boring.”

“We all gotta stop kissing each other. I’m getting hand cramps, here!”

[littleallieparker]

I heard your uncle has a thing for Charlie

“You must not know Julian.”

[thfemaleform]

Hayden Panettiere

[roleplaymmemes]

Send me a ship and I’ll tell you...

Who asks the other on dates: Who is the bigger cuddler: Who initiates holding hands more often: Who remembers anniversaries: Who is more possessive: Who gets more jealous: Who is more protective: Who is more likely to cheat: Who initiates sexy times the most: Who dislikes PDA the most: Who kills the spider: Who asks the the other to marry them: Who buys the other flowers or gifts: Who would bring up possibly having kids: Who is more nervous to meet the parents: Who sleeps on the couch when the other is angry: Who tries to make up first after arguments: Who tells the other they love them more often:

[thehopefulquotes]

To be kind is more important than to be right. Many times, what people need is not a brilliant mind that speaks but a special heart that listens.

— F. Scott Fitzgerald

[littleallieparker]

lilahmonroe​:

Lilah could see the coffee disaster coming as if in slow motion. If she had a penny for every time she spilled coffee, she’d be rich. She grabbed a stack of napkins from the breakroom before rushing over to Allie. “Here, take these. I have one of those stain remover sticks in my purse that could help too.” She worried her bottom lip as she tried to help clean up. “Do you need a spare shirt?”

Sighing while Lilah helped her, Allie enjoyed the other woman’s help- though her tone sounded exasperated. “I think this stain is going to be a little too big for that. A shirt would be incredible though. I think i’d die for another shirt right now. I have no idea what Jesse will say if he comes in and sees me like this. I have a feeling Coffee Avante Garde is not his forte.”

[littleallieparker]

comicsxpaper​:

as she confirmed everything he ever wanted her to say, he couldn’t help himself as he leaned in and pressed his lips to hers. stephen didn’t even care that their coworkers were leaving around them. he was sure this was going to be gossip later but it barely registered to him at the moment. finally they got what they wanted. “well i have been in love with you since i met you. how many years has it been now? and then when your uncle got you the job here. i couldn’t have been happier. working next to you every day.” he smirked and kissed her again. “then we should get our weekend started.” stephen gave her butt a playful smack before he took her hand again, walking to her car. 

she sighed calmly against his lips. Like he had taken the breath from her, butterflies began a spree of fluttering within her toned stomach. “at least we can fill out the paperwork in private.” she gave a mocking seductive tone, lacing the end with a cool laugh. The feeling of him smacking her ass? now that was new. That was goooood. It caused a light giggle to come out of her.

Upon their arrival at the car Allie automatically hopped into the passenger seat, waiting for him to join her. “I like it when you drive. You have nice forearms. Gets me hot.” Although they had always joked like this it felt different now (in the best of ways). “So does this mean we finally get to rid ourselves of all the sexual tension or...?” The blonde fluffed her long light hair, bedroom eyes taking over.

[steezyasher]

Allie could get this ;)) if you know what I mean

I know what you mean but whos Allie? Never heard of her..

[littleallieparker]

“Thank god...”

[steezyasher]

Did you know that Stephens second job is stripping? Scandalous.

huh? Who’s Stephen?

[littleallieparker]

“where’s the closest ATM again?”

“You’re never gonna live this down with me.”

@comicsxpaper​

[littleallieparker]

schuylerb​:

prxttypxnny​:

“it’s not gunna be that bad, Baby.” Grinning up at him as they made their way toward the annex, Penny kept one of her fingers linked with his, even walking as close as she could without tripping them up. The moment they were within arms reach it was like magnetic pull just tugged her into him. “It’s just stupid paperwork, right? I don’t even know why they need it. But it does like… make it super duper official. Does it mean I’m extra girlfirendy?” Stealing a kiss in the kitchen as they passed through it, she wave a bright wave to Allie as she spotted her the moment they made their way through the annex door. “Hey! You wanted to see us?” 

@schuylerb​ @littleallieparker​

He. Hated. Paperwork. The only good thing was that Penny would be there too because everything was better around her. Actually, he also appreciated the fact that it was Allie who they’d be talking to. He didn’t really know her but she seemed nice, which should make this… absolutely pointless mission easier. “Yeah, right,” he muttered and he definitely wasn’t going to say anything about whether they’d really needed it or not. “Baby, we are official,” he chuckled, kissing her back while he still could. “You’re extra girlfriendy,” he added quietly and turned to Allie with a smile on his face, when they reached Allie’s desk. “Hi. Will it hurt?”

If there was anything Allie hated about her job, it was paperwork. Which, unfortunately, she had a feeling there would be a lot more of coming soon. As Penny and Skyler approached a warm smiled curved her lips up. “Before I say anything, I hope you both know that I have to do this and therefor I will hate every moment of it right along with you.” She laughed before taking a pen and scribbling harshly to get some sort of ink out. It wasn’t often that she actually did her job, in all honesty. “It’ll be easy. You just have to fill out some forms.” this is where a big of a frown kicked in. “And uh.... i’m sorry guys. Corporate has some rules about affection in the workplace when it comes to relationships...”

“Total bummer island, Sorry dudes.”

[littleallieparker]

comicsxpaper​:

stephen stopped when she spoke and he turned to look at her. the sparkle in her eyes. the sun starting to fall made him look at her stupidly, just awestruck. he wasn’t sure what the change was, but it was like a dam broke. they were both staring at each other differently and all the worries he had previously seemed to evaporate under her gaze. “I love you.” he blurted out. “you’re my best friend and the only one i want. i’ve been wanting to say that for so long.” stephen couldn’t help himself as he pulled her into his arms. “or we can put on something to ignore and make out?” he smirked and looked down at her. “maybe put on pjs. cuddle up. order some food and go through How I Met Your Mother for the 100th time. since it’s the weekend, we don’t even have to go anywhere till monday.” he raised an eyebrow as he offered the alternative. “babe.” he said finally as he got the brightest smirk on his face. 

The blonde was enamored with him. Stephen gave her something so serene. A comfort that nothing else had ever offered before. The words that came from him next were oddly raw. They were warm and filled her with sunshine. “I love you too, I’m sorry it took me so long to catch up.”  a blush came to he cheeks. “You are so wonderful.” god, her head felt fuzzy. If she wasn’t aware of her emotions perhaps she thought she would faint. He spoke and her ears caught it, but it felt hard to speak. Just focusing on him was enough. “I think that I’ve been in love with you for a long time, Steph. Maybe even since the day I met you.”

the brightest smile took over petite facial features. “I think, that sounds like the greatest weekend of my life.”

[littleallieparker]

[littleallieparker]

comicsxpaper​:

stephen smirked when she offered food for the two of them. which of course made the rest of the day drag. he finished his work and tried to pass the time drawing but alas the time didn’t come fast enough. so when the end of his shift came, stephen didn’t waste any time. he immediately stood up after logging off h is computer and marching over to her desk. “sorry for interrupting.” he said to the person speaking to her. “sorry sorry.” he said very serious as he took her hand, lacing their fingers and pulling her towards the exit, only stopping to lock her computer and grab her things. “sorry. it’s after hours. work stuff can wait.” he smirked as he pulled her with him, a huge smile on his face. 

the feeling of their fingers intertwining could light up the heavens. His smile.. it was the earth to her. The sun. The ocean tide moved all for that smile. There wasn’t really much to say at this point, yet too much at the same time. Allie loved him. She completely and totally was knee deep in love with her best friend. It made her warm and fuzzy and want to always look her best, yet also allow the most embarrassing parts of her to surface. 

Allie wanted to say something as he spoke but the words were caught. Green eyes just stared at him and the blonde bit her lip as Stephen pulled her out of the office. “You know that you’re my best friend, right?” it kind of came out of no where. The emotions spilled from her. They could fill a lake of love. “After we’re done with the food do you wanna just... go home and watch The Mandalorian or something?” She wondered if he could see the change in the way she looked at him.

[boutella]

[purpleswift]

Oh, you’re the one I want

[insporp]

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[littleallieparker]

piperpls​:

piper was on a call with one of their customers getting some feedback on how they were doing overall as a company. the conversation seemed to be going well until the word “fuck” echoed through the office. of course, the customer heard the profanity and began to question her immediately. “i am so, so sorry. it seems like something has come up. may i give you a call back? okay thanks.” she slammed the phone down in frustration and went to investigate. she gasped when she saw coffee spilt all down allie’s clothes and desk. she quickly retrieved some napkins and began to help her. “what did you doze off or something? Mr Porter definitely heard you.” as if she knew who piper was talking about..

“No my fucking hand slipped.” This time her swear was a little quieter, like a secret spread between the two of them. It sounded venomous, though she hadn’t meant to be rude. She offered the woman apologetic eyes alongside them. The situation had just aggravated her. Her white (now slightly sheer) blouse was ruined, stained with the shit brown liquid. “Sorry about Mr. Porter, you can blame that on on me for sure.” Allie shook her head, taking the napkins and wiping the hot coffee off of her hands. “Great, I’m pretty sure I have a burned. Nice.”

“Thanks for the napkins, Piper.”