Ash Prince

I sexually identify as a toaster

[littleashbigworld]

The "Pickup Line Incident"

11 00 AM

Victor: Hey Yuri, how about I give you some... "private coaching" *wink*

Yuri: Uh... Yea sure Victor, when do you wanna start?

Victor: ... In an hour?

12 10 PM

Victor: Hey Yuri, roses are red, violets are blue. Show me your eros, I'll show you mine too

Yuri: You mean, pork cutlet bowls?

1 35 PM

Yuri: *falls on the ice*

Victor: Hey Yuri, ice won't be the only thing you'll be falling on today

Yuri: *falls on the floor*

2 55 PM

Victor: Hey Yuri, maybe you should stay off the ice, it's starting to melt.

Yuri: Yea, it's about lunch time, let's go.

4 23 PM

Victor: *smells flower* Hey Yuri, we were born to make history.

Yuri: Hm? what'd you say, Victor?

Victor: I said... I'm glad to be your coach! yeah...

7 00 PM

Yuri: Hey, Victor.

Victor: *turns head* yea?

Yuri: *kiss*

Victor:... KUSNO!

Yuri: I guess Pork cutlet bowls aren't the only thing I'll be eating tonight

[brbgensokyo]

we really dont fuck around and wake ancient gods enough 

[captain-sili]

[littleashbigworld]

Me: What does hyper rhyme with?

My partner: horny.

Me: ....

My partner: ....

Me: BABY. WE'VE TALKED ABOUT THIS.

[littleashbigworld]

[littleashbigworld]

Kara: what do the different coloured strings mean?

Conner: uhh... just different stages in the investigation. So like green is solved, yellow is to be determined, blue is just... pretty.

Kara: What does red mean?

Conner: uh.. unsolved.

Kara: you only have red on the board

Conner: yes, I'm aware, thank you

[amjz-artist]

I teach animation and Sam is such a good subject for simple animation exercises. Some of my students are fans too! @therealjacksepticeye

[earthdad]

i will not stop doing peace signs in photos until there is world peace

[littleashbigworld]

Welp. I guess there will be peace signs forever.

[littleashbigworld]

So...

A blind man walks past a fish market, he takes a big ol' whiff and goes "hello, ladies!"

[whitepeopletwitter]

Bees are Bros

[lesbievan-deactivated20180822]

i lov,,,, bi dudes,,,,, the bi dudes,,,, the budes if you will,,,,, they are so,,,,,, good,,,,

[darning-socks]

you learn to take the little victories

[ilarual-archive]

I always got very excited when it would spell out ACDC

[badassthugmc]

OMG SAME FOR BOTH

[liquid-pie]

I always got very afraid when it was the same letter 4 times in a row

[neuralactivity]

when I was 4 or 5, my mom was a prof at a college and she used to hand me the scantron sheet before she wrote the exam and let me colour whatever lettered bubble i wanted for each answer. if i coloured two by accident, she made an ‘all of the above’ option. one time she gave me it and i coloured the ‘a’ bubble for each of the 130 questions except for the second last one and she just went with it later on, she told me that it was the most entertaining exam she had ever watched her students take

[cynntastic]

[imthedoctorbasicallyfun]

My Brain: Eat

Me: Okay, what should we make?

My Brain: No make!!! Only eat.

[sadiekane]

lil nico 

art

[starydraws]

Yay I did it!

Original quote by @tododekunn

[mrscriss2012-deactivated2019042]

This is my son, Chester, who is nearly 4. He was invited to his friend Chloe’s birthday party today, the theme was prince and princesses. He asked if he could go as Sleeping Beauty, so I bought him a dress and put a cute little clip in his hair.

We arrived at the party to the following comments from the adults present: “Oh that is just cruel.”

“Why did you make him wear a dress?”

“Poor little man, what’s your mummy playing at?”

“He’s going to hate you when he grows up.”

“No way I’d let my son dress like a girl.”

The fact is, Chester is almost completely gender neutral. I let him wear what he wants, be it boys or girls clothes, and he plays with whatever toys he likes. This usually involves him holding tea parties while wearing his pink Minnie Mouse top, jeans and a tiara. The guests are more often than not a mixture of Winnie The Pooh characters, dinosaurs, Barbie, Dora and solders, and they’re usually transported in his favorite fire engine.

When my husband arrived at the party later on, he was subjected to endless ridicule from the other dad’s present about how I must keep his balls in my back pocket because otherwise he would have put his foot down and not allowed Chester out like that. Oh, and by the way, our other son dressed as Ariel. When my husband pointed out that the boys were happy, and the mother of the birthday child made a point of saying how wonderful she thought it was that we allowed them freedom of choice and expression, they then stopped talking about it to our faces and started muttering about us behind our backs.

Interestingly enough, not a single child said a word about their choice of costumes, other than to compliment Chester on his new dress.

[ramsexalicious]

not a single child made a negative comment

not a single child made a negative comment

not a single child made a negative comment

[throughtheforestandtheglen]

Proof that hatred is taught

[8jojomidori8]

aww ^^

[dove-needsa-nap]

@lavenderlovey our kids are gonna be allowed to do stuff like this and I swear I will go on a rant on anyone who comments on our parenting skills and any grown ass hateful person who say something about our KIDS will get their ass beat. We’re gonna be cool gay moms who let their kids express themselves freely. Because Damn if I don’t wish I’d been able to express myself and play with and do what I wanted.

[lavenderlovey]

As a kid, I was blessed enough to be born into a (broken sure, but) good family. I had grandparents who bought me anything I wanted regardless of gender or race. My mom raised me to ‘not see in color’ which is basically not judging others by their race, nor gender, but personality. My dad never said anything hurtful when I got into crossdressing/cosplay, nor did my mom. When I came out, they were completely accepting because they knew something was going on with me. More people need to act like that. If someone doesn’t feel like themselves if assigned to one gender, let them be who they want to be! Sure it may take some time to get used to, but let that person be happy!! It’s super important. People talk of world Peace but laugh in the face of our community or gender neutrality. How is that world peace? How is disregarding an entire community world peace? It’s not. It’s as simple as that.

(sorry I got off topic)

[simminginshadows]

god i love this mod  😂 😂

[lakesdeadblog-deactivated202009]

♪ Summer binding, had me a blast ♪